We are doomed.

Phobophile · 04-10-2005, 02:06 PM

From the time we are born, we are bombarded with ads. At sporting events, on television, in newspapers. One day, corporations will find a way to inject commercials into our mothers' wombs so that we can be born into the world with a desire to have the latest. greatest infant products.

When we get older, we must get a job in order to survive. Some of these jobs will be with corporations that are guilty of the ad bombardment. We then spend the money that we earn at these jobs to buy more products, many of which are completely useless. We are told that spending money is good for the economy. Spending your money is even better for the corporations. These corporations produce so much waste and destroy the environment, further adding to the deterioration of our health but little is done because they control the government.

One product that almost everyone spends their money on is a television. The same television that dumbs you down with ridiculous, stupid shows and throws hundreds of thousands of ads your way. The same television, which by keeping you dumb, makes you easier to control.

We are contributing to own our downfall and we just can't help it.

neopryn · 04-10-2005, 02:06 PM

that's nice

Axis of Action · 04-10-2005, 02:07 PM

but dude

Family Guy is having a 12-episode marathon

Mariner · 04-10-2005, 02:08 PM

it's unsustainable

it's doomed

Axis of Action · 04-10-2005, 02:09 PM

your face is doomed!!

TIMb · 04-10-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Phobophile
One day, corporations will find a way to inject commercials into our mothers' wombs so that we can be born into the world with a desire to have the latest. greatest infant products.[/i].

branded semen!

you heard it here first, folks.

04-10-2005, 02:10 PM

Mariner · 04-10-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by THIS THREAD SUX

you, ma'am, have your work cut out for you here

04-10-2005, 02:06 PM	#1
Phobophile Apocalyptic Poster Location: here we go again Posts: 2,210	We are doomed. From the time we are born, we are bombarded with ads. At sporting events, on television, in newspapers. One day, corporations will find a way to inject commercials into our mothers' wombs so that we can be born into the world with a desire to have the latest. greatest infant products. When we get older, we must get a job in order to survive. Some of these jobs will be with corporations that are guilty of the ad bombardment. We then spend the money that we earn at these jobs to buy more products, many of which are completely useless. We are told that spending money is good for the economy. Spending your money is even better for the corporations. These corporations produce so much waste and destroy the environment, further adding to the deterioration of our health but little is done because they control the government. One product that almost everyone spends their money on is a television. The same television that dumbs you down with ridiculous, stupid shows and throws hundreds of thousands of ads your way. The same television, which by keeping you dumb, makes you easier to control. We are contributing to own our downfall and we just can't help it. __________________

04-10-2005, 02:06 PM	#2
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	that's nice

04-10-2005, 02:07 PM	#3
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	but dude Family Guy is having a 12-episode marathon

04-10-2005, 02:08 PM	#4
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	it's unsustainable it's doomed

04-10-2005, 02:09 PM	#5
Axis of Action Socialphobic Location: ur underpants lol Posts: 13,209	your face is doomed!!