dear gil

03-16-2005, 04:30 AM

how do you do with the ladies?

i could give you some tips.

Trotskilicious · 03-16-2005, 04:33 AM

Oh goody goody gumdrops! Please impart with me your boundless wisdom!

03-16-2005, 04:53 AM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious
Oh goody goody gumdrops! Please impart with me your boundless wisdom!

i think your wit helps you out a lot. all you need is physical confidence.
i think ur smrt.

Toby · 03-16-2005, 05:18 AM

"buff up and the ladies will pay attention"

Trotskilicious · 03-16-2005, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by Toby
"buff up and the ladies will pay attention"

No one said that.

Nimrod's Son · 03-16-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious

No one said that.

It's kind of impled.

She gave you a backhanded compliment.

Trotskilicious · 03-16-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
It's kind of impled.

She gave you a backhanded compliment.

I wasn't even interested in her input in the first place.

Fattening Ass · 03-16-2005, 10:48 AM

Is this some sort of a letter? "dear gil" ?

What, no signature
at the end of it?!

Oh and I don't need tips from a two-bit, cock slobberin', honkytonk whore.

alexthestampede · 03-16-2005, 10:59 AM

i like that commercial where the guy goes to bally and then he has this lion inside of him

bally ruined my credit, though. i went there like 4 times after signing some 20 year contract and i only paid for the first month

Slacker · 03-16-2005, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
two-bit, cock slobberin', honkytonk whore.

I could use one of those

Trotskilicious · 03-17-2005, 12:38 AM

those hawawawawawnky tawnk womennn

03-17-2005, 01:14 AM

what the hell is going on in this thread?

i think i'm the only one in it that's consistently happy in steady relationships, and it's laughable that all of you keep up this 'whore' image of me. i've been with the s/o since september, and none of you have even gotten laid since then! haha.

and honky tonk? what the hell?! i listen to rap.

Nimrod's Son · 03-17-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by that bitch kristin
i think i'm the only one in it that's consistently happy in steady relationships

They aren't "steady" when you pluralize them, you know.

Oh and you're wrong about your "haha."

Which also contradicts you not being a whore.

03-17-2005, 01:28 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
They aren't "steady" when you pluralize them, you know.

Oh and you're wrong about your "haha."

Which also contradicts you not being a whore.

no one can tell my sexual history by looking at me, but everyone can see you're fat and ugly from a distance.
i kinda think i come out on top no matter what you say.

oh and anyone can have more than one steady relationship in the past and talk about them by grouping them together. thanks for playing though!

you guys i was joking when i made the thread and all of you hop on your high horse like you actually have some kind of reason to be on one!

Nimrod's Son · 03-17-2005, 01:29 AM

Well, maybe we're not all into serial codependency

03-17-2005, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Well, maybe we're not all into serial codependency

man you better take whatever you can get!

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 01:33 AM

eat floppy donkey cock, kristin.

03-17-2005, 01:33 AM

i didn't make this thread asking for a flame, but the minute i say something half of you come at me with the 'redneck whore' thing allll over again, and it's just old. is it because you have nothing to throw at me because i'm actually a successfully social person who enjoys my life, and you have none of those qualities? i haven't personally attacked anyone who hasn't asked for it, so if my insults are 'petty' or 'shallow' just remember you're calling me a whore based on a user name.

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 01:34 AM

put a cock in it, bitch.

03-17-2005, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
eat floppy donkey cock, kristin.

i think you've eaten enough for the both of us, dahling.

you should have said chocolate donkey cock

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 01:35 AM

kiss my my ass, cocksucker.

03-17-2005, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
put a cock in it, bitch.

i would say the same to you, but i think you'd have a hard time finding a willing participant.

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 01:36 AM

do us a favor and jump in front of a moving train, cuntbag.

03-17-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
do us a favor and jump in front of a moving train, cuntbag.

OH THE PAIN

not the same insults all over again

i don't think i could handle anything original!!!!

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 01:38 AM

go fuck yourself, flatty.

03-17-2005, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
go fuck yourself, flatty.

just because your tits are bigger than mine doesn't mean i'm flat.

alexthestampede · 03-17-2005, 01:56 AM

your picture on my wall.
It reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad.

Fattening Ass · 03-17-2005, 03:02 AM

pogo off a bridge, flatty flatty flat flat.

Sapphire · 03-17-2005, 03:05 AM

What sound does that bitch make when she hits the ground?

Sapphire · 03-17-2005, 03:05 AM

FLAT!!!

03-16-2005, 04:30 AM	#1
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	dear gil how do you do with the ladies? i could give you some tips.

03-16-2005, 10:48 AM	#8
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Is this some sort of a letter? "dear gil" ? What, no signature at the end of it?! Oh and I don't need tips from a two-bit, cock slobberin', honkytonk whore. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-17-2005, 01:29 AM	#15
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03-17-2005, 01:33 AM	#17
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	eat floppy donkey cock, kristin. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-17-2005, 01:34 AM	#19
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	put a cock in it, bitch. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-16-2005, 04:33 AM	#2
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Oh goody goody gumdrops! Please impart with me your boundless wisdom!

03-16-2005, 10:59 AM	#9
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	i like that commercial where the guy goes to bally and then he has this lion inside of him bally ruined my credit, though. i went there like 4 times after signing some 20 year contract and i only paid for the first month

03-17-2005, 12:38 AM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	those hawawawawawnky tawnk womennn

03-17-2005, 01:14 AM	#12
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	what the hell is going on in this thread? i think i'm the only one in it that's consistently happy in steady relationships, and it's laughable that all of you keep up this 'whore' image of me. i've been with the s/o since september, and none of you have even gotten laid since then! haha. and honky tonk? what the hell?! i listen to rap.

03-17-2005, 01:35 AM	#21
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	kiss my my ass, cocksucker. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-17-2005, 01:36 AM	#23
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03-17-2005, 01:38 AM	#25
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	go fuck yourself, flatty. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-17-2005, 01:56 AM	#27
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	your picture on my wall. It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad.

03-17-2005, 03:02 AM	#28
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	pogo off a bridge, flatty flatty flat flat. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-17-2005, 03:05 AM	#29
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	What sound does that bitch make when she hits the ground?