Spinoff: What have you ever heard Masturbation called

Varien · 01-29-2005, 01:00 PM

Sorry to do this, but i just wanted somewhere to post the only reference that i truly like, which i heard recently and wish i came up with myself.

The two-fisted knuckle-shuffle, on my piss pump

any others dare to compare?

Isle · 01-29-2005, 01:12 PM

bopping the baloney

GreenEggsNSpam · 01-29-2005, 02:38 PM

Jerking off.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-29-2005, 02:48 PM

There's a German slang term 'Fünf-gegen-einen,' or five against one.

wally · 01-29-2005, 02:52 PM

kneading dough

but adding all that flour to it gets kind of messy

arapahoe88 · 01-29-2005, 02:58 PM

Jacking the Beanstalk
Punchin' the Munchkin'

How odd that my first post on this messageboard is in a thread about masterbation.

Mariner · 01-29-2005, 05:17 PM

'pulling the goalie' owns you all.

Voice Implodes · 01-29-2005, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mariner
'pulling the goalie' owns you all.

Voice Implodes · 01-29-2005, 05:21 PM

white water wristing
swashbuckling
interviewing the client
stroking the wookie
going 5 rounds with the champ

Voice Implodes · 01-29-2005, 05:31 PM

adjusting your seat belt
batting practice
being your own best friend
changing your oil
cooking some sheet meat
dishonorable discharge
doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups
emptying the payload
fathering sme pleasure
firing your squirt gun
fist-kebabbing
freeing the willies
getting your palm red
going back to nature
gunning the motor
hitting the batsman
homecoming
honing the bone
ironing some wrickles
junior olympic pole vaulting
knuckling your knob
launching the hand shuttle
lectrifying the cattle prod
letting some air out of the tire
manning the cockpit
mashing the monster
measuring for condoms
milking the banana
peeling the carrot
playing hand hockey
playing the pipe organ
pud wrestling
punching your way into heaven
roasting the weiner
rolling your jam joint
roughing up the suspect
self-whittling
sending out the troops
shaking the theromometer
shifting gears
shooting some seeds
snake charming
soloing
spear fishing
speed kneading
spreading the mayo
squeezing out some toothpaste
staff meeting
taking a shake break
taming the snake
threading the needle
throttle the bottle
tossing the javelin
tugging your tapioca tube
tuning the antenna
virtual sex
visiting mr. o
walking the log
weeding rehearsal

alexthestampede · 01-29-2005, 05:32 PM

woody allen called it "sex with a person i love" int he only movie of his ive ever seen

Voice Implodes · 01-29-2005, 05:35 PM

Beavis: Hey Butt-head. what is 'mental masturbation'
Butt-head: I think it's when you think about a chick when you're, uh, huh-huh, gettin' the job done? huh-huh huh
Beavis: Really? i think about that all tghe time! heh heh-heh
Butt-head: uh, me too, huh-huh huh

http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/pictures1/girlbutt.jpg

Sam and Mike · 01-30-2005, 01:56 PM

walking the dog

Rockin' Cherub · 01-30-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel
There's a German slang term 'Fünf-gegen-einen,' or five against one.

lol yeah

Toby · 01-30-2005, 02:25 PM

lol @ 5 against 1

01-29-2005, 01:00 PM	#1
Varien Minion of Satan Posts: 7,230	Spinoff: What have you ever heard Masturbation called Sorry to do this, but i just wanted somewhere to post the only reference that i truly like, which i heard recently and wish i came up with myself. The two-fisted knuckle-shuffle, on my piss pump any others dare to compare?

01-30-2005, 01:56 PM	#13
Sam and Mike You are love, you are soul, you are real to me. Location: In each other's hearts Posts: 3,139	walking the dog __________________ Fair & Accurate

01-29-2005, 01:12 PM	#2
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	bopping the baloney

01-29-2005, 02:38 PM	#3
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	Jerking off.

01-29-2005, 02:48 PM	#4
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	There's a German slang term 'Fünf-gegen-einen,' or five against one.

01-29-2005, 02:52 PM	#5
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	kneading dough but adding all that flour to it gets kind of messy

01-29-2005, 02:58 PM	#6
arapahoe88 Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 7	Jacking the Beanstalk Punchin' the Munchkin' How odd that my first post on this messageboard is in a thread about masterbation.

01-29-2005, 05:17 PM	#7
Mariner OB-GYN Kenobi Location: the sea Posts: 17,020	'pulling the goalie' owns you all.

01-29-2005, 05:21 PM	#9
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	white water wristing swashbuckling interviewing the client stroking the wookie going 5 rounds with the champ

01-29-2005, 05:31 PM	#10
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	adjusting your seat belt batting practice being your own best friend changing your oil cooking some sheet meat dishonorable discharge doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups emptying the payload fathering sme pleasure firing your squirt gun fist-kebabbing freeing the willies getting your palm red going back to nature gunning the motor hitting the batsman homecoming honing the bone ironing some wrickles junior olympic pole vaulting knuckling your knob launching the hand shuttle lectrifying the cattle prod letting some air out of the tire manning the cockpit mashing the monster measuring for condoms milking the banana peeling the carrot playing hand hockey playing the pipe organ pud wrestling punching your way into heaven roasting the weiner rolling your jam joint roughing up the suspect self-whittling sending out the troops shaking the theromometer shifting gears shooting some seeds snake charming soloing spear fishing speed kneading spreading the mayo squeezing out some toothpaste staff meeting taking a shake break taming the snake threading the needle throttle the bottle tossing the javelin tugging your tapioca tube tuning the antenna virtual sex visiting mr. o walking the log weeding rehearsal

01-29-2005, 05:32 PM	#11
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	woody allen called it "sex with a person i love" int he only movie of his ive ever seen

01-29-2005, 05:35 PM	#12
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	Beavis: Hey Butt-head. what is 'mental masturbation' Butt-head: I think it's when you think about a chick when you're, uh, huh-huh, gettin' the job done? huh-huh huh Beavis: Really? i think about that all tghe time! heh heh-heh Butt-head: uh, me too, huh-huh huh http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/pictures1/girlbutt.jpg