crazy shit last night

Jonny5 · 03-12-2005, 03:34 PM

I basically went party hopping by myself, something I don't think I'd like to do again. the fucked up part was walking through the streets.

i got mixed up and ended up at the wrong part of town, a relatively isolated place. down the street i saw this lady speaking to a couple as they walked by her. but there was something about the way this lady moved. she was fuckin weird. and then once I passed her she was saying "yeah, you're all about stacked dead bodies normally, aren't you?"

so i ignored her and kept going. but she was nothing compared to this next guy.

i decided to turn off the road and into an alley. i figured it was a more direct route to get to the house i was aiming for. but from the opposite end of the path there was a guy coming in from the other end. as i neared him he was calling me.

i thought to myself that I'd ignore him and just keep walking as if he wasn't there. probably the best way to deal with these whackos. but as i passed him he said 'yo' and i just had to answer 'what's up?', but kept walking by. he told me he wanted to talk to me. i said i was in a rush, but he replied back he was in a rush too and followed me.

I didn't know where the hell this alley was taking me and it forked at the end. i start to go up to the left where i hoped there'd be a street. but then this guy grabbed my shoulder from behind.

"this is important. i think there's a bank robbery going on. and i think you're a part of the conspiracy." I freed myself and kept walking, but he ran up and grabbed me again. at this point i thought if i didn't get away, he'd try to take my wallet or kill me. he was a nut and we were alone at 1 am.

i told him, "i'm sorry i gotta go." and put my hand up to push away his hand. i left and i was glad he didn't keep following me. he shouted after me, "i got your face! i got your face!"

and then i finally got back to the drinking.

Jonny5 · 03-12-2005, 03:39 PM

I seriously felt these people were just on a totally different level. maybe on drugs or just plain nuts. but i felt i could deal with them. i could be on their side.

i related what the woman said to the tsunami and the war. and i related what the guy said to the hierarchy in society and the world. this is why i sometimes feel like a spoiled, rich boy when i walk through town.

but i wouldn't hesitate to fuckin punch them right in the face if they mess with me too much.

Blue*Carbonite · 03-12-2005, 03:41 PM

why don't you just 'fess up about the robbery?! we all know you were in on it. c'mon, man, we're all friends here.

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-12-2005, 03:42 PM

what are these levels. i never see these levels.

i watch sports and the players always talking about taking the game to the next level. people in relationships always telling me they're going to take it to the next level.

fuckin levels. why dont i ever get to go on these levels? im stuck on the god damn first floor over here.

Jonny5 · 03-12-2005, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChEeZ
what are these levels. i never see these levels.

funny post. but assuming you didn't know what I meant, I was talking about the trains of thought these people live by, even if only for the moment. states of mind that we wouldn't fully comprehend unless we were in their shoes.

Dead · 03-12-2005, 04:44 PM

That's a really great story.

Jonny5 · 03-14-2005, 01:54 PM

thank you

pink_ribbon_scars · 03-14-2005, 01:59 PM

where do you live?

stay out of alleys late at night if you don't want to get approached in dark alleys by creepy motherfuckers. that's a lesson i learned years ago and will carry to my grave. people are always suggesting to me that we take an alley as a shortcut and i always refuse and try to show them that it's just not a good idea.

twice · 03-14-2005, 02:19 PM

i am one of those people.

jenn · 03-14-2005, 02:22 PM

pink_ribbon_scars · 03-14-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twice
i am one of those people.

i hope you learned

twice · 03-14-2005, 02:34 PM

i guess i never saw a difference between alleyways and streets because most of the shit i witnessed outside happened in the streets.
and i wear a red coat. who's going to fuck with a red coat dude. people raise their hands to their eyes in horror and look away it's so bright. my brother called me a hippie when we were shopping at el guero.

sppunk · 03-14-2005, 02:35 PM

Maggie! How have you been?

alexthestampede · 03-14-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twice
i guess i never saw a difference between alleyways and streets because most of the shit i witnessed outside happened in the streets.
and i wear a red coat. who's going to fuck with a red coat dude. people raise their hands to their eyes in horror and look away it's so bright. my brother called me a hippie when we were shopping at el guero.

i thought you were girl
i would not be afraid to mess with a red coat girl
http://www.experiencescompany.com/Se...20Marshall.gif

i hate that illustrator, by the way

twice · 03-14-2005, 02:38 PM

alright chris

and yourself?

sppunk · 03-14-2005, 02:43 PM

Good to hear. I'm doing well, a month and a half until our wedding and things are getting down to the wire. We don't have much left to do though, as we've planned it out well and paid as we went.

I'm entertaining several job offers at the moment, not sure where I'll end up. I love the idea of not knowing where I'll be at this time in a month. It's perilous, yet reassuring.

twice · 03-14-2005, 02:59 PM

that's great news, best wishes to you and yours. congratulations on your work- it's always refreshing to be faced with welcomed junctures.

Jonny5 · 03-14-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
where do you live?

Burlington, Vermont
"the biggest, small city"...

there are all kinds of different people downtown. well i guess the same goes for any place really. this year has been a first for me in a few ways.

pink_ribbon_scars · 03-14-2005, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonny5

Burlington, Vermont
"the biggest, small city"...

there are all kinds of different people downtown. well i guess the same goes for any place really. this year has been a first for me in a few ways.

yeah, there are crazy people everywhere.

Blue*Carbonite · 03-14-2005, 05:37 PM

my uncle Louis made a deal with the devil to sell cursed antiques in exchange for eternal life, but he broke the pact and it cost him his soul, now me and some other people have to go around collecting the possessed artifacts before they kill more people.

03-12-2005, 03:34 PM	#1
Jonny5 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,445	crazy shit last night I basically went party hopping by myself, something I don't think I'd like to do again. the fucked up part was walking through the streets. i got mixed up and ended up at the wrong part of town, a relatively isolated place. down the street i saw this lady speaking to a couple as they walked by her. but there was something about the way this lady moved. she was fuckin weird. and then once I passed her she was saying "yeah, you're all about stacked dead bodies normally, aren't you?" so i ignored her and kept going. but she was nothing compared to this next guy. i decided to turn off the road and into an alley. i figured it was a more direct route to get to the house i was aiming for. but from the opposite end of the path there was a guy coming in from the other end. as i neared him he was calling me. i thought to myself that I'd ignore him and just keep walking as if he wasn't there. probably the best way to deal with these whackos. but as i passed him he said 'yo' and i just had to answer 'what's up?', but kept walking by. he told me he wanted to talk to me. i said i was in a rush, but he replied back he was in a rush too and followed me. I didn't know where the hell this alley was taking me and it forked at the end. i start to go up to the left where i hoped there'd be a street. but then this guy grabbed my shoulder from behind. "this is important. i think there's a bank robbery going on. and i think you're a part of the conspiracy." I freed myself and kept walking, but he ran up and grabbed me again. at this point i thought if i didn't get away, he'd try to take my wallet or kill me. he was a nut and we were alone at 1 am. i told him, "i'm sorry i gotta go." and put my hand up to push away his hand. i left and i was glad he didn't keep following me. he shouted after me, "i got your face! i got your face!" and then i finally got back to the drinking.

03-12-2005, 03:41 PM	#3
Blue*Carbonite Apocalyptic Poster Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh Posts: 3,868	why don't you just 'fess up about the robbery?! we all know you were in on it. c'mon, man, we're all friends here. __________________ Show me your tits. And let's make a hit.

03-12-2005, 03:42 PM	#4
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	what are these levels. i never see these levels. i watch sports and the players always talking about taking the game to the next level. people in relationships always telling me they're going to take it to the next level. fuckin levels. why dont i ever get to go on these levels? im stuck on the god damn first floor over here. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-14-2005, 01:59 PM	#8
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	where do you live? stay out of alleys late at night if you don't want to get approached in dark alleys by creepy motherfuckers. that's a lesson i learned years ago and will carry to my grave. people are always suggesting to me that we take an alley as a shortcut and i always refuse and try to show them that it's just not a good idea. __________________

03-14-2005, 02:19 PM	#9
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i am one of those people. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

03-12-2005, 03:39 PM	#2
Jonny5 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,445	I seriously felt these people were just on a totally different level. maybe on drugs or just plain nuts. but i felt i could deal with them. i could be on their side. i related what the woman said to the tsunami and the war. and i related what the guy said to the hierarchy in society and the world. this is why i sometimes feel like a spoiled, rich boy when i walk through town. but i wouldn't hesitate to fuckin punch them right in the face if they mess with me too much.

03-12-2005, 04:44 PM	#6
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	That's a really great story.

03-14-2005, 01:54 PM	#7
Jonny5 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,445	thank you

03-14-2005, 02:22 PM	#10
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	:erm

03-14-2005, 02:34 PM	#12
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i guess i never saw a difference between alleyways and streets because most of the shit i witnessed outside happened in the streets. and i wear a red coat. who's going to fuck with a red coat dude. people raise their hands to their eyes in horror and look away it's so bright. my brother called me a hippie when we were shopping at el guero. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

03-14-2005, 02:35 PM	#13
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Maggie! How have you been?

03-14-2005, 02:38 PM	#15
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	alright chris and yourself? __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

03-14-2005, 02:43 PM	#16
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Good to hear. I'm doing well, a month and a half until our wedding and things are getting down to the wire. We don't have much left to do though, as we've planned it out well and paid as we went. I'm entertaining several job offers at the moment, not sure where I'll end up. I love the idea of not knowing where I'll be at this time in a month. It's perilous, yet reassuring.

03-14-2005, 02:59 PM	#17
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	that's great news, best wishes to you and yours. congratulations on your work- it's always refreshing to be faced with welcomed junctures. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

03-14-2005, 05:37 PM	#20
Blue*Carbonite Apocalyptic Poster Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh Posts: 3,868	my uncle Louis made a deal with the devil to sell cursed antiques in exchange for eternal life, but he broke the pact and it cost him his soul, now me and some other people have to go around collecting the possessed artifacts before they kill more people. __________________ Show me your tits. And let's make a hit.