would you do this?!?!

Geek USA · 01-03-2003, 03:13 AM

today this lady asked my brother to marry her so she could get her papers. haha she said she'd pay 2000 dollars but she's not gonna have sex with him or anything. she just wants her papers... SOOO would you do it?

Ihaman · 01-03-2003, 03:14 AM

bonsor · 01-03-2003, 03:14 AM

Geek USA · 01-03-2003, 03:16 AM

wow!? really. That's crazy

Cactuar · 01-03-2003, 03:16 AM

why not

Irrelevant · 01-03-2003, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cactuar
why not

hey did you get AIDS yet?

why don't you like me any more.

did you record some songs dude!

you're never on AIM jerk

Mathboy · 01-03-2003, 03:18 AM

Not worth the hassle. I know a foreign guy who legitimately married, and he went through hell getting and renewing his papers. I can't imagine what it would be like if you were faking it.

Affect · 01-03-2003, 03:18 AM

Report her to the INS.

Irrelevant · 01-03-2003, 03:18 AM

and i might if i was single. depends on how long we'd have to stay married.

Geek USA · 01-03-2003, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
Report her to the INS.

ih! she's nice. she's hot too.

Affect · 01-03-2003, 03:29 AM

He's still breaking the law. It's not worth 2000$, and having a divorce on his record. I would marry her, get the 2000$, and have it anulled two days later. That is, unless she's involved with the mob.

SuckSuckStyle · 01-03-2003, 04:29 AM

i'm going to marry a cantelope

Junebug · 01-03-2003, 04:35 AM

I actually had (have?) the oppourtunity to do this. You just feel so bad for the guy because all he wants is to go to school but he can't do that unless he has money, and he can't get a good job so he wants to go into the military but he can't do that unless he has his papers. But ehhh breaking the law etc. So I guess "I don't know" is my answer.

01-03-2003, 03:13 AM	#1
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	would you do this?!?! today this lady asked my brother to marry her so she could get her papers. haha she said she'd pay 2000 dollars but she's not gonna have sex with him or anything. she just wants her papers... SOOO would you do it? __________________ well.

01-03-2003, 03:14 AM	#2
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	yes

01-03-2003, 03:14 AM	#3
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	sure

01-03-2003, 03:16 AM	#4
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	wow!? really. That's crazy __________________ well.

01-03-2003, 04:29 AM	#12
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	i'm going to marry a cantelope __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

01-03-2003, 03:16 AM	#5
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	why not

01-03-2003, 03:18 AM	#7
Mathboy Pledge Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 245	Not worth the hassle. I know a foreign guy who legitimately married, and he went through hell getting and renewing his papers. I can't imagine what it would be like if you were faking it.

01-03-2003, 03:18 AM	#8
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Report her to the INS.

01-03-2003, 03:18 AM	#9
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	and i might if i was single. depends on how long we'd have to stay married.

01-03-2003, 03:29 AM	#11
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	He's still breaking the law. It's not worth 2000$, and having a divorce on his record. I would marry her, get the 2000$, and have it anulled two days later. That is, unless she's involved with the mob.

01-03-2003, 04:35 AM	#13
Junebug Minion of Satan Posts: 7,072	I actually had (have?) the oppourtunity to do this. You just feel so bad for the guy because all he wants is to go to school but he can't do that unless he has money, and he can't get a good job so he wants to go into the military but he can't do that unless he has his papers. But ehhh breaking the law etc. So I guess "I don't know" is my answer.