is there an indie rock version of metal sludge's penis chart? (NSFW)

spa ced · 07-04-2005, 01:07 AM

If you're not familiar with Metal Sludge it's basically a website where groupies can post about their sexual encounters with (mostly) metal musicians and how hung or not hung they are.
I want to know about indie rockers. I could give a shit about most of the metal rockers listed. Here are some of the more interesting mainstream rockers listed that I found.

taken from: http://www.metal-sludge.com/main/ind...a6189834ec23e7

Art Alexakis / Everclear
Art has an 8 inch cocks, he's loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he's not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn't fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he's just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he's a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you're with him--he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though--he's unclean!! Either he doesn't wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem...smells very dirty. Gross!!

Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains
Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack. Sleeps around because he can, but fixates on the woman he wants to be with.

Zack De La Rocha / Ex-Rage Against The Machine
Now he is excellent in bed, though he has really ugly, curly-haired crotch and balls, but his oral and finger skills make the hair ordeal worth it. Cock is about eight inches in length, about seven in girth. Loves doggy more than any other position, and seems to be obsessed with playing with a girl's hair. Has a thing for olive skin and dark hair ... overall, solid 9, and he takes care of you after the fact.

Fred Durst / Limp Bizkit
Fred is an average joe, or should I say an average Fred. Nothing too big but nothing too small. He loves to eat pussy and loves to get oral in return. He's a little on the kinky side and he really loves the freaky girls. Tries to use the press to get date and frequently comes off like a creepy stalker.

Eminem
Not a rock star, but I've gotten quite a few girls asking for info on him, so I guess I'll give in. Marshal is average length, maybe 6 or 6 1/2 inches but pretty thick. Loves to give oral and like most guys like it even more in return. Very paranoid about people coming after him and is known to be a bitch.

Dexter Holland / The Offspring
Dexter is hung like a horse and is kinda kinky in bed. Loves to eat pussy and can fuck like a madman. Missionary position bores him and will have you flipping like a pancake. Somebody you'll have fun with.

Mark Hoppus / Blink 182
He has an average size weiner of about 6 inches. He prefers blow jobs over sex but isn't selfish. Gives pretty good oral.

Billy Idol
He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned.

Tony Kanal / No Doubt
No wonder Gwen Stefani went out with Tony for about 5 or 6 years, Tony's cock is about 10 inches long! He is a great kisser, takes his time, and is a totally cool guy. No Doubt aren't a metal or hard rock band, but since Tony has a 10 inch cock and plays the bass, I thought I'd ******* him for those of you who listen to a variety of music.

Maynard Keenan / Tool, A Perfect Circle
Has a nice, average size cock, about 6 to 6 1/2 inces. Loves oral sex, but only with his favorites. Loves anal sex! Will take you to a adult toy store and buy you whatever sex toy you want and will make you use it in front of him. He loves orgies and group sex. Hosts adult sex parties in hotel rooms. Picks up lots of strippers. He is affectionate, but at times conservative. He has a sarcastic, dry sense of humor, which can rub people the wrong way. He is clean and shaven.....everywhere. May not be the best looking but he makes up for it with the intense sexual energy. He has a contact probably in almost every state/region of the USA. Easy to spend the night with.

Mark McGrath / Sugar Ray
I heard he's average, even though he says he's small, but has asked some chicks (Bobbie Brown) to urinate on him, even though she didn't. (See her 20 Questions right here for that, it's number 15) I guess that gives a whole new meaning to Golden Boy. A very big slut.

Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails
On a scale of one to 10, Trent is an 8. An average size dick, but a good fuck. He'll fuck you like an animal. He loves dildos, candles, hot wax, blindfoldes, etc.

Axl Rose / Guns N Roses
Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box.

Gavin Rossdale / Bush
An above average penis size (Boy George gave him props too), and is a very, very, sweet lover, but can get a bit wild. A good kisser as well and a very good body. Now married to Gwen Stefani.

Peter Steele / Type O Negative
About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn't like to use rubbers and says he doesn't like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!

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Serj Tankian / System Of A Down
Reports are that Serj is a total sweetie despite looking like a freak. Nice cock and gentle in bed. Makes you feel like he actually is making love to you, although not much concern for whether you come or not. Condom user and good for a few times in one session.

Lars Ulrich / Metallica
Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He's a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He's also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he's losing his hair, but that's another chart

Mayfuck · 07-04-2005, 01:10 AM

I wonder if any of these are real.

Mason R Butler · 07-04-2005, 01:34 AM

Pete Steele and Fred Durst have both had their cocks on the internet. If that Groupie Central website is still up, they'll probably talk about some of the dudes you're wondering about. Go to one of those hipster message boards and ask them for indie cock gossip.

07-04-2005, 01:51 AM

Sepiae · 07-04-2005, 01:56 AM

The site is about so much more than that!

And it shattered so many of my young dreams.

Fattening Ass · 07-04-2005, 02:04 AM

heheheh

Mason R Butler · 07-04-2005, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean Casey

I knew a guy that was very proud to have this issue of Playgirl. He also had the one with Billy Joe Armstrong waving his dick at an audience.

Strange guy.

07-04-2005, 03:01 AM

mason, i hope you got that PM too

Mason R Butler · 07-04-2005, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean Casey
mason, i hope you got that PM too

I didn't. Once again, I've apparently misjudged Netphoria by assuming they'd know that a thread with Penis Chart in the title would probably end up with a massive cock in it. Sorry guys!

mistle · 07-04-2005, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spa ced

Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that.

lol i have a 'hooded monk'?!

Mason R Butler · 07-04-2005, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistle

lol i have a 'hooded monk'?!

Post it and we'll tell you. Now that it's NSFW, we may as well get some dirty action going on in here.

mistle · 07-04-2005, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gallows humor

Post it and we'll tell you. Now that it's NSFW, we may as well get some dirty action going on in here.

i'm gonna have to resist that temptation. i totally have a hooded monk. just until now i didn't know that's what it is.

but i can make it NSFW if you want:

http://www.met-art.com/sp55400/met-art_f_0001.jpg

btw lars ulrich seems to be not representing us very well. he's such a dork

mistle · 07-04-2005, 05:43 AM

woah! i totally didn't see the man with the penis!

Trotskilicious · 07-04-2005, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistle

btw lars ulrich seems to be not representing us very well. he's such a dork

Yeah, he sucks.

strange_one · 07-04-2005, 10:32 AM

Peter Steele's cock looks like a black man's

strange_one · 07-04-2005, 10:42 AM

Vince Neil / Motley Crue
What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn't put any effort into it anymore. If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection. Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park.

alexthestampede · 07-04-2005, 10:55 AM

those are gross

im not sure how true they are since they said the guy you have a picture of has an 11 inch penis

07-04-2005, 01:07 AM	#1
spa ced Braindead Location: Machu Picchu Posts: 15,291	is there an indie rock version of metal sludge's penis chart? If you're not familiar with Metal Sludge it's basically a website where groupies can post about their sexual encounters with (mostly) metal musicians and how hung or not hung they are. I want to know about indie rockers. I could give a shit about most of the metal rockers listed. Here are some of the more interesting mainstream rockers listed that I found. taken from: http://www.metal-sludge.com/main/ind...a6189834ec23e7 Art Alexakis / Everclear Art has an 8 inch cocks, he's loud and practically rabid for eating pussy and rimming. He loves his balls sucked, is a great kisser, and enjoy his encounters in odd/semi-public places. Art has a huge sexual appetite and is very loud/likes to talk dirty. However he's not fond of condoms and sometimes his cock isn't fully hard, which might have something to do with him being a former drug addict. Either that or he's just old. He tries to come off as such a sincere, sweet guy, but he's a HUGE slut. He does treat you well when you're with him--he even holds hands/cuddles and gives his real phone #. He also likes his women to be pretty intelligent and able to hold their end of a conversation about current issues, etc. Watch out for this one, though--he's unclean!! Either he doesn't wash the crotch area often or he has a serious problem...smells very dirty. Gross!! Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack. Sleeps around because he can, but fixates on the woman he wants to be with. Zack De La Rocha / Ex-Rage Against The Machine Now he is excellent in bed, though he has really ugly, curly-haired crotch and balls, but his oral and finger skills make the hair ordeal worth it. Cock is about eight inches in length, about seven in girth. Loves doggy more than any other position, and seems to be obsessed with playing with a girl's hair. Has a thing for olive skin and dark hair ... overall, solid 9, and he takes care of you after the fact. Fred Durst / Limp Bizkit Fred is an average joe, or should I say an average Fred. Nothing too big but nothing too small. He loves to eat pussy and loves to get oral in return. He's a little on the kinky side and he really loves the freaky girls. Tries to use the press to get date and frequently comes off like a creepy stalker. Eminem Not a rock star, but I've gotten quite a few girls asking for info on him, so I guess I'll give in. Marshal is average length, maybe 6 or 6 1/2 inches but pretty thick. Loves to give oral and like most guys like it even more in return. Very paranoid about people coming after him and is known to be a bitch. Dexter Holland / The Offspring Dexter is hung like a horse and is kinda kinky in bed. Loves to eat pussy and can fuck like a madman. Missionary position bores him and will have you flipping like a pancake. Somebody you'll have fun with. Mark Hoppus / Blink 182 He has an average size weiner of about 6 inches. He prefers blow jobs over sex but isn't selfish. Gives pretty good oral. Billy Idol He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned. Tony Kanal / No Doubt No wonder Gwen Stefani went out with Tony for about 5 or 6 years, Tony's cock is about 10 inches long! He is a great kisser, takes his time, and is a totally cool guy. No Doubt aren't a metal or hard rock band, but since Tony has a 10 inch cock and plays the bass, I thought I'd ******* him for those of you who listen to a variety of music. Maynard Keenan / Tool, A Perfect Circle Has a nice, average size cock, about 6 to 6 1/2 inces. Loves oral sex, but only with his favorites. Loves anal sex! Will take you to a adult toy store and buy you whatever sex toy you want and will make you use it in front of him. He loves orgies and group sex. Hosts adult sex parties in hotel rooms. Picks up lots of strippers. He is affectionate, but at times conservative. He has a sarcastic, dry sense of humor, which can rub people the wrong way. He is clean and shaven.....everywhere. May not be the best looking but he makes up for it with the intense sexual energy. He has a contact probably in almost every state/region of the USA. Easy to spend the night with. Mark McGrath / Sugar Ray I heard he's average, even though he says he's small, but has asked some chicks (Bobbie Brown) to urinate on him, even though she didn't. (See her 20 Questions right here for that, it's number 15) I guess that gives a whole new meaning to Golden Boy. A very big slut. Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails On a scale of one to 10, Trent is an 8. An average size dick, but a good fuck. He'll fuck you like an animal. He loves dildos, candles, hot wax, blindfoldes, etc. Axl Rose / Guns N Roses Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box. Gavin Rossdale / Bush An above average penis size (Boy George gave him props too), and is a very, very, sweet lover, but can get a bit wild. A good kisser as well and a very good body. Now married to Gwen Stefani. Peter Steele / Type O Negative About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn't like to use rubbers and says he doesn't like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa! # Serj Tankian / System Of A Down Reports are that Serj is a total sweetie despite looking like a freak. Nice cock and gentle in bed. Makes you feel like he actually is making love to you, although not much concern for whether you come or not. Condom user and good for a few times in one session. Lars Ulrich / Metallica Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He's a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He's also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he's losing his hair, but that's another chart __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. No contaban con mi astucia!

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strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	Vince Neil / Motley Crue What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn't put any effort into it anymore. If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection. Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. type="hidden" name="search_box" value=1>

07-04-2005, 01:10 AM	#2
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	I wonder if any of these are real.

07-04-2005, 01:34 AM	#3
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	Pete Steele and Fred Durst have both had their cocks on the internet. If that Groupie Central website is still up, they'll probably talk about some of the dudes you're wondering about. Go to one of those hipster message boards and ask them for indie cock gossip.

07-04-2005, 01:56 AM	#5
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	The site is about so much more than that! And it shattered so many of my young dreams.

07-04-2005, 03:01 AM	#8
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	mason, i hope you got that PM too

07-04-2005, 05:43 AM	#13
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	woah! i totally didn't see the man with the penis!

07-04-2005, 10:55 AM	#17
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	those are gross im not sure how true they are since they said the guy you have a picture of has an 11 inch penis