i think my moms a little psychotic.

tootsie · 01-30-2005, 08:23 AM

i guess i thought these were things that normal mothers did, but the more people i relate the story to the more i think it probably wasnt.

one such incident is as follows:

i was 16, and my dog (my baby!) had gotten into a huge chocolate bar of my dads. she ate almost a pound of it. she was throwing up, very sick.

i had to go to work, so my mom was looking after her. i was at work....so worried about her....crying in the bathroom on my breaks. i rushed home and threw open the door. my mom was there.

'mom, is tessa okay?!?!'

her face fell and she looked kind of sad and said 'no, i'm sorry. she died about an hour ago'.

i burst into tears and fell to my knees in our foyer.

then my mom started laughing and said she was only kidding, and that tessa was fine. she said 'oh sometimes us moms just like to turn on the cold water while you're in the shower''. LOL MOM. LOL.

another one of her hilarious jokes was when i was age 8

my eyes were red from swimming, and my mom told me to put some eyedrops in.

so i did.

right after i put the eyedrops in, my mom gasped and held the bottle in front of my face and shrieked -

'oh no malia! this bottle says that these eyesdrops cause blindess if youuse them under the age of 12!'

Winnipeg_creg · 01-30-2005, 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by tootsie
i guess i thought these were things that normal mothers did, but the more people i relate the story to the more i think it probably wasnt.

one such incident is as follows:

i was 16, and my dog (my baby!) had gotten into a huge chocolate bar of my dads. she ate almost a pound of it. she was throwing up, very sick.

i had to go to work, so my mom was looking after her. i was at work....so worried about her....crying in the bathroom on my breaks. i rushed home and threw open the door. my mom was there.

'mom, is tessa okay?!?!'

her face fell and she looked kind of sad and said 'no, i'm sorry. she died about an hour ago'.

i burst into tears and fell to my knees in our foyer.

then my mom started laughing and said she was only kidding, and that tessa was fine. she said 'oh sometimes us moms just like to turn on the cold water while you're in the shower''. LOL MOM. LOL.

another one of her hilarious jokes was when i was age 8

my eyes were red from swimming, and my mom told me to put some eyedrops in.

so i did.

right after i put the eyedrops in, my mom gasped and held the bottle in front of my face and shrieked -

'oh no malia! this bottle says that these eyesdrops cause blindess if youuse them under the age of 12!'

i don't think psychotic is the right diagnose, that entails a distorted way of percieving reality, like "someone is trying to kill me by sending radioation through the wall". some sort of deficiency in her empathic ability is more likely.

severin · 01-30-2005, 08:41 AM

i actually think your mom is a comedic genious

Winnipeg_creg · 01-30-2005, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by severin
i actually think your mom is a comedic genious

i wonder how fucked up a mother need to bee to subject her own child to such hideous pranks.

Karl Connor · 01-30-2005, 09:29 AM

my mom yells at me for using 'big words'

teh b0lly!!1 · 01-30-2005, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by Randall Sandell
my mom yells at me for using chocolate flavoured condoms

Winnipeg_creg · 01-30-2005, 10:09 AM

maybe your mom is a bitch?

better than new · 01-30-2005, 12:34 PM

Maybe her mom liked to torture her and she has decided to pass the gift on to you.

01-30-2005, 08:23 AM	#1
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	i think my moms a little psychotic. i guess i thought these were things that normal mothers did, but the more people i relate the story to the more i think it probably wasnt. one such incident is as follows: i was 16, and my dog (my baby!) had gotten into a huge chocolate bar of my dads. she ate almost a pound of it. she was throwing up, very sick. i had to go to work, so my mom was looking after her. i was at work....so worried about her....crying in the bathroom on my breaks. i rushed home and threw open the door. my mom was there. 'mom, is tessa okay?!?!' her face fell and she looked kind of sad and said 'no, i'm sorry. she died about an hour ago'. i burst into tears and fell to my knees in our foyer. then my mom started laughing and said she was only kidding, and that tessa was fine. she said 'oh sometimes us moms just like to turn on the cold water while you're in the shower''. LOL MOM. LOL. another one of her hilarious jokes was when i was age 8 my eyes were red from swimming, and my mom told me to put some eyedrops in. so i did. right after i put the eyedrops in, my mom gasped and held the bottle in front of my face and shrieked - 'oh no malia! this bottle says that these eyesdrops cause blindess if youuse them under the age of 12!'

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better than new Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,606	Maybe her mom liked to torture her and she has decided to pass the gift on to you.