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03-14-2005, 01:23 AM
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wanna hear my usual pickup line?
are you pregnant?
no.... you wanna be?!?! |
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03-14-2005, 01:24 AM
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car wash cunt
 
Location: cuyler ave
Posts: 39,762
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YOU'RE SUCH A BABE MAGNET!!!
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well. |
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03-14-2005, 01:26 AM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: Toronto
Posts: 5,699
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HOTT!!!!!!!11one
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03-14-2005, 01:31 AM
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OB-GYN Kenobi
 Location: the sea
Posts: 17,020
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*feels impregnated*
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03-14-2005, 01:33 AM
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Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
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yes, actually I would adam
I would like to have a child of my own without the 50 years of nagging that usually comes along with it
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03-14-2005, 01:36 AM
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GreenStarsNSpam
 
Location: Newfoundand, Canada
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This is my usual. As you can probably tell, I don't get many girls.
"Hey baby." "Hi" "For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. " |
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03-14-2005, 01:37 AM
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Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
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i didn't use a pickup line last night
she approached me her line was "I hate spring break" which kind of makes my thread title ironic
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03-14-2005, 01:48 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: Chicago
Posts: 7,157
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HOLY SHIT.
It's funny because to get pregnant, they have to fuck someone. And you're saying it, so they think that you're asking to fuck them. Brilliant! You're truly the imperial czar of wit and subtlety, ******. |
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03-14-2005, 01:55 AM
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Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
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Quote:
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03-14-2005, 01:57 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: el lay
Posts: 7,650
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here's my favorite
normally i wouldn't lower myself to your level, but i need to get back at someone. interested in helping me out?
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03-14-2005, 02:09 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: gasoline alley
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03-14-2005, 02:12 AM
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Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
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Quote:
I'm outta here
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03-14-2005, 02:15 AM
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Minion of Satan
Location: upstairs
Posts: 6,823
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i like
"you know, for a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much."
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