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Pirates of the Caribbean - Dead Man's Chest
here's a brief synopsis: Johnny Depp will return as Captain Jack Sparrow and is caught in yet another tangled web of supernatural intrigue. It turns out, Captain Jack owes a blood debt to the legendary Davey Jones, ruler of the ocean depths and captain of the ghostly Flying Dutchman. The second installment will follow Captain Jack Sparrow as he tries to resolve a blood debt to the legendary Davey Jones, ruler of the ocean depths and captain of the ghostly Flying Dutchman. If Jack can not figure a crafty way out of this one, he will be cursed to an afterlife of eternal servitude and damnation. And as if that were not enough, Captain Jack's problems throw a huge wrench into the wedding plans of the blissful Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, who quickly find themselves thrust into Jack's misadventures. it's due Summer 2006 and the third installment is pencilled for one year later |
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Demi-God
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so basically they're rehashing the plot of the first one.
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mental problems angel
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OB-GYN Kenobi
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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Isn't that the guy from the Monkees? That's really sucky.
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OB-GYN Kenobi
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...and he's so poor and emaciated that the theater workers don't have the heart to deny him of his one and only joy of the day
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Minion of Satan
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WHO CARES
JOHNNY DEPP MOVIE HOT shut up ndugu. you're black. |
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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Minion of Satan
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I found out about this well over a week ago. It might have even been 2 weeks.IMDB posted it on their site. |
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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Awhile back I heard a rumor that Keith Richards could possibly appear as Jack Sparrows dad. Keith was the inspiration for Jack Sparrow in the first film and I heard through some credible sources that they were interested in having him appear in the seconde film.
If you didnt know that Jack Sparrow was based on the rolling stones guitar player and like the movie you may want to watch it again with that little grain of knowledge. It makes the performance all the more enjoyable. |
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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They said he was also based on Pepe Lepeu however you spell that guy. The skunk.
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Minion of Satan
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and boy george.
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This didn't used to be a specific deviant sexual act, it was just a phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, "Here comes the Flying Dutchman!" This should confuse your sexual partner (or whoever is in hearing range) completely, sometimes causing interesting side effects.
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keeping it to a dull roar
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the title is kind of ambiguous. when i hear dead man's chest without any context, i think of the part of his body called his chest. if you know its a pirate movie, ok, you realize treasure chest, but still..
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let's see your penis!
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i really liked the first one but that's probably the most discouraging one-paragraph description i've ever read.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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I really hate that haircut.
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Hopefully they've upped the Johnny Depp quotient in this film and Kira Knightley & Legolas will only have, like, 7 lines max.
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AH-NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wouldn't mind seeing keira knighley, but legolas has to go. I swear to go he was such a winy little bitch in the first movie!
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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Keira is freaking hot, whoever cuts her lines, I will cut their balls. And you can take that to the bank and smoke it.
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keeping it to a dull roar
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AH-NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd do her again, know what I'm sayin?! ![]()
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Deaddy is your daddy!
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Yeah, yer saying you jerked off to her last night?
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