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Minion of Satan
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LES. Every last one of them. "Hi, do I need to sign in here?" "WELL IF YOU WANT TO BE SEEN BY A DOCTOR YOU DO" "OH THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. GOODBYE NOW."
Fuckign shit. The ho's at the desk were bitches, the doctor was an ass. Even the bitch who took my information was a bitch. EMERGENCY ROOM: MAKING MISERABLE PEOPLE EVEN MORE MISERABLE SINCE 1954. Seriously. I waited in the waiting area for 4 hours. Finally I'm taken to another room were i wait for almost 40 minutes. i piss in a cup. a doctor comes in and stays for approximately 5 minutes. sort of listens to my symptoms, tells me i am not pregnant "OH YOU'RE KIDDING! I'VE BEEN TAKING BIRTH CONTROL AND NOT HAVING SEX WHEN I AM ILL AND HOPING TO GET PREGNANT! THANK YOU FOR EASING MY MIND. NOW PLEASE TELL ME WHY I AM BLEEDING FGOR 9 DAYS STRAIGHT 2 WEEKS AFTER MY LAST PERIOD AND I'LL GO HOME." So he says it's just somethign to do with my hormones and gives me a prescription for birth control? Ugh. The people who worked in that ER were all fucking assholes. My mom worked in an ER in the fucking ghetto of las vegas for years and was never a stupid fucking bitch. what the fuck was the problem? were they all there working for free? |
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Demi-God
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That sucks. Hospitals are bad enough when everyone is being friendly, but when they aren't they are even worse. I hope you don't have to go back again
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Sometimes, though.
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arent ER and General Hospital like...soap operas?
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Demi-God
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Yes, but they are also real places!
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no more than sympathy
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hehe. Assho.
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Apocalyptic Poster
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And people wonder why I hate hospitals.
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Braindead
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Did you stray over the river into Quebec? Sounds like you did....
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You got what you deserved you yankee, now get on those birth control pills. |
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Newly independent
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ERs are the worst. I loathe them. I'm still trying to get over the trauma of my ER visit a couple of weeks ago. I fully believe that ER doctors enjoy watching you sit around and wait. And I fully believe that the ER is staffed with the stupidest doctors.
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Immortal
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I've never had to deal with that kind of an emergency room, thank goodness...I'm sowie Desi
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New word of the week:
ASSHO. |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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asshouse
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Demi-God
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Asshose (i'd attempt to make this a pic post, but i'm at work)
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Minion of Satan
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Minion of Satan
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<3 the people in this thread <3 <3
Mr. Rhino, you made me laugh except my laugh was followed by a string of coughs. but i still laughed! |
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Minion of Satan
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I love when I piss in a cup to make sure I get a little on the side of the cup so they have to touch it.
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Immortal
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no no no.....the side of the cup is where the shit goes!
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Oh, that sucks ass. You should have punched them all in the balls.
I've only had one ER experience that I can remember...and while it was the worst experience of my life, the people were pretty nice....but they were a bit strange. But it still pissed me off that I was sitting in this nasty bed for like 30 minutes when THERE WERE NO OTHER PATIENTS IN THE HOSPITAL. Ugh. I just kept seeing this fat fruity doctor wander around doing absolutely nothing. And then when he finally did come he had to put these drops in and shove a fucking piece of paper or something up under my eyelid so he could see just how badly my eyeball had been scratched. And oh boy, it had been scratched quite a but. Worst pain ever. Ugh. So yeah. Emergency Rooms suck. |
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Braindead
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my mom was an ER nurse for 20 years, and she used to get so frustrated for the people that had to wait all night, and yeah some of the doctors are slow on purpose just because they can be.. at least they were where she worked. A lot of them were assholes about coming out after hours, even if there was a major problem or shortage.
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