To show that I'm fair and balanced

gpub · 03-10-2005, 08:35 PM

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...20041223WAS53D

Cat Shoots Owner

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.

But still... FUCK CATS

Electra · 03-10-2005, 08:54 PM

That guy was a dumbass for leaving a loaded gun just lying around.

noir cat · 03-10-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by Electra
That guy was a dumbass for leaving a loaded gun just lying around.

Yeah, really.

"Let me place this loaded gun right here on the kitchen counter and cook stuff."

So how do you think he's going to face his cats now that they've tried to murder him? You think he'll give them up or something?

Ah, Netphoria. WHere I get all my news.

Electra · 03-10-2005, 09:23 PM

If I ever do anything that dumb, I give my cats full permission to shoot me.

drizztduorns · 03-10-2005, 09:25 PM

i wish it had happened in flint, michigan

03-10-2005, 08:35 PM	#1
gpub Minion of Satan Location: You's guys dont's likes the Toki... Well fucks you's Posts: 5,782	To show that I'm fair and balanced http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...20041223WAS53D Cat Shoots Owner BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said. Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital. Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name. A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home. State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him. But still... FUCK CATS __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-10-2005, 08:54 PM	#2
Electra Pledge Location: Australia Posts: 163	That guy was a dumbass for leaving a loaded gun just lying around.

03-10-2005, 09:23 PM	#4
Electra Pledge Location: Australia Posts: 163	If I ever do anything that dumb, I give my cats full permission to shoot me.

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drizztduorns Banned Location: H-TOWN Posts: 90	i wish it had happened in flint, michigan