This cool trick I can do.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:17 AM

When I masturbate, and I come, I can catch my semen in my mouth. 8 times out of 10. The other 20 percent of the time I end up squirting myself in my eye

.

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 03:27 AM

I don't need intelligent drugs. Because I don't know what they are. Okay? But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:29 AM

The other day at work these skanky lookin 14 year olds were buying stuff. I think they dug me. They were blushing and giggling the whoole time I rang them up. Yep, I am a lucky guy

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
The other day at work these skanky lookin 14 year olds were buying stuff. I think they dug me. They were blushing and giggling the whoole time I rang them up. Yep, I am a lucky guy

I hate it when that happens.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:31 AM

Really, how come? Does where you work not have a back room? I took the 3 of them there during my break. Ba-da-bam!

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
I took the 3 of them there during my break. Ba-da-bam!

Riiight.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:36 AM

Right, left, up, down-- you name it. Va-voom!

tear stained glass · 01-01-2003, 03:40 AM

You really don't seem like the type of person who would masturbate.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:43 AM

I'm spanking the salami as we speak.

Mayfuck · 01-01-2003, 03:44 AM

Aaww shucks I squirted myself in the eye. My jizz is so acidic. Owee.

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
Aaww shucks I squirted myself in the eye. My jizz is so acidic. Owee.

Poetry in motion.

strange_one · 01-01-2003, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
Aaww shucks I squirted myself in the eye. My jizz is so acidic. Owee.

wipe some snot in there to neutralize things

wounded · 01-01-2003, 02:09 PM

strip club, strip club
where art thy?
strip club, strip club
shot jizz in my eye

powered by pear · 01-01-2003, 04:12 PM

hooray its a boy who's not afraid of the taste of himself.

Mason R Butler · 01-02-2003, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by powered by pear
hooray its a boy who's not afraid of the taste of himself.

He never said anything about liking the taste.

*drinks pineapple juice to improve jizz flavor*

twice · 01-02-2003, 06:43 AM

mm...i <3 licking it up.

Mason R Butler · 01-02-2003, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twice
mm...i <3 licking it up.

Consider yourself on my Netphoria Crush List.

01-01-2003, 03:17 AM	#1
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	This cool trick I can do. When I masturbate, and I come, I can catch my semen in my mouth. 8 times out of 10. The other 20 percent of the time I end up squirting myself in my eye .

01-01-2003, 03:27 AM	#2
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	I don't need intelligent drugs. Because I don't know what they are. Okay? But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different.

01-01-2003, 03:29 AM	#3
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	The other day at work these skanky lookin 14 year olds were buying stuff. I think they dug me. They were blushing and giggling the whoole time I rang them up. Yep, I am a lucky guy

01-01-2003, 03:31 AM	#5
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Really, how come? Does where you work not have a back room? I took the 3 of them there during my break. Ba-da-bam!

01-01-2003, 03:36 AM	#7
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Right, left, up, down-- you name it. Va-voom!

01-01-2003, 03:40 AM	#8
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	You really don't seem like the type of person who would masturbate.

01-01-2003, 03:43 AM	#9
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	I'm spanking the salami as we speak.

01-01-2003, 03:44 AM	#10
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Aaww shucks I squirted myself in the eye. My jizz is so acidic. Owee.

01-01-2003, 02:09 PM	#13
wounded Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,773	strip club, strip club where art thy? strip club, strip club shot jizz in my eye

01-01-2003, 04:12 PM	#14
powered by pear Pledge Location: antarctica Posts: 249	hooray its a boy who's not afraid of the taste of himself.

01-02-2003, 06:43 AM	#16
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	mm...i <3 licking it up.