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Old 01-05-2005, 03:06 AM   #91
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I got to the Empress last night.
I made it my mission. I was telling my room mate I’m going to find the Empress, TONIGHT!

And I did.

GASP: It was a twist in the story line!

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:05 AM   #92
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so i finished


yeah. but i didn't get the fucking water sword no dahaka fight

ugh
i did find one of the secret weapons. A YELLOW GLOWY SWORD THAT TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF MY LIFE EVERYTIME I USE IT.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:06 AM   #93
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I got to the Empress last night.
I made it my mission. I was telling my room mate I’m going to find the Empress, TONIGHT!

And I did.

GASP: It was a twist in the story line!
i suspected so. i like her boobs.


BUT WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT NAME

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:07 AM   #94
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they have really shitty names in that game.

one of the weapons is named ASMAN


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Old 01-05-2005, 10:09 AM   #95
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they have really shitty names in that game.

one of the weapons is named ASMAN


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Old 01-05-2005, 10:10 AM   #96
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i suspected so. i like her boobs.


BUT WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT NAME
First thing my roommate said: ‘Nice cans’.

Haha.

A life stealing sword? Is it strong? Or just a bad thing?

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:16 AM   #97
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First thing my roommate said: ‘Nice cans’.

Haha.

A life stealing sword? Is it strong? Or just a bad thing?
it's strong man, it does a "ridiculous amount of damage" according to gamefags.com


but it's one of the secrets. UP THERE WITH THE GOALIE STICK AND THE RAYMAN GLOVE

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:17 AM   #98
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i'd rather woop some empress bum bum with the lion sword and THE ASMAN

WOAHAHHoooo

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:21 AM   #99
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i'd rather woop some empress bum bum with the lion sword and THE ASMAN

WOAHAHHoooo
i'd rather woop your bum bum

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:21 AM   #100
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it's strong man, it does a "ridiculous amount of damage" according to gamefags.com


but it's one of the secrets. UP THERE WITH THE GOALIE STICK AND THE RAYMAN GLOVE
Goalie Stick?
Mayman glove!!

Ooo. I havent seen them yet, but when I do! Baddies are going to fall.

I havent actually beat her yet. Ifought her twice and then went to sleep.

But I found her!

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:23 AM   #101
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well the sssssecret weapons are secret! and hard to find!


lookie here:

Goalie Stick
To use a goalie stick as a secondary weapon, use must have a sword which can break through walls.
Go back to the Central hall, and turn the lever toward the back wall (away from the fountain). Face the back wall and run alongside the edge of the platform and you should see a step. Hang off of that step and jump down, back and forth between the walls until you reach the ground. Drop down to a lower ledge, and run along the left wall and jump off to reach another platform. From here, jump from wall to wall until you reach the top. Wall run on the left wall until the end, then jump off and back and forth until you grab onto a ledge. Shimmy around and climb up onto the platform, run past the door and on your left there will be a leaking wall. Smash that wall with your sword, break the weapons rack and pick up the hockey stick.
It's unbreakable, reasonably powerful, pretty slow, and if you throw it it's gone forever.
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Hockey Stick Weapon
First you'll need the Scorpion Sword. When you return to the Central Hall during the Throne and the Mask stage of the game, rotate the lever so that the ground level gap is covered. Then head down the path you took to get the Life Upgrade earlier but this time rather then going in to door turn right and break the part of the wall with sand coming down. The Hockey Stick is in the weapons rack.

Contributed By: Days of the Pheonix
Pink Flamingo Weapon
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Garden Hall (Present), starting from the middle passageway at the very top of the hall, do a wall run to the rope, then a wall run to the central platform. Turn left and walk directly through the wall of rubble in front of you. You'll turn around and grab the platform you were just standing on. From here, jump across the gap to the next platform. To your left you'll see another platform with a switch. Make your way there, hit the switch, then return to the platform you were just on. There will now be a block you can climb on. From the top of the block, do a vertical wall run + jump to reach the beam above you. Walk along the beam to the right, then jump to the ledge on the far wall. Follow the ledge around to an alcove. Drop into the alcove and break the rear wall on the right-hand side to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Pink Flamingo, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does moderate damage and knocks all regular enemies to the ground with one hit.
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Rayman Glove Weapon
In the main tomb in the Catacombs, going through the exit triggers a Dahaka chase. On the 2nd and 3rd chases through this exit, you'll come to a branch in the passageway. If you turn left at the branch, there's a weapon rack hiding immediately to your left. Break the rack and you can pick up the Rayman Glove, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does minimal damage, but knocks all regular enemies to the ground with one hit.
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Teddy Bear Weapon
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Mechanical Pit (Present), go to the room with the fireplace at the top of the pit, where you once fought a Brute. At the back of the room there's a passageway that bends to the right and dead-ends at a water pit. Drop into the pit and you should see a section of wall with light shining through it. Break this wall to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Teddy Bear, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does minimal damage, but restores some health to you every time you hit an enemy with it.
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Yellow Glowing Sword
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Mystic Caves, after you get past the first gate that you had to unlock, you'll reach a passage that's divided by a pit with a switch on the floor. Drop into the pit, and at one end you'll see a breakable section of wall. Break this wall to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Glowing Sword, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does a ridiculous amount of damage, but will gradually cause increasing damage to you each time you use it.
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:26 AM   #102
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hey so you did the clockwork tower thing first, aye?

everyone i know did that first.

i started with the water garden tho, and i had the lion sword to kick the golems.

god those dog... things are so god damn ugly. i was scared

so, now i know it wasn't for the best to go my way.


if you get to the gardens from the clockwork tower, you get to open some artwork i couldn't reach.

dude... you need ALL the artworks and life ups to fight the dahaka.


eerhhhhehh

i got like 4 life upgrades

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:27 AM   #103
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Play Prince of Persia while you wait.

Make it your life! What’s the Princes name? I want to name my first born son after him. My Prince. I think his name is Prince.

That one is already taken.

i was wondering what his name was. he keeps saying OH, I AM SO RUDE, I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHAT YOUR NAME WAS


i hope his name is Ana.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:27 AM   #104
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well the sssssecret weapons are secret! and hard to find!


lookie here:

Goalie Stick
To use a goalie stick as a secondary weapon, use must have a sword which can break through walls.
Go back to the Central hall, and turn the lever toward the back wall (away from the fountain). Face the back wall and run alongside the edge of the platform and you should see a step. Hang off of that step and jump down, back and forth between the walls until you reach the ground. Drop down to a lower ledge, and run along the left wall and jump off to reach another platform. From here, jump from wall to wall until you reach the top. Wall run on the left wall until the end, then jump off and back and forth until you grab onto a ledge. Shimmy around and climb up onto the platform, run past the door and on your left there will be a leaking wall. Smash that wall with your sword, break the weapons rack and pick up the hockey stick.
It's unbreakable, reasonably powerful, pretty slow, and if you throw it it's gone forever.
Contributed By: Atlas
Hockey Stick Weapon
First you'll need the Scorpion Sword. When you return to the Central Hall during the Throne and the Mask stage of the game, rotate the lever so that the ground level gap is covered. Then head down the path you took to get the Life Upgrade earlier but this time rather then going in to door turn right and break the part of the wall with sand coming down. The Hockey Stick is in the weapons rack.

Contributed By: Days of the Pheonix
Pink Flamingo Weapon
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Garden Hall (Present), starting from the middle passageway at the very top of the hall, do a wall run to the rope, then a wall run to the central platform. Turn left and walk directly through the wall of rubble in front of you. You'll turn around and grab the platform you were just standing on. From here, jump across the gap to the next platform. To your left you'll see another platform with a switch. Make your way there, hit the switch, then return to the platform you were just on. There will now be a block you can climb on. From the top of the block, do a vertical wall run + jump to reach the beam above you. Walk along the beam to the right, then jump to the ledge on the far wall. Follow the ledge around to an alcove. Drop into the alcove and break the rear wall on the right-hand side to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Pink Flamingo, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does moderate damage and knocks all regular enemies to the ground with one hit.
Contributed By: Days of the Pheonix
Rayman Glove Weapon
In the main tomb in the Catacombs, going through the exit triggers a Dahaka chase. On the 2nd and 3rd chases through this exit, you'll come to a branch in the passageway. If you turn left at the branch, there's a weapon rack hiding immediately to your left. Break the rack and you can pick up the Rayman Glove, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does minimal damage, but knocks all regular enemies to the ground with one hit.
Contributed By: Days of the Pheonix
Teddy Bear Weapon
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Mechanical Pit (Present), go to the room with the fireplace at the top of the pit, where you once fought a Brute. At the back of the room there's a passageway that bends to the right and dead-ends at a water pit. Drop into the pit and you should see a section of wall with light shining through it. Break this wall to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Teddy Bear, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does minimal damage, but restores some health to you every time you hit an enemy with it.
Contributed By: Days of the Pheonix

Yellow Glowing Sword
To get this weapon you'll need a sword that can break walls. In the Mystic Caves, after you get past the first gate that you had to unlock, you'll reach a passage that's divided by a pit with a switch on the floor. Drop into the pit, and at one end you'll see a breakable section of wall. Break this wall to expose a weapon rack. Break the rack and you'll be able to pick up the Glowing Sword, an unbreakable secondary weapon that does a ridiculous amount of damage, but will gradually cause increasing damage to you each time you use it.
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Those Game Fags, think they know everything.

I'm printing it right now.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:29 AM   #105
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so, now i know it wasn't for the best to go my way.


if you get to the gardens from the clockwork tower, you get to open some artwork i couldn't reach.

dude... you need ALL the artworks and life ups to fight the dahaka.


eerhhhhehh

i got like 4 life upgrades
I got my second one yesterday.

I saw some Artworks which I couldn’t get. I was cross.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:29 AM   #106
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i'm never gonna fight the dahaka

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:30 AM   #107
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i was wondering what his name was. he keeps saying OH, I AM SO RUDE, I DIDN'T ASK YOU WHAT YOUR NAME WAS


i hope his name is Ana.
What’s weird is, yesterday, my roommate ALSO asked, ‘What’s his name?’ yesterday. As well as complimenting her jugs.

Haha.

And hes’s been on holiday for like, a month. SO these are some of the first things he said to me.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:31 AM   #108
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Oh yeah, on my way to the empress the Dahaka rocks up in the past, and takes off that other guy. I was cross too. Who is that bugger? He’s been out of reach for a while, and I really wanted to fight him, he looked tough. Then the Dahaka grabs him, kills him and buggers off!

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:33 AM   #109
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What’s weird is, yesterday, my roommate ALSO asked, ‘What’s his name?’ yesterday.
YESTERDAY YESTERDAY YESTERDAY............
ALLL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!







Hey, half way through killign the impress she starts chatting to you again. I thought it was pretty cool, the things she was saying. I was all, 'Damn straight bitch, I'm the fucking MAN!'

Then she rushes you, again, and you put her down, again.

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:35 AM   #110
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Oh yeah, on my way to the empress the Dahaka rocks up in the past, and takes off that other guy. I was cross too. Who is that bugger? He’s been out of reach for a while, and I really wanted to fight him, he looked tough. Then the Dahaka grabs him, kills him and buggers off!


OH MAN!! YOU REAALLY WANNA KNOW? it's pretty awesome tho


nah. you're pretty close to finding out what's up with him, just beat up the empress


really, use the time slow option... she's not worth all the trouble

it took me waaaaaaaaay too long to woop her without time slowing

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:36 AM   #111
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YESTERDAY YESTERDAY YESTERDAY............
ALLL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY!!!!!!







Hey, half way through killign the impress she starts chatting to you again. I thought it was pretty cool, the things she was saying. I was all, 'Damn straight bitch, I'm the fucking MAN!'

Then she rushes you, again, and you put her down, again.

i like the way she talks, it's cute

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:40 AM   #112
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OH MAN!! YOU REAALLY WANNA KNOW? it's pretty awesome tho


nah. you're pretty close to finding out what's up with him, just beat up the empress


really, use the time slow option... she's not worth all the trouble

it took me waaaaaaaaay too long to woop her without time slowing

Is it…….. ME???

I cant think of anything else fancy.

Hmmm…

And the Dahaka went for it, and left me alone.

I bet it is me.

Do I get to fight him though? Whoever he is?

 
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:40 AM   #113
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I’ve got to go home now.

I’ll smoke a joint and fuck up the empress.

Yay!

 
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Is it…….. ME???

I cant think of anything else fancy.

Hmmm…

And the Dahaka went for it, and left me alone.

I bet it is me.

Do I get to fight him though? Whoever he is?
shut up, you'll see

 
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Old 01-06-2005, 04:55 AM   #115
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I killed her. And got the Scorpion Sword.

And the Mickey Mouse glove thing.

 
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