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Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 11:27 PM

I once ate 28 slices of pizza because people were throwing in 50 cents per slice

there was about 12 people

pale blue eyes · 03-13-2005, 11:27 PM

My one brother used to eat grocery-sized brown paper bags at lunch for money in high school. Even the bottom part with the glue. He made $60 eating three in a half hour but balked at four because it wreaked havoc on his digestive track. And, yes ladies, he is still available.

Travis Meekz · 03-13-2005, 11:28 PM

I ate a slug for $40 at a party during my freshman year of college

03-13-2005, 11:29 PM

i made out with a girl for $5 a few years ago.

my friend had sex with a black girl for $200.

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by ******
i made out with a girl for $5 a few years ago.

my friend had sex with a black girl for $200.

if you want I can show you where you can have sex with a black girl for $20

03-13-2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
if you want I can show you where you can have sex with a black girl for $20

no thanks. the girl gave my friend $200 for his speeding ticket but only after they had sex. my buddy didnt even cum, he pretended like he did then quickly threw the condom away

GlasgowKiss · 03-13-2005, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
if you want I can show you where you can have sex with a black girl for $20

http://www.cartoondepot.com/pages/im...20Bsktball.jpg

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by alexthestampede

he was probably also "high on a feeling" as david hasselhoff would say

I think you mean "Hooked on a Feeling"

If you're going to try and tell jokes, just remember that jokes should be accurate

And funny

alexthestampede · 03-13-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I think you mean "Hooked on a Feeling"

oh yeah

3Marlon3Brando · 03-13-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I once ate 28 slices of pizza because people were throwing in 50 cents per slice

there was about 12 people

i ate 26 slices in a pizza eating contest. i won but there was no money involved, just honor

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando

i ate 26 slices in a pizza eating contest. i won but there was no money involved, just honor

this was kind of a contest

then when i won they kept giving more money

i was their pizza whore

3Marlon3Brando · 03-13-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
this was kind of a contest

then when i won they kept giving more money

i was their pizza whore

sounds like a dream world

Nimrod's Son · 03-13-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando

sounds like a dream world

nothing good ever lasts

stay gold pony boy

GreenEggsNSpam · 03-13-2005, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
about three times the size of that. it was from mcdonalds.

The Spicy hot shit? That's fucking gross.
Now there regular BBQ sauce, I ask for extras when I go there and eat that shit straight.

neopryn · 03-13-2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
The Spicy hot shit? That's fucking gross.
Now there regular BBQ sauce, I ask for extras when I go there and eat that shit straight.

fuck yeah bitch

3Marlon3Brando · 03-13-2005, 11:48 PM

calm down tuff guy

SuckSuckStyle · 03-13-2005, 11:58 PM

in high school we used to go to mountain mikes every wednesday night for their all you can eat pizza for $5.99

i forget what the record was. 21 maybe. my record was 7. i was never able to break 10...

those were good times.

neopryn · 03-13-2005, 11:59 PM

sorry man

neopryn · 03-14-2005, 12:01 AM

this thread really surpassed my expectations

3Marlon3Brando · 03-14-2005, 12:02 AM

feeling better man?

neopryn · 03-14-2005, 12:02 AM

yeah i think i am going to pull through

3Marlon3Brando · 03-14-2005, 12:03 AM

you have the will of ten men

Mariner · 03-14-2005, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by 3Marlon3Brando
you have the wang of ten men

man why aren't the ladies flocking?

Nimrod's Son · 03-14-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Mariner

man why aren't the ladies flocking?

what are they supposed to do with that

Mariner · 03-14-2005, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
what are they supposed to do with that

well if they get like ten of themselves together i am sure they can think of something

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03-13-2005, 11:27 PM	#32
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	My one brother used to eat grocery-sized brown paper bags at lunch for money in high school. Even the bottom part with the glue. He made $60 eating three in a half hour but balked at four because it wreaked havoc on his digestive track. And, yes ladies, he is still available.

03-13-2005, 11:28 PM	#33
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	I ate a slug for $40 at a party during my freshman year of college

03-13-2005, 11:29 PM	#34
Quagmire Posts: n/a	i made out with a girl for $5 a few years ago. my friend had sex with a black girl for $200.

03-13-2005, 11:48 PM	#46
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	calm down tuff guy

03-13-2005, 11:58 PM	#47
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	in high school we used to go to mountain mikes every wednesday night for their all you can eat pizza for $5.99 i forget what the record was. 21 maybe. my record was 7. i was never able to break 10... those were good times.

03-13-2005, 11:59 PM	#48
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	sorry man

03-14-2005, 12:01 AM	#49
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	this thread really surpassed my expectations

03-14-2005, 12:02 AM	#50
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	feeling better man?

03-14-2005, 12:03 AM	#52
3Marlon3Brando Apocalyptic Poster Location: my home is the sea Posts: 4,223	you have the will of ten men