Two semen-related stories in one thread, Like whoa!

Dead · 03-10-2005, 10:03 AM

Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...MPLATE=DEFAULT

Dead · 03-10-2005, 10:05 AM

Ex-Dentist May Face Charges in Semen Case

Tue Mar 8, 5:46 PM ET

Strange News - AP

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A lawyer for a former dentist accused of squirting semen into the mouths of female patients expects a grand jury to charge his client as early as next week.

Defense lawyer George Laughrun said he expects misdemeanor counts of assault on a female against Dr. John Hall to go to the Mecklenburg County grand jury Monday. Mecklenburg Assistant District Attorney David Maloney confirmed to The Charlotte Observer that he plans to submit seven counts to the grand jury.

Hall, 44, has denied the allegations, but could face up to 120 days in prison if convicted on the charges.

Until August, when the N.C. Board of Dental Examiners revoked his license, Hall practiced in Cornelius, a suburb north of Charlotte.

At the hearing, former patients testified that Hall squirted a foul-tasting substance from a syringe into their mouths. In all, Hall was accused of injecting semen into the mouths of six female patients.

In testimony before the dental board, Hall denied the allegations.

"I have never injected semen in any patient's mouth," he said. "I never would. I've got a 10-year-old daughter. That whole concept is so beyond me."

Police searched Hall's office and confiscated syringes after several employees said they were suspicious of the dentist's behavior. DNA tests on the syringes later showed they contained Hall's semen.

Hall said he was collecting his semen to track the side effects of a hair-growth drug. Potential side effects of the drug ******* low sperm count and diminished semen.

One of Hall's alleged victims, a 38-year-old woman from Cornelius, told The Observer she was glad he will face criminal charges, although she wishes they were more severe.

"I know the prosecutors' hands are tied," she said. What Hall is accused of doing, she said, is "so sleazy and disgusting it doesn't fit under any type of law."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../dentist_semen

TIMb · 03-10-2005, 10:08 AM

:erm

Mariner · 03-10-2005, 11:03 AM

hey peanut butter and cheese are an okay combination. that can't by why the kid frosted those brownies.

Blue*Carbonite · 03-10-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Mariner
hey peanut butter and cheese are an okay combination. that can't by why the kid frosted those brownies.

THAT'S DISGUSTING, peanut butter is the devil

Dead · 03-10-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Blue*Carbonite

peanut butter is the devil

I agree.

Geek USA · 03-10-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Blue*Carbonite

THAT'S DISGUSTING, peanut butter is the devil

IT WAS YOU

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 03:58 PM

the scary thing about the peanut butter incident is that he told people he hated it. kids are stupid...what if he'd been deathly allergic or something?
i find the semen cupcakes kinda funny

Liquid-J · 03-10-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
i find the semen cupcakes kinda funny

they were brownies, what the hell is the matter with you!!!!

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J

they were brownies, what the hell is the matter with you!!!!

i was thinking about sparrows when i typed that

Mariner · 03-10-2005, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

i find the semen cupcakes kinda funny

what if he'd been deathly allergic or something?

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Mariner

what if he'd been deathly allergic or something?

i'm going to use the semen allergy excuse now. and i'm going to send thousands of frustrated, blue balled guys your way when they ask where it came from

Dead · 03-10-2005, 08:13 PM

Yeah, some people could die from peanut butter.

Mariner · 03-10-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

i'm going to use the semen allergy excuse now. and i'm going to send thousands of frustrated, blue balled guys your way when they ask where it came from

they'll never get to me

do you know how many truck stops and brothels there are between WA and MN?

Eulogy · 03-10-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Dead

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho

My aunt is from here.

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy

My aunt is from here.

i'm 2 hrs from there. what's your aunt's name?

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
Yeah, some people could die from peanut butter.

was this sarcastic or serious? peanut allergies can be deadly

Eulogy · 03-10-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

i'm 2 hrs from there. what's your aunt's name?

She only lived there for like...a few years. Her family moved around a lot.

beef curtains · 03-10-2005, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Mariner

they'll never get to me

do you know how many truck stops and brothels there are between WA and MN?

just highlight the ones you've visited

Mariner · 03-10-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

just highlight the ones you've visited

we'd have to start a whole nother board to fit it all

noir cat · 03-10-2005, 09:11 PM

This makes me want a PBJ.

noir cat · 03-10-2005, 09:12 PM

And brownies! Maybe pot brownies, even. Probably not semen brownies, depending on whose semen it's from.

03-10-2005, 10:03 AM	#1
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Two semen-related stories in one thread, Like whoa! Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said. They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report. The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house. The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies. The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said. The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote." School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...MPLATE=DEFAULT

03-10-2005, 08:13 PM	#13
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Yeah, some people could die from peanut butter. __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

03-10-2005, 10:05 AM	#2
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Ex-Dentist May Face Charges in Semen Case Tue Mar 8, 5:46 PM ET Strange News - AP CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A lawyer for a former dentist accused of squirting semen into the mouths of female patients expects a grand jury to charge his client as early as next week. Defense lawyer George Laughrun said he expects misdemeanor counts of assault on a female against Dr. John Hall to go to the Mecklenburg County grand jury Monday. Mecklenburg Assistant District Attorney David Maloney confirmed to The Charlotte Observer that he plans to submit seven counts to the grand jury. Hall, 44, has denied the allegations, but could face up to 120 days in prison if convicted on the charges. Until August, when the N.C. Board of Dental Examiners revoked his license, Hall practiced in Cornelius, a suburb north of Charlotte. At the hearing, former patients testified that Hall squirted a foul-tasting substance from a syringe into their mouths. In all, Hall was accused of injecting semen into the mouths of six female patients. In testimony before the dental board, Hall denied the allegations. "I have never injected semen in any patient's mouth," he said. "I never would. I've got a 10-year-old daughter. That whole concept is so beyond me." Police searched Hall's office and confiscated syringes after several employees said they were suspicious of the dentist's behavior. DNA tests on the syringes later showed they contained Hall's semen. Hall said he was collecting his semen to track the side effects of a hair-growth drug. Potential side effects of the drug ******* low sperm count and diminished semen. One of Hall's alleged victims, a 38-year-old woman from Cornelius, told The Observer she was glad he will face criminal charges, although she wishes they were more severe. "I know the prosecutors' hands are tied," she said. What Hall is accused of doing, she said, is "so sleazy and disgusting it doesn't fit under any type of law." http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../dentist_semen

03-10-2005, 10:08 AM	#3
TIMb Minion of Satan Location: i am the terror that flaps in the night Posts: 6,595	:erm

03-10-2005, 11:03 AM	#4
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	hey peanut butter and cheese are an okay combination. that can't by why the kid frosted those brownies.

03-10-2005, 03:58 PM	#8
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	the scary thing about the peanut butter incident is that he told people he hated it. kids are stupid...what if he'd been deathly allergic or something? i find the semen cupcakes kinda funny

03-10-2005, 09:11 PM	#21
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	This makes me want a PBJ.

03-10-2005, 09:12 PM	#22
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	And brownies! Maybe pot brownies, even. Probably not semen brownies, depending on whose semen it's from.