So tell me if this is a bad thing

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:08 AM

I need some sort of action, sexually.

There's this girl that I don't really know, and right now I have the possibility of getting to know her for the sole purpose of having sex with her.

This is totally not at all like my personality. And I don't like the idea. But I'm a horny bastard.

:-/

Just typing that out makes me feel like a sick bastard. There's no way I could do that.

Fattening Ass · 03-13-2005, 02:10 AM

jack off, dude.

neopryn · 03-13-2005, 02:10 AM

do it.

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
jack off, dude.

7 years of jacking off is enough

phaedrus · 03-13-2005, 02:13 AM

so long as she shares the same intentions, it's all good.

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by phaedrus
so long as she shares the same intentions, it's all good.

yeah.

I'm a virgin. She definitely isn't. So it's not like I'd feel bad for her.

But it's just not my style. but eh. wouldn't hurt anything.

Fattening Ass · 03-13-2005, 02:20 AM

cowbite · 03-13-2005, 02:20 AM

Dude. Just do her. It's fun.

Fattening Ass · 03-13-2005, 02:21 AM

phaedrus · 03-13-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Eulogy
wouldn't hurt anything.

except maybe you.

if she'd be your first then you'll definitely be more emotional vulnerable than you think.

although you really do need an experienced woman to show you the grounds.

phaedrus · 03-13-2005, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass

you really need to make that your sig too

Fattening Ass · 03-13-2005, 02:23 AM

just do it and get your rocks off you horny toad.

Esty · 03-13-2005, 02:24 AM

Wrong.

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Esty
Wrong.

I know!

Sepiae · 03-13-2005, 02:31 AM

I don't know how it works for a guy, but the girls I know haven't handled losing their virginity outside of a relationship very well.

Are there any other parades you need me to rain on?

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sepiae
I don't know how it works for a guy, but the girls I know haven't handled losing their virginity outside of a relationship very well.

Are there any other parades you need me to rain on?

As far as I know, guys don't give a shit.

Someone correct me if I'm wrong here.

neopryn · 03-13-2005, 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sepiae

Are there any other parades you need me to rain on?

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthre...threadid=87814

Esty · 03-13-2005, 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

I know!

So why make the thread? Do the right thing and go jag off.

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by Esty

So why make the thread? Do the right thing and go jag off.

well it's not right....but you know, a lot of the things I do aren't necessarily "right."

and again, jacking off can only do so much for you.

Esty · 03-13-2005, 02:37 AM

So go take a cold shower dude. I dunno what to tell ya. I guess you can be a man, go up to her and say, "Do you just want to have some sex?". I just hope you respect yourself in the morning if the answer is yes.

Laters Mr. Eulogy

Eulogy · 03-13-2005, 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Esty
So go take a cold shower dude. I dunno what to tell ya. I guess you can be a man, go up to her and say, "Do you just want to have some sex?". I just hope you respect yourself in the morning if the answer is yes.

Laters Mr. Eulogy

bahhhhhh

Oranjes · 03-13-2005, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by Esty
Do the right thing and go jag off.

LoL, I couldn't resist! By posting this picture, I am addressing both the context you intended and what I interpreted from your post.. !

Esty · 03-13-2005, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
LoL, I couldn't resist! By posting this picture, I am addressing both the context you intended and what I interpreted from your post.. !

I'm sure there are better Catherine Bell pictures out there for Mr. Eulogy to use.

wally · 03-13-2005, 02:44 AM

i really don't see the dilemma in this at all

Oranjes · 03-13-2005, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by Esty

I'm sure there are better Catherine Bell pictures out there for Mr. Eulogy to use.

ya, I know, but I wanted to make sure that the "Jag" connection could still be made..

03-13-2005, 02:08 AM	#1
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	So tell me if this is a bad thing I need some sort of action, sexually. There's this girl that I don't really know, and right now I have the possibility of getting to know her for the sole purpose of having sex with her. This is totally not at all like my personality. And I don't like the idea. But I'm a horny bastard. :-/ Just typing that out makes me feel like a sick bastard. There's no way I could do that.

03-13-2005, 02:10 AM	#2
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03-13-2005, 02:10 AM	#3
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	do it.

03-13-2005, 02:13 AM	#5
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	so long as she shares the same intentions, it's all good.

03-13-2005, 02:20 AM	#8
cowbite Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,171	Dude. Just do her. It's fun.

03-13-2005, 02:24 AM	#13
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	Wrong.

03-13-2005, 02:31 AM	#15
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	I don't know how it works for a guy, but the girls I know haven't handled losing their virginity outside of a relationship very well. Are there any other parades you need me to rain on? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-13-2005, 02:37 AM	#20
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	So go take a cold shower dude. I dunno what to tell ya. I guess you can be a man, go up to her and say, "Do you just want to have some sex?". I just hope you respect yourself in the morning if the answer is yes. Laters Mr. Eulogy

03-13-2005, 02:44 AM	#24
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	i really don't see the dilemma in this at all