One night stands: good or bad?

Urban_Ideation · 12-28-2002, 07:26 AM

I had one once, but it was with a friend of mine. She moved to another city the next day, so does that make it an official one night stand?

INFECTED · 12-28-2002, 08:50 AM

very good...

strange_one · 12-28-2002, 10:04 AM

they are for sluts and gays, I know nothing about them

Travis Meekz · 12-28-2002, 11:02 AM

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-28-2002, 11:11 AM

good. but dont forget to spit on the girl\boy before you leave. and yell SLUT as your runnin out the door.

if it at your place you need to get up before her\him, find all their clothes, throw them out the door and yell FIRE. that way they're gone with the quickness. but with this there may be some anger on their part such as:

1.)knocking on your door furiously to get back in, in witch your response should be, 'fuck off'

2.) or they may say, ' i need a ride.' then you say 'i already gave you one last night.'

there are more... but you get the idea.

jenn · 12-28-2002, 02:26 PM

it's only a one-night stand if you only do it once. i have rules for these kinds of things.

1. make sure you and the person have mutual friends.
2. be fucking amazing in bed
3. initiate the putting back on of clothes.
4. make coffee.
5. compliment person- but not too much.
6. walk them to their car.
7. do it again a week later.

now *voilla* you are blanket friends, not one night stands therefore eliminating the slutty factor. heh...god, i hope Avi doesn't read this.

jenn · 12-28-2002, 02:29 PM

by the way...follow my rules and it can be very, very good.

INFECTED · 12-28-2002, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
good. but dont forget to spit on the girl\boy before you leave. and yell SLUT as your runnin out the door.

that´s an excellent idea

12-28-2002, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
good. but dont forget to spit on the girl\boy before you leave. and yell SLUT as your runnin out the door.

if it at your place you need to get up before her\him, find all their clothes, throw them out the door and yell FIRE. that way they're gone with the quickness. but with this there may be some anger on their part such as:

1.)knocking on your door furiously to get back in, in witch your response should be, 'fuck off'

2.) or they may say, ' i need a ride.' then you say 'i already gave you one last night.'

there are more... but you get the idea.

that was actually really funny.
it's the first time you've made me laugh really hard.
good work!

meow · 12-28-2002, 08:57 PM

Glitter Burned · 12-28-2002, 11:08 PM

Bad, bad, bad.

mpp · 12-29-2002, 12:54 AM

depends...

*reflects and ponders*

sometimes it turns into something very bad, depending on who you are and who the other person is

i've tried, unsuccessfully, to have one night stands with several young ladies but only succeeded a few times at making them one night only b/c of my own idiocy

pink_ribbon_scars · 01-01-2003, 04:13 AM

in regards to my only one -- i had a great night but an uncomfortable morning. not -so- uncomfortable, but bad enough. i just wanted him to leave the next morning (right when i wanted him to leave) but he wouldn't fucking go. "let's do it again", "lets take a shower", blah blah. then he called me again that night. DON'T call me, it was a ONE night stand motherfucker.
but i should be nicer, i guess he was just trying to be nice and i'm just cold and mean.

sarmatianus · 01-01-2003, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by mpp
i've tried, unsuccessfully, to have one night stands with several young ladies but only succeeded a few times at making them one night only b/c of my own idiocy

That happened to me once.

And that is my only advice regarding one night stands: a one night stand is a one night stand. A relationship is a relationship. Try not to mix the two.

BlueStar · 01-01-2003, 05:07 PM

#1 rule of one-night stands: Never spend the night.

I've only had three...one was incredibly stupid, one was funny, and one was with a famous person. I think it all really depends... If it is with someone you know/see on a regular basis, things probably won't be pretty afterwards (possible awkwardness, etc.). If it is a complete stranger, you can have your fun and then forget all about it. And it also depends on your frame of mind at the time... The one one-night stand that I regard as incredibly stupid was the one that left me feeling terrible...I was getting over someone and it was just a bad experience because of how I was feeling. The other ones were just fun and I really couldn't have cared less afterwards. And I'm just rambling.

But yeah, most problems with one-night stands can be avoided by never letting it happen at your place and never spending the night with the person.

BlueStar · 01-01-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarmatianus
a one night stand is a one night stand. A relationship is a relationship. Try not to mix the two.

A series of one-night stands over a course of time with someone you know well is NEVER a good thing.

KingJeremy · 01-01-2003, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueStar
#1 rule of one-night stands: Never spend the night.

I've only had three...one was incredibly stupid, one was funny, and one was with a famous person. I think it all really depends... If it is with someone you know/see on a regular basis, things probably won't be pretty afterwards (possible awkwardness, etc.). If it is a complete stranger, you can have your fun and then forget all about it. And it also depends on your frame of mind at the time... The one one-night stand that I regard as incredibly stupid was the one that left me feeling terrible...I was getting over someone and it was just a bad experience because of how I was feeling. The other ones were just fun and I really couldn't have cared less afterwards. And I'm just rambling.

But yeah, most problems with one-night stands can be avoided by never letting it happen at your place and never spending the night with the person.

Who was the famous person?

raygun187 · 01-01-2003, 09:59 PM

In the words of Dave Attel (I think that is the "insomniac" guy):
"You gotta love last call hook ups......a night of drunken sex followed by a breakfast with no eye contact"

12-28-2002, 08:57 PM	#10
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	no.

01-01-2003, 05:07 PM	#15
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	#1 rule of one-night stands: Never spend the night. I've only had three...one was incredibly stupid, one was funny, and one was with a famous person. I think it all really depends... If it is with someone you know/see on a regular basis, things probably won't be pretty afterwards (possible awkwardness, etc.). If it is a complete stranger, you can have your fun and then forget all about it. And it also depends on your frame of mind at the time... The one one-night stand that I regard as incredibly stupid was the one that left me feeling terrible...I was getting over someone and it was just a bad experience because of how I was feeling. The other ones were just fun and I really couldn't have cared less afterwards. And I'm just rambling. But yeah, most problems with one-night stands can be avoided by never letting it happen at your place and never spending the night with the person. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-28-2002, 07:26 AM	#1
Urban_Ideation Ownz Location: Nebraska Posts: 566	One night stands: good or bad? I had one once, but it was with a friend of mine. She moved to another city the next day, so does that make it an official one night stand?

12-28-2002, 08:50 AM	#2
INFECTED Apocalyptic Poster Location: sp Posts: 1,514	very good...

12-28-2002, 10:04 AM	#3
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	they are for sluts and gays, I know nothing about them

12-28-2002, 11:02 AM	#4
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	good

12-28-2002, 11:11 AM	#5
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	good. but dont forget to spit on the girl\boy before you leave. and yell SLUT as your runnin out the door. if it at your place you need to get up before her\him, find all their clothes, throw them out the door and yell FIRE. that way they're gone with the quickness. but with this there may be some anger on their part such as: 1.)knocking on your door furiously to get back in, in witch your response should be, 'fuck off' 2.) or they may say, ' i need a ride.' then you say 'i already gave you one last night.' there are more... but you get the idea.

12-28-2002, 02:26 PM	#6
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	it's only a one-night stand if you only do it once. i have rules for these kinds of things. 1. make sure you and the person have mutual friends. 2. be fucking amazing in bed 3. initiate the putting back on of clothes. 4. make coffee. 5. compliment person- but not too much. 6. walk them to their car. 7. do it again a week later. now voilla you are blanket friends, not one night stands therefore eliminating the slutty factor. heh...god, i hope Avi doesn't read this.

12-28-2002, 02:29 PM	#7
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	by the way...follow my rules and it can be very, very good.

12-28-2002, 11:08 PM	#11
Glitter Burned Oblivious Virgin Location: southern CA Posts: 28	Bad, bad, bad.

12-29-2002, 12:54 AM	#12
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	depends... reflects and ponders sometimes it turns into something very bad, depending on who you are and who the other person is i've tried, unsuccessfully, to have one night stands with several young ladies but only succeeded a few times at making them one night only b/c of my own idiocy

01-01-2003, 04:13 AM	#13
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	in regards to my only one -- i had a great night but an uncomfortable morning. not -so- uncomfortable, but bad enough. i just wanted him to leave the next morning (right when i wanted him to leave) but he wouldn't fucking go. "let's do it again", "lets take a shower", blah blah. then he called me again that night. DON'T call me, it was a ONE night stand motherfucker. but i should be nicer, i guess he was just trying to be nice and i'm just cold and mean.

01-01-2003, 09:59 PM	#18
raygun187 Pledge Posts: 176	In the words of Dave Attel (I think that is the "insomniac" guy): "You gotta love last call hook ups......a night of drunken sex followed by a breakfast with no eye contact"