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Old 03-09-2005, 08:11 PM   #1
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Default if you really hate your dog...

buy one of these.

http://www.glamourdog.com/puppy-purses.html

 
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Old 03-09-2005, 08:12 PM   #2
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don't tell me what to do, bossy

 
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Old 03-09-2005, 08:14 PM   #3
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don't tell me what to do, bossy
fine don't.

but i'll cry.

 
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Old 03-09-2005, 08:14 PM   #4
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yeah... who do think you are, toots.

 
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Old 03-09-2005, 08:15 PM   #5
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Mariner should get one of these
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Old 03-09-2005, 09:42 PM   #6
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Old 03-09-2005, 09:43 PM   #7
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im sure jager would love it
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:16 AM   #8
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hahahaha

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:46 AM   #9
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Large dog harness lifts dogs from 80 to 125 pounds, with chest measurements of 34" to 37".

How big is your dog's chest? I bet it's quite ample, since he's in your family.
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:05 AM   #10
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Ugh.. that's something my stepmom would buy

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:08 AM   #11
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at the garden centre i worked at this barbie looking 40 something woman had her dog in one of those. she had these awful fake braids everywhere.. it was the ugliest fucking little rat dog i've ever seen and she stuck random ponytails all over it's head, too.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:44 AM   #12
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at the garden centre i worked at this barbie looking 40 something woman had her dog in one of those. she had these awful fake braids everywhere.. it was the ugliest fucking little rat dog i've ever seen and she stuck random ponytails all over it's head, too.
in november at the polls, the lady in front of me had a weiner dog with a bindi on its forehead.

made me feel good that people like that were contributing to the political process.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:46 AM   #13
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I think I'll buy one to have handy for the next bichon I see. Then we'll have a little hammer throw action.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:51 AM   #14
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I think I'll buy one to have handy for the next bichon I see. Then we'll have a little hammer throw action.
holy crap you posted here.

most people were starting think you were fictional.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:17 AM   #15
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:32 AM   #16
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holy crap you posted here.

most people were starting think you were fictional.
Conversing with your alias is lame.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:33 AM   #17
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Large dog harness lifts dogs from 80 to 125 pounds, with chest measurements of 34" to 37".

How big is your dog's chest? I bet it's quite ample, since he's in your family.
i'll give you a dollar if you can guess his cup size

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:36 AM   #18
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i'll give you a dollar if you can guess his cup size
this is a trick question as i bet he's asymmetrical
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:39 AM   #19
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you're half right

it's a trick question as dogs do not have cup sizes.

you have a lot to learn if you're about to become a dog owner.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 02:57 AM   #20
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Poor mother fucking animals man.
If any of you said "Cute!" I think you should speak up and go on my revenge list.

 
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Old 03-10-2005, 08:05 AM   #21
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Old 03-13-2005, 03:47 AM   #22
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Conversing with your alias is lame.
Yes, especially an alias that predates you. Super lame.

 
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Old 03-13-2005, 04:39 AM   #23
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that is so paris hilton...

 
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Old 03-13-2005, 04:41 AM   #24
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