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Old 01-26-2003, 03:27 PM   #1
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SCIENTISTS FROM ANOTHER PLANET CREATED ALL LIFE ON EARTH USING D.N.A.



Traces of this epic masterpiece of creation can be found in all religious writings. It is to them that Moses, Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed referred to. It is now time to welcome them.


An artist's impression of "Yahweh"
- the man Rael met with.



WHAT HAPPENED?
On the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from an other planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth.

The extra-terrestrial was about four feet in height, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin and exuded harmony and humour. He told Rael that:

"we were the ones who made all life on earth, you mistook us for gods, we were at the origin of your main religions. Now that you are mature enough to understand this, we would like to enter official contact through an embassy".


THE MESSAGES
The messages dictated to Rael explain how life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings "literally in their image" what one can call "scientific creationism". References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the biblical account of creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as "God" in the singular, but it is a plural, which means "those who came from the sky".

Leaving our humanity to progress by itself, the Elohim nevertheless maintained contact with us via prophets including Buddha, Moses, Jesus and Mohammed, all specially chosen and educated by them. The role of the prophets was to progressively educate humanity through the messages they taught, each time adapted to the culture and level of understanding at the time. They were also to leave traces of the Elohim so that we would be able to recognise them as our creators and fellow human beings when we had advanced enough scientifically to understand them.

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Old 01-26-2003, 03:31 PM   #2
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I hate shit like this, is there a pill I can take for this?


Leave it to the Quebecois

 
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Old 01-26-2003, 03:40 PM   #3
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These aliens make some pimp ass crop circles.


 
Old 01-26-2003, 03:42 PM   #4
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wtf that picture looks like a human bee standing in front of Honeycombs. This is a fucking cereal commercial.

 
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Old 01-26-2003, 03:44 PM   #5
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they arleady have more proof then organized religions!

 
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Old 01-26-2003, 04:40 PM   #6
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they arleady have more proof then organized religions!
About equal, I'd say.

 
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Old 01-26-2003, 04:40 PM   #7
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theres an episode of star trek from a few years ago that has this exact same plot. it turns out that all sentient humanoid life on planets are all there because another alien race placed the dna seeds way back.

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http://www.startrek.com/library/tng_...tail_68598.asp

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Old 01-26-2003, 05:09 PM   #8
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An artist's impression of "Yahweh"
- the man Rael met with.

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An artist's impression of "Jonathan"
- the man Munkey met with.
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