The joys of divorce, AKA Mother and Father disputes

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 01:56 AM

I returned home from work to a wonderfully stereotypical story of divorced couples. My step-father, birth-father to my siblings, dropped off my siblings this evening to my mother's house, thus starting their week of stay with her. For the past several weeks, he has been adamant about receiving funds from her to compensate him for the money that he has spent on sporting accessories for the two young ones. These requests finally came to a head today. What now follows is what my mother has told me happened. Inserted will be notes that show pertinant information. here goes (keep in mind this is an interpretation, not exact words):

Father(grabbing a batbag)- Have you paid for anything in this bag?
Mother(befuddled)- Excuse me?
Father- Have you paid for anything in this batbag?
Mother- No, i have not.
Father- Then i am taking it with me.
Mother- You can do what you like, but that is her bag, and she will need it for her practice, so you are only hurting her. *the her is my sister*
Father(Lays bag down forcefully)- Fine. Are you going to pay me?
Mother- We have had this conversation before; I am not paying you anyting.
Father- You think that you would have learned after having your truck broken into and having your purse taken. *About seven or eight months ago, my mother's truck was broken into and her purse stolen. The suspect remains at large.*
Mother- Wait, are you admitting that you broke into my truck?
Father- All i am saying is that, one way or another, i will get the money.
Mother- I will not have you stand here and threaten me, you need to leave my house.
Father- I am not in your house, i am on the sidewalk.

__Exuent__

Now, i can understand his claim to monies regarding sporting activities, but on my mother's behalf, he has not paid at all for any of the musical intruments that my brother or sister own. So i tend to think that any validation he would have for monetary compensation is thus null and void. They (mother and father) have made purchases that they believe to be in the best interest of the children, at least as far as their happiness and goals are concerned. niether one of them is responsible for the financial responsibilities that the other takes on as a result of the decisions that they make. Gifted playthings should be seperate in my eyes.

Now my family wants me to stay up all night to "protect t****.

Nimrod's Son · 03-14-2005, 01:58 AM

pics plz

ammy · 03-14-2005, 01:59 AM

but did you get head?

Geek USA · 03-14-2005, 01:59 AM

dang..

ammy · 03-14-2005, 02:00 AM

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
pics plz

i dont have any. at least none at my disposal right now. he isnt very photogenic, and i dont have a scanner.

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by ammy
but did you get head?

no, but i have my dunkin donuts coffee that is cold now.

Nimrod's Son · 03-14-2005, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by ammy
but did you get head?

this is never asked in the right threads

even when I set it up perfectly

ammy · 03-14-2005, 02:05 AM

i wasn't there! i would have totally

i mean, you are like Mr. Head.

that should be your title. Mr. Head. hi Mr. Head.

Mariner · 03-14-2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally posted by Orenthal James

Now my family wants me to stay up all night to "protect t****.

?

dude that whole situation blows goats. people can be so...ugh.

Nimrod's Son · 03-14-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by ammy
i wasn't there! i would have totally

i mean, you are like Mr. Head.

that should be your title. Mr. Head. hi Mr. Head.

i used to be

I'm losing my touch

alisonmonster · 03-14-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
this is never asked in the right threads

even when I set it up perfectly

i think he wants us to ask him about the girl who gave him head on spring break guys.

Nimrod's Son · 03-14-2005, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster

i think he wants us to ask him about the girl who gave him head on spring break guys.

no, that thread is over

the phrase just brought back the memory

alexthestampede · 03-14-2005, 02:10 AM

he sounds like a jerk :[

well, 3rd times the charm

tell your moms to keep her head up

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by ammy
i wasn't there! i would have totally

i mean, you are like Mr. Head.

that should be your title. Mr. Head. hi Mr. Head.

i thought you were speaking to me. i found it refreshingly funny. Then i read on, and realized you were into the older man.

thats fine.

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Mariner

?

dude that whole situation blows goats. people can be so...ugh.

The whole was, you cant go to sleep, what if he comes over?

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:11 AM

also, i dont know if i have mentioned this yet, but he is deaf. cant hear anything. just woke up one day and poof, gone.

this has little relevence

ammy · 03-14-2005, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by Orenthal James

i thought you were speaking to me. i found it refreshingly funny. Then i read on, and realized you were into the older man.

thats fine.

dude, i'll call you Mr. head too if it'll make you smile!

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by **********
That sounds like the most tame, adult divorce argument I've ever heard of.

Cut to scene of my mom throwing glasses and screaming obscenities from the 3rd story balcony at my dad/us on the sidewalk below while my dad quickly tries to load his car up with his power tools so my mom won't sell it for crystal meth money. Shortly after we leave, my mom is arrested for violation of the TRO my dad got on her. I don't see her for three months.

However, both situations have comedic potential, in the right light.

Yeah, i am not trying to make this more than it is. Nothing bad, just the potential that he broke into her car, at a little league baseball game no less!, was funny.

and he could totally take her.

Orenthal James · 03-14-2005, 02:21 AM

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Originally posted by ammy

dude, i'll call you Mr. head too if it'll make you smile!

The reason i thought it was funny because the "head" question popped up, and then, without quoting Nimrod, you said that "if you had of been there, you totally would" which i originally thought meant that you would have given me head. It was funny also cause arent you like married or something?

anyway, thats why i got the funny from it.

ammy · 03-14-2005, 02:22 AM

snol!

Oranjes · 03-14-2005, 02:36 AM

sorry, you're experiencing these problems. Your Dad sounds like a peach..

ammy · 03-14-2005, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
a peach..

fuck jack nicholson.

he could eat a peach for hours.

Oranjes · 03-14-2005, 03:29 AM

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Originally posted by ammy

fuck jack nicholson.

he could eat a peach for hours.

heheh.... Peachy!

03-14-2005, 01:56 AM	#1
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	The joys of divorce, AKA Mother and Father disputes I returned home from work to a wonderfully stereotypical story of divorced couples. My step-father, birth-father to my siblings, dropped off my siblings this evening to my mother's house, thus starting their week of stay with her. For the past several weeks, he has been adamant about receiving funds from her to compensate him for the money that he has spent on sporting accessories for the two young ones. These requests finally came to a head today. What now follows is what my mother has told me happened. Inserted will be notes that show pertinant information. here goes (keep in mind this is an interpretation, not exact words): Father(grabbing a batbag)- Have you paid for anything in this bag? Mother(befuddled)- Excuse me? Father- Have you paid for anything in this batbag? Mother- No, i have not. Father- Then i am taking it with me. Mother- You can do what you like, but that is her bag, and she will need it for her practice, so you are only hurting her. the her is my sister Father(Lays bag down forcefully)- Fine. Are you going to pay me? Mother- We have had this conversation before; I am not paying you anyting. Father- You think that you would have learned after having your truck broken into and having your purse taken. About seven or eight months ago, my mother's truck was broken into and her purse stolen. The suspect remains at large. Mother- Wait, are you admitting that you broke into my truck? Father- All i am saying is that, one way or another, i will get the money. Mother- I will not have you stand here and threaten me, you need to leave my house. Father- I am not in your house, i am on the sidewalk. __Exuent__ Now, i can understand his claim to monies regarding sporting activities, but on my mother's behalf, he has not paid at all for any of the musical intruments that my brother or sister own. So i tend to think that any validation he would have for monetary compensation is thus null and void. They (mother and father) have made purchases that they believe to be in the best interest of the children, at least as far as their happiness and goals are concerned. niether one of them is responsible for the financial responsibilities that the other takes on as a result of the decisions that they make. Gifted playthings should be seperate in my eyes. Now my family wants me to stay up all night to "protect t****.

03-14-2005, 01:58 AM	#2
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	pics plz __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

03-14-2005, 01:59 AM	#4
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	dang.. __________________ well.

03-14-2005, 01:59 AM	#3
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	but did you get head?

03-14-2005, 02:05 AM	#9
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	i wasn't there! i would have totally i mean, you are like Mr. Head. that should be your title. Mr. Head. hi Mr. Head.

03-14-2005, 02:10 AM	#14
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	he sounds like a jerk :[ well, 3rd times the charm tell your moms to keep her head up

03-14-2005, 02:11 AM	#17
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	also, i dont know if i have mentioned this yet, but he is deaf. cant hear anything. just woke up one day and poof, gone. this has little relevence

03-14-2005, 02:36 AM	#22
Oranjes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,961	sorry, you're experiencing these problems. Your Dad sounds like a peach..