15 Year Old Boy Survives River of Shit

skippy · 12-31-2002, 09:15 PM

Teen survives poo plunge

Ottowa - A 15-year-old Canadian boy has survived after falling into an open manhole and being swept away by a stream of human waste.

Christopher Watt climbed through the manhole as a dare by his friends before falling into Ottawa's main sewer system.

He was eventually rescued by firefighters wearing breathing apparatuses more than a kilometre from where he first fell in.

"I guess he is our very lucky Sewer Boy. He is very fortunate this came to a happy ending," Pat McNally, director of utility services, told the National Post.

Wayne Brownlee, from Ottawa Fire Services said: "Why anybody would go down there is beyond me because, I tell you, when you open it up - phew - you know it is a sanitary sewer."

Once he was pulled to safety Christopher walked to the fire department's hazardous materials truck where he was decontaminated and was taken to hospital, although he suffered no injuries.

"In the end, the worst part of the ordeal was what he was swimming in. It was a bad place to fall," said Acting Platoon Chief Brownlee.

About 60 firefighters, a dozen police officers and several ambulance crews and city workers were involved in the rescue and the incident is being investigated.

Susan Watt, Christopher's mother said: "We're all very tired. He realises he has had a near-death experience and he is still really emotionally stressed about it. He really thought he was going to die down there.

"I just want those rescue workers to know how grateful we are for what they did. They saved his life." - ananova.com

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Haha. What a dumbass. This kid will NEVER live that down.

Urban_Ideation · 12-31-2002, 09:17 PM

That's the shits!

Affect · 12-31-2002, 09:23 PM

If he were a Mexican boy, it would be Julio. He's always swimming in rivers of shit.

wangcomputers · 12-31-2002, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
"In the end, the worst part of the ordeal was what he was swimming in. It was a bad place to fall," said Acting Platoon Chief Brownlee.

Toast · 01-01-2003, 12:17 AM

Scheisse.

Crippler · 01-01-2003, 12:20 AM

That kid needs to move somewhere far, far away.

Samsa · 01-01-2003, 01:27 AM

oh man. if i were that boy i would have to dunk my whole body in lysol before i could even feel clean enough to eat.

*shudder*

professional wannabe · 01-01-2003, 05:53 AM

i bet he saw Mr. Hankey while he was down there.

Boycott Graceland · 01-01-2003, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by professional wannabe
i bet he saw Mr. Hankey while he was down there.

i bet mr. hankey lured him in there!

Gumby · 01-01-2003, 08:53 AM

Ninja Turtles any one?

KingJeremy · 01-01-2003, 09:16 AM

He must have done it for shits and giggles.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 01-01-2003, 03:22 PM

It's too bad his friends didn't have a video camera. They could have marketed their own underground Jackass knockoff. Or if not, they'd still have killer blackmail material.

Fish · 01-01-2003, 03:47 PM

He was up shit creek without a paddle!

FearFactory · 01-01-2003, 04:45 PM

Chet!

12-31-2002, 09:15 PM	#1
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	15 Year Old Boy Survives River of Shit Teen survives poo plunge Ottowa - A 15-year-old Canadian boy has survived after falling into an open manhole and being swept away by a stream of human waste. Christopher Watt climbed through the manhole as a dare by his friends before falling into Ottawa's main sewer system. He was eventually rescued by firefighters wearing breathing apparatuses more than a kilometre from where he first fell in. "I guess he is our very lucky Sewer Boy. He is very fortunate this came to a happy ending," Pat McNally, director of utility services, told the National Post. Wayne Brownlee, from Ottawa Fire Services said: "Why anybody would go down there is beyond me because, I tell you, when you open it up - phew - you know it is a sanitary sewer." Once he was pulled to safety Christopher walked to the fire department's hazardous materials truck where he was decontaminated and was taken to hospital, although he suffered no injuries. "In the end, the worst part of the ordeal was what he was swimming in. It was a bad place to fall," said Acting Platoon Chief Brownlee. About 60 firefighters, a dozen police officers and several ambulance crews and city workers were involved in the rescue and the incident is being investigated. Susan Watt, Christopher's mother said: "We're all very tired. He realises he has had a near-death experience and he is still really emotionally stressed about it. He really thought he was going to die down there. "I just want those rescue workers to know how grateful we are for what they did. They saved his life." - ananova.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Haha. What a dumbass. This kid will NEVER live that down. __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

01-01-2003, 03:22 PM	#12
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	It's too bad his friends didn't have a video camera. They could have marketed their own underground Jackass knockoff. Or if not, they'd still have killer blackmail material. __________________

01-01-2003, 04:45 PM	#14
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Chet! __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

12-31-2002, 09:17 PM	#2
Urban_Ideation Ownz Location: Nebraska Posts: 566	That's the shits!

12-31-2002, 09:23 PM	#3
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	If he were a Mexican boy, it would be Julio. He's always swimming in rivers of shit.

01-01-2003, 12:17 AM	#5
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	Scheisse.

01-01-2003, 12:20 AM	#6
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	That kid needs to move somewhere far, far away.

01-01-2003, 01:27 AM	#7
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	oh man. if i were that boy i would have to dunk my whole body in lysol before i could even feel clean enough to eat. shudder

01-01-2003, 05:53 AM	#8
professional wannabe Demi-God Location: crashing the party Posts: 496	i bet he saw Mr. Hankey while he was down there.

01-01-2003, 08:53 AM	#10
Gumby Apocalyptic Poster Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 1,307	Ninja Turtles any one?

01-01-2003, 09:16 AM	#11
KingJeremy Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,880	He must have done it for shits and giggles.

01-01-2003, 03:47 PM	#13
Fish Demi-God Location: London (Cardiff Uni in term time) UK Posts: 392	He was up shit creek without a paddle!