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Old 04-09-2005, 09:56 PM   #1
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jeremy is a little rascal! i can hardly keep up with him. but that little twinkle in his eye makes it all worthwhile. he's going to be quite the heartbreaker some day. i egg him on to tell jokes in class like his dad did, and so far the teachers aren't happy, but what do they know anyways.

jennifer is going to be a slut if she keeps spending time with her mother, but she's not living with me, so i guess that's the way it's gonna go. i think that she took the custody battle a little hard. (i requested jeremy and james, but said i didn't want her)

james has something wrong with him. he is a little sissy and i am getting pretty fed up with it. i actually encourage jeremy to rough him up sometimes, in the hopes that it will trigger something in james, but so far it just makes cry and him say he wants to live with mom and jenny.

so i think i'm doing pretty well, but i'd like to get james to toughen up a little. jeremy is my star. jennifer is a whore in the making, i never really cared about her that much anyways.

any parenting tips?

please tell us about your children, and how they are progressing!

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Old 04-09-2005, 09:57 PM   #2
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is your wife named jessica

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:57 PM   #3
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or are they born out of wedlock

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:59 PM   #4
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her name is susan, we got married and then divorced, but jeremy was before we were married.

do you have any kids?

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:00 PM   #5
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did you find the message board your dad used to poast on?

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:01 PM   #6
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none that i know of. i donated some sperm once to help pay back this one guy, but i don't know if they ever used it.

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:01 PM   #7
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my dad doesn't even know how to use a computer

do you have any kids?

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:06 PM   #8
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I'll give you #4, 5 and 6, Jerome.

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:07 PM   #9
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I'll give you #4, 5 and 6, Jerome.
you have kids too?

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:08 PM   #10
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how old are all of your kids J?

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:10 PM   #11
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how old are all of your kids J?
jeremy is 6, jennifer and james are twins, and they are 5

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:11 PM   #12
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so all of them are 16 collectively, im not sure if i answered your question correctly the firs time

 
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Old 04-09-2005, 10:11 PM   #13
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Jerome is a cool guy who digs chicks.

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Old 04-09-2005, 10:12 PM   #14
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i can't keep up with you, you dervish

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i believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because i don't think our children should be having sex.
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Old 04-10-2005, 01:12 AM   #16
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. i think that she took the custody battle a little hard. (i requested jeremy and james, but said i didn't want her)
I hope you arent serious.

 
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:39 AM   #17
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jennifer is a whore in the making, i never really cared about her that much anyways.

you can't be seriously saying that about your daughter.

 
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:42 AM   #18
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you can't be seriously saying that about your daughter.
are you serious?

 
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:42 AM   #19
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:42 AM   #20
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I have six, 4 girls (born first) and two boys. Because big families aren't popular, I get a lot of insensitive statements from people but I have learned how to deal with them. People make assumptions like "you are going to need a good job". Wrong I already have a good career and have for more than 14 years. They also say things like, "are you done?". Although I am, that's a little bit intimate for a casual acquaintance to ask. My life is better because of my kids. They bring a joy that can not be found in anything else. Oh there's drama, but that's part of the whole experience.

 
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you can't be seriously saying that about your daughter.
word. thats fucked.

 
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