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no, smoking gives you cancer and emph****a. you should not smoke if your pregnant because then the baby will come out malformed and will only get accepted to correspondence college and then he's going to be 35 living at home playing online fantasy games 4 28.57%
yes, smoking gives you cancer and emph****a. you should not smoke if your pregnant because then the baby will come out malformed and will only get accepted to correspondence college and then he's going to be 35 living at home playing online fantasy games 5 35.71%
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Old 03-19-2005, 02:07 PM   #1
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Default is it smart to smoke on an excruciatingly painful sore throat?

My throat is swelling into dimensions of pain I have never conceived before. Whenever I eat anything solid I must mince it in my blender, to liquefy it. But even then it feels like swallowing needles.
… then a fellow netphorian checks out my aim log to find out I’ve been online for eight hours and forty five minutes. This is very depressing, discouraging. I can only find remorse in smoking this marlboro menthol lights to quell my anger. Is it worth it? Is it…?

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Old 03-19-2005, 02:13 PM   #2
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smoke the pink cigar instead

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 02:33 PM   #3
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I, now nineteen years old in perfect health begin,
Hoping to log off not till death.

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 02:37 PM   #4
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Smoke strong cough sweets, i bet it will get you high.

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 03:15 PM   #5
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my throat hurts from smoking too much weed but i'm still smoking it. oh well, maybe i'll get that sexy janice joplin growl.

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 03:19 PM   #6
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my throat hurts from smoking too much weed but i'm still smoking it.
like a champ
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:42 PM   #7
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:46 PM   #8
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Sure why not... while smoking it, if the pain is too unbearable common sense would be to stop.
But I doubt smoking it would make you have any pain.

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:52 PM   #9
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my throat hurts from smoking too much weed but i'm still smoking it. oh well, maybe i'll get that sexy janice joplin growl.
maybe you should shut up and smoke some cock


man will you two just fuck already
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:53 PM   #10
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maybe you should shut up and smoke some cock


man will you two just fuck already
IAIN!!!!

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 09:54 PM   #11
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IAIN!!!!
you love it , behave your self

your all getting it tonight

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Old 03-19-2005, 10:37 PM   #12
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maybe you should shut up and smoke some cock
LAWL..

 
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Old 03-19-2005, 11:26 PM   #13
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Randall, I just saw my dad's high school ID that he's saved. He went to a catholic school for his first two years. Underneath his name it said "In case of accident, call a priest." haha, so my dad was like, "I should have crossed it out and put call a doctor!"

your avatar is usually related to religion so you may be amused.

anyway i say don't smoke the cigarette, especially if it's menthol. instead, some marijuana should do the trick. plus it might even help your throat.

 
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