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Old 03-20-2005, 01:33 PM   #1
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some years ago i called my aunt (is that correct in english)> and asked direcktly if she would like to have sex . she said at once yes ,but i could hear she was surprised.i asked her if i could come and visit her the same day she was hisitating but did not say anything because she was still surprised i turned of the phone i felt a shamne.
i callede her an hour later and told her i vas sorry for askin her to have sex, she said that she was surprised because it was early morning .i said once again sorry and she said we dont talk about that anymore .
now shes kind to me ,but can i aske her now some years later again .
ive just have my ovn e-mail address
can i phone and ask her to give me her email adress and in that way ,chat with her and finaly ask her to have sex

 
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:35 PM   #2
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is this a grouphug.us confessional?
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:35 PM   #3
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:35 PM   #4
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ive read that one at least 5 times

 
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:38 PM   #5
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what about this one?

i vas visitig my mother today.after a little time I asked if i could take the massagemaschine with me home . she asked me for what use . i told her that i woold use for masturbating. she said that it was ok. there is missing a small ball do you know where it is. she did not know, but she began searching all over to find it so i could get the best orgasm. ve didnt find it ,but when i left she gave me the massage in my hand,do yuo have a bag for it she said .
no said I. she found one and i left.
so what do i do now ,some years ago when she vas in the toilet room i often talked to her when she sat there spreading her legs so i could she beautiful a lot of times. but agen what now

 
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:41 PM   #6
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I remember my first orgasm quite clearly. It was the summer after first grade, and me and another kid from down the street were playing in the woods behind the neighborhood. there was a little hut type building we had made out of fallen tree limbs. We decided that since no one could see us we would get naked, that moved on to sucking each others penises. Which is when i had the orgasm. Then it moved on to fingering and licking each others butt holes and trying to cram our limp penises into each others butt. We only did it that one day, but we were doing it for hours and hours. I often think back on that day while masterbating.
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:42 PM   #7
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look if youre not going to talk about incest we dont need you around here

 
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:45 PM   #8
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Old 03-20-2005, 01:57 PM   #9
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Old 03-20-2005, 02:31 PM   #10
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