So you're all going to wake up in your own vomit tomorrow?

sickbadthing · 12-31-2002, 07:06 PM

What are your plans tonight?

Actually, I don't really care. I'm just at work right now and it's dead and boring. I have no plans really. Normally it would go along the lines of SELF DESTRUCT TO 2003 DUDLEY MOORE BEFORE HE WAS DEAD STYLE, but no, my girlie is here and we're not actually in the mood to be going out and paying $15 cover charge to some bar that gives you party hats, noise blowers and a shitty glass of champagne in a noisy and annoying atmosphere. We'd rather kick it at home and perhaps wander around downtown to see the drunken freaks out.

Oh yeah. I gotta kiss her at midnight too.

Other than that, it's going to be a pretty quiet night. No parties, especially since that troublemaker Noyen is off in Vegas giving tips to stippers with dollar bills in his teeth.

What is about the end of the year that brings out the most retarded aspects of one's personality? Booze. I'm hoping that you all have a good time killing your livers to ring in the new year. It's what makes us humans better than the rest of the other species on this planet; instead of spending a life of trying not to get killed by some other creature that's bigger and meaner, we're spoiled and content on killing ourselves. It's what makes us better than any other species on the planet, and it's why God gave us the right to kill and eat animals. Check it out. It's in the bible and Chuck Heston believes it too and that's good enough for me.

Getting back on track here, what are y'all doing tonight?

(I do realize there are about only 3 people on the forums anyway, so your answers will not reflect the true Netphorian community, but a rather pathetic and perverse section of you that have no lives on a day when even homeless people have some kind of gig to go to.)

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 07:07 PM

julie's gonna get a smoochie smoochie

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have to wake up tomorrow and make like 50 deviled eggs and even more cucumber sandwiches. very waspy i know. my mom is making a noodle kugel to sort of counterbalance the waspiness of cucumber salads. tsk tsk.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 07:08 PM

you know the robert smigel cartoon where bjork's dress comes alive? i never really liked it cuz it makes fun of bjork but i looove when charlton heston pulls out his gun to shoot it ahh ha ha ha

bonsor · 12-31-2002, 07:17 PM

the only thing I'm doing at midnight is going to noyen.org

Best Looking Boy · 12-31-2002, 07:18 PM

adult swim new years cuz i'm a big kid now

Eulogy · 12-31-2002, 07:25 PM

Just goin' over to a friend's house.

I'm not at all sure how many people are gonna be there.

Faggotologist · 12-31-2002, 07:26 PM

I plan to wake up in a puddle of semen.

edit: my own you assholes! not that it makes it any better.....

sickbadthing · 12-31-2002, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
i'll be at one of three parties, but i'm not going to get too drunk, it just feels so cliche and expected. plus, being hungover waking up next to an ugly girl sucks...

Not for the girl!

jenniferkate · 01-01-2003, 04:10 AM

http://www.alltomstockholm.se/E/F/ST...0/01/53/57.jpg

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a lot of neko case & slowdive

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tear stained glass · 01-01-2003, 04:20 AM

I'm not doing anything because none of my friends like me all that much.

killed radio star · 01-01-2003, 05:36 AM

naw, just a little bit of what shoulda.

12-31-2002, 07:06 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	So you're all going to wake up in your own vomit tomorrow? What are your plans tonight? Actually, I don't really care. I'm just at work right now and it's dead and boring. I have no plans really. Normally it would go along the lines of SELF DESTRUCT TO 2003 DUDLEY MOORE BEFORE HE WAS DEAD STYLE, but no, my girlie is here and we're not actually in the mood to be going out and paying $15 cover charge to some bar that gives you party hats, noise blowers and a shitty glass of champagne in a noisy and annoying atmosphere. We'd rather kick it at home and perhaps wander around downtown to see the drunken freaks out. Oh yeah. I gotta kiss her at midnight too. Other than that, it's going to be a pretty quiet night. No parties, especially since that troublemaker Noyen is off in Vegas giving tips to stippers with dollar bills in his teeth. What is about the end of the year that brings out the most retarded aspects of one's personality? Booze. I'm hoping that you all have a good time killing your livers to ring in the new year. It's what makes us humans better than the rest of the other species on this planet; instead of spending a life of trying not to get killed by some other creature that's bigger and meaner, we're spoiled and content on killing ourselves. It's what makes us better than any other species on the planet, and it's why God gave us the right to kill and eat animals. Check it out. It's in the bible and Chuck Heston believes it too and that's good enough for me. Getting back on track here, what are y'all doing tonight? (I do realize there are about only 3 people on the forums anyway, so your answers will not reflect the true Netphorian community, but a rather pathetic and perverse section of you that have no lives on a day when even homeless people have some kind of gig to go to.)

12-31-2002, 07:26 PM	#7
Faggotologist Demi-God Location: New Jersey Posts: 337	I plan to wake up in a puddle of semen. edit: my own you assholes! not that it makes it any better..... __________________ Diagnosis: You are a faggot. Bend over homo-billy! Time for your examination. bzzzzz... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

01-01-2003, 04:10 AM	#9
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	http://www.alltomstockholm.se/E/F/ST...0/01/53/57.jpg + a lot of neko case & slowdive + Bandwidth Limit Exceeded The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Apache/1.3.27 Server at forums.noyen.org Port 80 __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

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12-31-2002, 07:07 PM	#2
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	julie's gonna get a smoochie smoochie uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have to wake up tomorrow and make like 50 deviled eggs and even more cucumber sandwiches. very waspy i know. my mom is making a noodle kugel to sort of counterbalance the waspiness of cucumber salads. tsk tsk.

12-31-2002, 07:08 PM	#3
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	you know the robert smigel cartoon where bjork's dress comes alive? i never really liked it cuz it makes fun of bjork but i looove when charlton heston pulls out his gun to shoot it ahh ha ha ha

12-31-2002, 07:17 PM	#4
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	the only thing I'm doing at midnight is going to noyen.org

12-31-2002, 07:18 PM	#5
Best Looking Boy Apocalyptic Poster Location: Austin, TX Posts: 3,414	adult swim new years cuz i'm a big kid now

12-31-2002, 07:25 PM	#6
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	Just goin' over to a friend's house. I'm not at all sure how many people are gonna be there.

01-01-2003, 04:20 AM	#10
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	I'm not doing anything because none of my friends like me all that much.

01-01-2003, 05:36 AM	#11
killed radio star Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,205	naw, just a little bit of what shoulda.