Hard ass pipe hitting nigga astronaut

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:11 AM

http://www.spacetoys.com/images/ULTS...MAstronaut.jpg

Can you say random?

tear stained glass · 12-13-2002, 02:12 AM

random

12-13-2002, 02:13 AM

i think im gonna get my grandpa's slave one of those for christmas.

THRILLHO · 12-13-2002, 02:16 AM

those would make fucking sweet action figures.

thought: has a black person ever been to the moon?

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:16 AM

Of course not.

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:17 AM

African-American Astronauts

Many of us possess talents and abilities but do not excel because we don’t take the chances or act on the challenges that come our way. We need to walk over to the edge of our abilities and then move beyond that edge ... From the outside this can look difficult. However, once you’ve acquired the skills to perform the task, it seems almost easy. Like most things in life, it’s easy if you know how.

--Ronald. E. McNair

Guion S. Bluford became the first African-American to go into space in August 1983 aboard the Challenger. It was the first launch and landing of a space shuttle at night. His mission on this flight *******d the deployment of an Indian communications satellite. He later served as a mission specialist on Challenger (October 30, 1985) and Discovery (April 28, 1991 and December 2, 1992).

Charles F. Bolden was the pilot on the space shuttle mission aboard the Discovery (April 24, 1990) which launched the Hubble space telescope and set an altitude record at 640 kilometres. He was also the pilot on Columbia (January 12, 1986) and Atlantis (March 24, 1992); and mission commander on Discovery (February 3, 1994).

Frederick D. Gregory became the first African-American Space Commander on the space shuttle mission aboard the Discovery (November 22, 1989) which deployed a satellite for the Department of Defense. On his first space flight, he was the pilot on Challenger (April 29, 1985) and he served as commander on Atlantis (November 24, 1991).

Mae C. Jemison became the first African-American woman to travel in space on the shuttle mission aboard the Endeavor (September 12, 1992), where she conducted experiments to study the effects of zero gravity on people and animals.

Bernard J. Harris became the first African-American to walk in space during the space shuttle Discovery’s mission (February 2, 1995), which *******d a rendezvous with the Russian Space Station, Mir. He was also a mission specialist on Columbia (April 26, 1993), where he conducted research in physical and life sciences.

Ronald E. McNair was one of the seven crew members who were killed when the Challenger exploded 73 seconds after its launch on January 28, 1986. On this mission, he was supposed to carry out extensive studies on Halley’s Comet. He previously served on the Challenger (February 3, 1984).

Smiley33 · 12-13-2002, 02:26 AM

AFFECT NEVER USES THE

ICON!!!!!!!!1

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:28 AM

It's the beauty of 6% beer and fajitas for lunch.

Either that, or the xanax I had earlier. It's been a stressful week.

SuckSuckStyle · 12-13-2002, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
It's the beauty of 6% beer and fajitas for lunch.

Either that, or the xanax I had earlier. It's been a stressful week.

when did you become a person?

Smiley33 · 12-13-2002, 02:40 AM

how come you're only happy when you're on drugs?

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
how come you're only happy when you're on drugs?

I'm always happy. I may be an ass here but in real life I'm the nicest fucker that you'll ever meet. You should see all of my friends. Everyone that works under me absolutely loves me.

Netphoria is an escape for me sometimes. Anyways, I was fibbing about the xanax.

Affect · 12-13-2002, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle

when did you become a person?

Elaborate.

Affect · 12-30-2002, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Elaborate.

Smiley33 · 12-30-2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
Elaborate.

Affect · 12-30-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

Smiley33 · 12-30-2002, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Affect

Affect · 12-30-2002, 06:57 PM

- "Get tha fuck outta outa-space, mothafucka!"

Elvis The Naked Years · 12-31-2002, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
AFFECT NEVER USES THE ICON!!!!!!!!1

i caught him
http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...threadid=10122

spfreak · 12-31-2002, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
i think im gonna get my grandpa's slave one of those for christmas.

GET YOUR ASS INTO MY 2000 POST PARTY
your not at 1000

Affect · 12-31-2002, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years

i caught him
http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...threadid=10122

Damn.

Smiley33 · 12-31-2002, 07:49 PM

NO FUCKING WAY

12-31-2002, 08:04 PM

me and my roomate came up with a movie plotline about the scarry black astronaut. He's poor and has to feed his family of 7 and food stamps aren't cutting it. so, on the brink of starvation he decided to steal an experiemental space suit and sell it for money. but once he gets it, he thinks the suit is pretty cool so he just fucks off with it and starts to fight crime. his catchphrase is "That was out of this world!" Aforementioned family is never seen in the rest of the film again and persumably starve to death.

Faggotologist · 12-31-2002, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly
me and my roomate came up with a movie plotline about the scarry black astronaut. He's poor and has to feed his family of 7 and food stamps aren't cutting it. so, on the brink of starvation he decided to steal an experiemental space suit and sell it for money. but once he gets it, he thinks the suit is pretty cool so he just fucks off with it and starts to fight crime. his catchphrase is "That was out of this world!" Aforementioned family is never seen in the rest of the film again and persumably starve to death.

Can you have him trick out the space suit with fake chrome hubcaps and add some rust to it? He also has to add some big ass speakers to the space suit.

12-31-2002, 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by Faggotologist

Can you have him trick out the space suit with fake chrome hubcaps and add some rust to it? He also has to add some big ass speakers to the space suit.

I like the idea with the fake chrome and rust. but the suit wouldn't need speakers because it so cool already and has it built in blaring Tupac every time he's on screen. Its also got lazers and shit all over it too.

he also starts out the movie with a big ass fro with the comb sticking out of it and everything, but he can't fit the helmet ontop of his head so it keeps popping off and rolling all over the place. This leads to a hillarious scene with a snooty french waiter carrying a tray of expensive cheese and whine and he keeps tripping over the helmet. The climax of the film is just blue screening the scarry black astronaut into Lord of the Rings and having him save the day with a cheesy overdub of "Thank you, Scarry Black Astronaut!" and he flies off to save the world another day.

eh, its a work in progress right now...

Faggotologist · 12-31-2002, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

I like the idea with the fake chrome and rust. but the suit wouldn't need speakers because it so cool already and has it built in blaring Tupac every time he's on screen. Its also got lazers and shit all over it too.

he also starts out the movie with a big ass fro with the comb sticking out of it and everything, but he can't fit the helmet ontop of his head so it keeps popping off and rolling all over the place. This leads to a hillarious scene with a snooty french waiter carrying a tray of expensive cheese and whine and he keeps tripping over the helmet. The climax of the film is just blue screening the scarry black astronaut into Lord of the Rings and having him save the day with a cheesy overdub of "Thank you, Scarry Black Astronaut!" and he flies off to save the world another day.

eh, its a work in progress right now...

wow. I like the way you think. Want to collaborate and write the script? I envision the fake chrome hubcaps just ductaped on. The lord of the rings ending is good, we can capitalize off of its success. After that scene fades out, we should have him in an alley somewhere smoking crack. It makes him loopy, and he accidently hits a button on the spacesuit. It rockets him off into space, then he comes crashing down into "earth". Then he wakes up in front of the Lincoln memorial ala-Planet of the Apes....with the lincoln statue being a statue of a black man in a space suit. Movie ends with him screaming, and cursing the "white man". This will leave room for sequels.

noir cat · 12-31-2002, 08:37 PM

I went to McDonalds one time to try to get the Stitch figure (from Lilo and Stitch Disney cartoon) and I ended up with the social worker (his name is Cobra Bubbles). :\

Edit: Dammit, I can't find a picture of him. Cobra Bubbles is just nowhere near as cute as Stitch.

12-31-2002, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by Faggotologist

wow. I like the way you think. Want to collaborate and write the script? I envision the fake chrome hubcaps just ductaped on. The lord of the rings ending is good, we can capitalize off of its success. After that scene fades out, we should have him in an alley somewhere smoking crack. It makes him loopy, and he accidently hits a button on the spacesuit. It rockets him off into space, then he comes crashing down into "earth". Then he wakes up in front of the Lincoln memorial ala-Planet of the Apes....with the lincoln statue being a statue of a black man in a space suit. Movie ends with him screaming, and cursing the "white man". This will leave room for sequels.

hahaha, holy crap that ending is fucking GOLD!

there also needs a trick turning black chick who's all like "bitch, my man AIN'T yo baby's daddy!" and "Talk to the hand!" and a white-trash sidekick who Scarry Black Astronaut always dismisses with "shut that noize, whitey!" gonna be box office gold, I tells ya!

Faggotologist · 12-31-2002, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

hahaha, holy crap that ending is fucking GOLD!

there also needs a trick turning black chick who's all like "bitch, my man AIN'T yo baby's daddy!" and "Talk to the hand!" and a white-trash sidekick who Scarry Black Astronaut always dismisses with "shut that noize, whitey!" gonna be box office gold, I tells ya!

shit! you're right! we forgot the bitches. The space suit should have a built in condom that just extends over his cock. Yes Yes.

12-13-2002, 02:11 AM	#1
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	Hard ass pipe hitting nigga astronaut http://www.spacetoys.com/images/ULTS...MAstronaut.jpg Can you say random?

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Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	NO FUCKING WAY __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-31-2002, 08:37 PM	#26
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	BLACK POWER! GO BLACK PANTHERZ!!! I went to McDonalds one time to try to get the Stitch figure (from Lilo and Stitch Disney cartoon) and I ended up with the social worker (his name is Cobra Bubbles). :\ Edit: Dammit, I can't find a picture of him. Cobra Bubbles is just nowhere near as cute as Stitch.

12-13-2002, 02:12 AM	#2
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	random

12-13-2002, 02:13 AM	#3
Boner Posts: n/a	i think im gonna get my grandpa's slave one of those for christmas.

12-13-2002, 02:16 AM	#4
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	those would make fucking sweet action figures. thought: has a black person ever been to the moon?

12-13-2002, 02:17 AM	#6
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	African-American Astronauts Many of us possess talents and abilities but do not excel because we don’t take the chances or act on the challenges that come our way. We need to walk over to the edge of our abilities and then move beyond that edge ... From the outside this can look difficult. However, once you’ve acquired the skills to perform the task, it seems almost easy. Like most things in life, it’s easy if you know how. --Ronald. E. McNair Guion S. Bluford became the first African-American to go into space in August 1983 aboard the Challenger. It was the first launch and landing of a space shuttle at night. His mission on this flight *****d the deployment of an Indian communications satellite. He later served as a mission specialist on Challenger (October 30, 1985) and Discovery (April 28, 1991 and December 2, 1992). Charles F. Bolden was the pilot on the space shuttle mission aboard the Discovery (April 24, 1990) which launched the Hubble space telescope and set an altitude record at 640 kilometres. He was also the pilot on Columbia (January 12, 1986) and Atlantis (March 24, 1992); and mission commander on Discovery (February 3, 1994). Frederick D. Gregory became the first African-American Space Commander on the space shuttle mission aboard the Discovery (November 22, 1989) which deployed a satellite for the Department of Defense. On his first space flight, he was the pilot on Challenger (April 29, 1985) and he served as commander on Atlantis (November 24, 1991). Mae C. Jemison became the first African-American woman to travel in space on the shuttle mission aboard the Endeavor (September 12, 1992), where she conducted experiments to study the effects of zero gravity on people and animals. Bernard J. Harris became the first African-American to walk in space during the space shuttle Discovery’s mission (February 2, 1995), which *****d a rendezvous with the Russian Space Station, Mir. He was also a mission specialist on Columbia (April 26, 1993), where he conducted research in physical and life sciences. Ronald E. McNair was one of the seven crew members who were killed when the Challenger exploded 73 seconds after its launch on January 28, 1986. On this mission, he was supposed to carry out extensive studies on Halley’s Comet. He previously served on the Challenger (February 3, 1984).

12-13-2002, 02:26 AM	#7
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	AFFECT NEVER USES THE ICON!!!!!!!!1

12-13-2002, 02:28 AM	#8
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	It's the beauty of 6% beer and fajitas for lunch. Either that, or the xanax I had earlier. It's been a stressful week.

12-13-2002, 02:40 AM	#10
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	how come you're only happy when you're on drugs?

12-30-2002, 06:57 PM	#17
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	- "Get tha fuck outta outa-space, mothafucka!"

12-31-2002, 08:04 PM	#22
Ugly Posts: n/a	me and my roomate came up with a movie plotline about the scarry black astronaut. He's poor and has to feed his family of 7 and food stamps aren't cutting it. so, on the brink of starvation he decided to steal an experiemental space suit and sell it for money. but once he gets it, he thinks the suit is pretty cool so he just fucks off with it and starts to fight crime. his catchphrase is "That was out of this world!" Aforementioned family is never seen in the rest of the film again and persumably starve to death.