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Old 01-03-2003, 03:47 AM   #1
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Default I just spent 5 smelly hours in the ER at the general hospital and they were all ASSHO

LES. Every last one of them. "Hi, do I need to sign in here?" "WELL IF YOU WANT TO BE SEEN BY A DOCTOR YOU DO" "OH THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN VERY HELPFUL. GOODBYE NOW."

Fuckign shit. The ho's at the desk were bitches, the doctor was an ass. Even the bitch who took my information was a bitch. EMERGENCY ROOM: MAKING MISERABLE PEOPLE EVEN MORE MISERABLE SINCE 1954.

Seriously. I waited in the waiting area for 4 hours. Finally I'm taken to another room were i wait for almost 40 minutes. i piss in a cup. a doctor comes in and stays for approximately 5 minutes. sort of listens to my symptoms, tells me i am not
pregnant "OH YOU'RE KIDDING! I'VE BEEN TAKING BIRTH CONTROL AND NOT HAVING SEX WHEN I AM ILL AND HOPING TO GET PREGNANT! THANK YOU FOR EASING MY MIND. NOW PLEASE TELL ME WHY I AM BLEEDING FGOR 9 DAYS STRAIGHT 2 WEEKS AFTER MY LAST PERIOD AND I'LL GO HOME." So he says it's just somethign to do with my hormones and gives me a prescription for birth control?

Ugh. The people who worked in that ER were all fucking assholes. My mom worked in an ER in the fucking ghetto of las vegas for years and was never a stupid fucking bitch. what the fuck was the problem? were they all there working for free?

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:43 AM   #2
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That sucks. Hospitals are bad enough when everyone is being friendly, but when they aren't they are even worse. I hope you don't have to go back again

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:45 AM   #3
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arent ER and General Hospital like...soap operas?

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:46 AM   #4
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Yes, but they are also real places!

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 06:54 AM   #5
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arent ER and General Hospital like...soap operas?
i was thinking the exact same thing....
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Old 01-03-2003, 07:31 AM   #6
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hehe. Assho.

 
Old 01-03-2003, 10:14 AM   #7
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And people wonder why I hate hospitals.

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 11:33 AM   #8
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Did you stray over the river into Quebec? Sounds like you did....

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 11:48 AM   #9
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Ugh. The people who worked in that ER were all fucking assholes. My mom worked in an ER in the fucking ghetto of las vegas for years and was never a stupid fucking bitch. what the fuck was the problem? were they all there working for free?
Desi here's the problem. You went to the General hospital. You should have taken a little trip down to Montfort hospital which is probably closer to you then General. It's a bilingual hospital with better service and less gay doctors. Don't forget, when you bring in your health card, doctors know you're american, hence, they treat you like an american.

You got what you deserved you yankee, now get on those birth control pills.

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 01:27 PM   #10
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ERs are the worst. I loathe them. I'm still trying to get over the trauma of my ER visit a couple of weeks ago. I fully believe that ER doctors enjoy watching you sit around and wait. And I fully believe that the ER is staffed with the stupidest doctors.
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Old 01-03-2003, 01:31 PM   #11
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I've never had to deal with that kind of an emergency room, thank goodness...I'm sowie Desi

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Old 01-03-2003, 01:37 PM   #12
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New word of the week:

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Old 01-03-2003, 01:41 PM   #13
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Old 01-03-2003, 01:43 PM   #14
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Asshose (i'd attempt to make this a pic post, but i'm at work)

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 02:42 PM   #15
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Desi here's the problem. You went to the General hospital. You should have taken a little trip down to Montfort hospital which is probably closer to you then General. It's a bilingual hospital with better service and less gay doctors. Don't forget, when you bring in your health card, doctors know you're american, hence, they treat you like an american.

You got what you deserved you yankee, now get on those birth control pills.
actually, gen. seemed to be closer. riverside had very, very nice doctors but they closed in september. next time i will probably go to montfort. they treated duncan's dad very well when he went. as for being american, the only person who saw my ID was the secretary. the physician and nurses thought i was canadian, you canadian assho.

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 02:46 PM   #16
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<3 the people in this thread <3 <3

Mr. Rhino, you made me laugh except my laugh was followed by a string of coughs. but i still laughed!

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 02:53 PM   #17
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I love when I piss in a cup to make sure I get a little on the side of the cup so they have to touch it.

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 03:35 PM   #18
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I love when I piss in a cup to make sure I get a little on the side of the cup so they have to touch it.

no no no.....the side of the cup is where the shit goes!
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Old 01-03-2003, 03:41 PM   #19
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Oh, that sucks ass. You should have punched them all in the balls.

I've only had one ER experience that I can remember...and while it was the worst experience of my life, the people were pretty nice....but they were a bit strange.

But it still pissed me off that I was sitting in this nasty bed for like 30 minutes when THERE WERE NO OTHER PATIENTS IN THE HOSPITAL. Ugh. I just kept seeing this fat fruity doctor wander around doing absolutely nothing. And then when he finally did come he had to put these drops in and shove a fucking piece of paper or something up under my eyelid so he could see just how badly my eyeball had been scratched. And oh boy, it had been scratched quite a but. Worst pain ever. Ugh.

So yeah. Emergency Rooms suck.

 
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Old 01-03-2003, 04:06 PM   #20
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my mom was an ER nurse for 20 years, and she used to get so frustrated for the people that had to wait all night, and yeah some of the doctors are slow on purpose just because they can be.. at least they were where she worked. A lot of them were assholes about coming out after hours, even if there was a major problem or shortage.

 
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