Fun things to do to annoy others.

KingJeremy · 01-01-2003, 05:29 PM

While driving and stopped at a crosswalk, wave a pedestrian in front of you. When the pedestrian is in front of your car then honk your horn.

Cherub Sock · 01-01-2003, 05:44 PM

Start shooting randomly into a crowd.

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 05:47 PM

Eat the whole birthday cake and then blame the dog for it.

Cherub Sock · 01-01-2003, 05:50 PM

Eat the dog and blame the birthday cake.

powered by pear · 01-01-2003, 05:54 PM

my friend kim has this vw bug and she has a whole bunch of big guyfriends, and they like to play jokes on her where they would lift the bug and move it somewhere else from where she had parked it. like behind all these big trucks and stuff.

and it's like, dude where's my car.

it's cute.

Fish · 01-01-2003, 06:25 PM

Or do as me and my friends have done recently - Steal your friend's car keys briefly and get them copied. The list of things you can do is practically endless.

Travis Meekz · 01-01-2003, 07:52 PM

my one buddy taught me this one. drive around and when someone is walking down the street, honk at him but wave at the opposite side of the street. the person usually does a half wave and smile and then a look of embarassment and confusion. fucking funny. best played with another person in the car, also waving

Toast · 01-01-2003, 08:32 PM

Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Name your dog "Dog."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Ask people what gender they are.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

Travis Meekz · 01-01-2003, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toast
Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Name your dog "Dog."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Ask people what gender they are.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

this is from some email list eh? think i saw it before

Toast · 01-01-2003, 09:56 PM

http://www.karber.net/main/humor/annoy.htm

01-01-2003, 05:29 PM	#1
KingJeremy Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,880	Fun things to do to annoy others. While driving and stopped at a crosswalk, wave a pedestrian in front of you. When the pedestrian is in front of your car then honk your horn.

01-01-2003, 05:44 PM	#2
Cherub Sock Pledge Location: No. Posts: 109	Start shooting randomly into a crowd.

01-01-2003, 05:47 PM	#3
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	Eat the whole birthday cake and then blame the dog for it.

01-01-2003, 05:50 PM	#4
Cherub Sock Pledge Location: No. Posts: 109	Eat the dog and blame the birthday cake.

01-01-2003, 05:54 PM	#5
powered by pear Pledge Location: antarctica Posts: 249	my friend kim has this vw bug and she has a whole bunch of big guyfriends, and they like to play jokes on her where they would lift the bug and move it somewhere else from where she had parked it. like behind all these big trucks and stuff. and it's like, dude where's my car. it's cute.

01-01-2003, 06:25 PM	#6
Fish Demi-God Location: London (Cardiff Uni in term time) UK Posts: 392	Or do as me and my friends have done recently - Steal your friend's car keys briefly and get them copied. The list of things you can do is practically endless.

01-01-2003, 07:52 PM	#7
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	my one buddy taught me this one. drive around and when someone is walking down the street, honk at him but wave at the opposite side of the street. the person usually does a half wave and smile and then a look of embarassment and confusion. fucking funny. best played with another person in the car, also waving

01-01-2003, 08:32 PM	#8
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." Name your dog "Dog." Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Ask people what gender they are. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

01-01-2003, 09:56 PM	#10
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	http://www.karber.net/main/humor/annoy.htm