When you out drink someone who claims *NEVER* throws up!

Ihaman · 07-03-2005, 03:21 PM

Last night was great, we were driving around a Mercedes for the most part of the day. This kid TIM is absolutely loaded and is just giving it my (boy)friend Frankie.

Here he is acting like he's a pimp or something.

Anywho, so we picked Tim up from work (he's an interior designer makes about 300k a year) and he decided he wants to drink, and he wants us to drink with him.

Frankie (The one who claims to have never thrown up) decides to tell the lady at Baja Betty's that it's my birthday, so I get a phallic like balloon, two shots of tequila and some nachos.
We left there, I and everyone at the table ended up having 2 shots of tequila and a margarita a piece.

Then we go to a friend's house (Frankie's ex boyfriend, who I apparently had to win the seal of approval by, which I did through harry potter and radiohead talk, zah-zing!) and he wins my seal of approval by having Belvadere.
So I drink it straight up in martini glass with a lime...about 3 shots total.

By the time I'm done with it, I'm having a cigarette on the ballister with Frankie while everyone else is inside watching Mean Girls (it's about this time I called Adam M like a hundred times).
Then he got the spins and threw up....making me reign champion as the ULTIMATE ALCOHOLIC! WHOOOO!!!

GlasgowKiss · 07-03-2005, 03:32 PM

You outdrank a gay guy? Awesome.

Nimrod's Son · 07-03-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman

Frankie (The one who claims to have never thrown up) decides to tell the lady at Baja Betty's that it's my birthday, so I get a phallic like balloon,

i hate that everyone tries to define gay people by their gayness. that's so wrong

straight dudes don't get vagina shaped balloons

alexthestampede · 07-03-2005, 03:52 PM

they also dont want them

Ihaman · 07-03-2005, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
You outdrank a gay guy? Awesome.

You've obviously never been out drinking with a gay guy...especially the faggy-like ones. Apparently those foofy drinks have about 200x more alcohol in them than any beer of cape cod.

Those every other day for about 2 years will raise anyone's tolerance.

07-03-2005, 04:34 PM

i think i was supposed to call you and tell you that adam m didn't want to answer his phone because he was sick in bed but on aim to tell me that.

Ihaman · 07-03-2005, 04:51 PM

Adam is a liar jerk!

Fattening Ass · 07-03-2005, 04:54 PM

bleh i still don't care for most mercedes cars.

alexthestampede · 07-03-2005, 04:56 PM

quit bragging glasglowkiss

alexthestampede · 07-03-2005, 04:56 PM

thats more like it

Mooney · 07-03-2005, 04:56 PM

i don't throw up often. yesterday i drank a quart of jack daniel's and a case of beer.

ZackZ · 07-03-2005, 04:57 PM

So you had roughly 5 shots total and a margarita? That's not very much, even if you are gay.

07-03-2005, 04:58 PM

i can't take tequila shots or drink orange juice without immediately puking after freshman year.
every time i try to drink orange juice i puke

neopryn · 07-03-2005, 10:44 PM

this gay guy that works in the photolab at work came up to me and said "this is what i look like on a friday night" and showed me a picture of him at a bar pulling down his pants revealing a thong.

vanilla · 07-03-2005, 10:47 PM

there's this guy i know named toby (he has a tiger tattoo on his bicep) and i hate his guts! he's just stupid, and talks about girls vaginas in front of other girls and makes them uncomfortable (like me!). anyways, on new years eve last year he was bragging that he never pukes. so i'm outside on the deck smoking a j, and he asks for some, later on he's totally trashed and pukes. he's a loser!

oui henri · 07-03-2005, 11:07 PM

my pukay drunk stories take the cake!

i puke fairly often when there's hard liquor involved

Sonic Johnny · 07-03-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
You outdrank a gay guy? Awesome.

i shouldnt have laughed so hard at this.

07-03-2005, 03:21 PM	#1
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	*When you out drink someone who claims NEVER* throws up!** Last night was great, we were driving around a Mercedes for the most part of the day. This kid TIM is absolutely loaded and is just giving it my (boy)friend Frankie. Here he is acting like he's a pimp or something. Anywho, so we picked Tim up from work (he's an interior designer makes about 300k a year) and he decided he wants to drink, and he wants us to drink with him. Frankie (The one who claims to have never thrown up) decides to tell the lady at Baja Betty's that it's my birthday, so I get a phallic like balloon, two shots of tequila and some nachos. We left there, I and everyone at the table ended up having 2 shots of tequila and a margarita a piece. Then we go to a friend's house (Frankie's ex boyfriend, who I apparently had to win the seal of approval by, which I did through harry potter and radiohead talk, zah-zing!) and he wins my seal of approval by having Belvadere. So I drink it straight up in martini glass with a lime...about 3 shots total. By the time I'm done with it, I'm having a cigarette on the ballister with Frankie while everyone else is inside watching Mean Girls (it's about this time I called Adam M like a hundred times). Then he got the spins and threw up....making me reign champion as the ULTIMATE ALCOHOLIC! WHOOOO!!!

07-03-2005, 04:54 PM	#8
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	bleh i still don't care for most mercedes cars. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-03-2005, 04:56 PM	#11
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i don't throw up often. yesterday i drank a quart of jack daniel's and a case of beer. __________________

07-03-2005, 03:32 PM	#2
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	You outdrank a gay guy? Awesome.

07-03-2005, 03:52 PM	#4
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	they also dont want them

07-03-2005, 04:34 PM	#6
kristin xp Posts: n/a	i think i was supposed to call you and tell you that adam m didn't want to answer his phone because he was sick in bed but on aim to tell me that.

07-03-2005, 04:51 PM	#7
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	Adam is a liar jerk!

07-03-2005, 04:57 PM	#12
ZackZ Mister Class and Quality Location: mountains Posts: 3,170	So you had roughly 5 shots total and a margarita? That's not very much, even if you are gay.

07-03-2005, 04:58 PM	#13
kristin xp Posts: n/a	i can't take tequila shots or drink orange juice without immediately puking after freshman year. every time i try to drink orange juice i puke

07-03-2005, 10:44 PM	#14
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	this gay guy that works in the photolab at work came up to me and said "this is what i look like on a friday night" and showed me a picture of him at a bar pulling down his pants revealing a thong.

07-03-2005, 10:47 PM	#15
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	there's this guy i know named toby (he has a tiger tattoo on his bicep) and i hate his guts! he's just stupid, and talks about girls vaginas in front of other girls and makes them uncomfortable (like me!). anyways, on new years eve last year he was bragging that he never pukes. so i'm outside on the deck smoking a j, and he asks for some, later on he's totally trashed and pukes. he's a loser!

07-03-2005, 11:07 PM	#16
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	my pukay drunk stories take the cake! i puke fairly often when there's hard liquor involved