My mother just called my sister a bitch and threatened to slap me when I told her she

[Eulogy]

shouldn't do that.

Fuck her. Seriously. I can't take it anymore. I'm fucking sick of her acting like an 8-year-old.

[Eulogy]

Too often I find that our roles are completely reversed. I'll try to give her some constructive criticism and/or lecture her about something bad she did, and she'll come back with some immature, smartass, irrelevant comment.

I cannot stand her.

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by Hyperbole
is she an alcoholic?
(not an insult)

That thought has entered my mind several times.

I've talked to my dad about it. And one night I was in bed, and my mother came storming in and was all 'DID YOU TELL YOUR FATHER YOU THOUGHT I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK? YOU ARE SO MEAN, CHRISTOPHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT. *SOB SOB*'

So yeah...I don't plan on bringing that up again anytime soon.

[Travis Meekz]

tell her you've been sleeping with her husband

[Elvis The Naked Years]

don't undermine your mother's authority.

if she says your sister's a bitch, then so be it.

[Affect]

You should really take your mom on Nickelodeon's Double Dare.