English motherfucker, do you speak it? - Page 2

funnygeezus · 11-24-2002, 09:43 PM

well allow me to retort...

gah, now i need to go play with the sam jackson soundboard.

11-24-2002, 10:08 PM

I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.

skippy · 11-24-2002, 10:14 PM

''...obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?''

11-24-2002, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enisled
"you're not funny tom, you're fat and look as though you should be, but you're not"

Good one.

"Why are you haggling over a couple quid when you have the national deficit of Liberia in your pocket?"

"WE'RE NOT YOUR AVERAGE HORTI-FUCKING-CULTURALISTS."

"OW! I'M SHOT!"
"Will everyone stop getting shot!"

mercurial · 11-24-2002, 10:44 PM

'If I lose, I won't even notice! I'll be too busy lookin good!'

(Enter the Dragon)

11-25-2002, 03:24 AM

"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!"

noir cat · 11-25-2002, 04:46 PM

My sig... it isn't a movie quote or anything. Oh well.

11-27-2002, 04:52 AM

"One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items."
"Really?"
"If one were so inclined"
"Tyler you are, by far, the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met . . . you see I have this thing that on airlines-"
"Oh, I get it. Its very clever. How's that working out for you?"
"What?"
"Being clever."

Oblivious · 11-27-2002, 05:19 AM

"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

11-27-2002, 06:44 AM

"You're gonna be o-kay-ay! Say the goddamn fuckin words! Say it!!!"
"Ok . . ."
"Ok!"
"Ok . . ."

and

"Good. Your hatred has made you powerful. Now, fullfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!"
(Luke looks at his mechnical hand then back at Vader's severed mechanical stump.)
"Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You failed your highness. I am Jedi, like my father before me."
"So be it. Jedi."

11-27-2002, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enisled
"i've never been able to properly explain myself in this climate"

dammit, I know that one. don't tell me straight up, but gimmie a hint . . .

edit: 2 days later. oh ya, Snatch. stupidme...

11-27-2002, 07:55 AM

This guy aint a motherfuckin' emcee/I know everything he's 'bout to say against me/I AM white, I AM a fuckin bum/I DO live in a trailer with my mom/My boy Future is an Uncle Tom/I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob/Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun/I did get jumped/By all 6 of you chumps/And Wink did fuck my girl/I'm still standin' here screamin "Fuck the Free World!"/Don't ever try to judge me, dude/You don't know what the fuck I been through/But I know something about you/You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school/What's a matter dawg?/You embarrased? This guy's a gangsta?/His real name's Clarence/And Clarence lives at home with both parents/And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage/This guy doesn't want to battle, he's shook/’Cuz ain't no such things as half way crooks/He's scared to death/He's scared to look in his fuckin' yearbook/Fuck Cranbrook!/Fuck the beat, I'll go acapella/Fuck a Papa Doc/Fuck a glock/Fuck a trailer/Fuck everybody/Fuck ya'll if you doubt me/I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash/I'll say it proudly/Fuck this battle, I don't wanna win/I'm outee

Here, tell these people something they don't know about me!

INFECTED · 11-27-2002, 09:39 AM

-The last two days on earth, if I had a dick I'd go get laid, but we can do that next best thing.
-What's that?
-We'll kill people.
[Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee]
-Oh not you!

11-27-2002, 09:42 AM

"Tell them we were doing our job!"

Downandlow · 11-27-2002, 04:36 PM

heyyyy you guys!!!

11-27-2002, 07:25 PM

"And Harry started feelin up the trees and he says 'We's on pluto!' and I says 'Harry, how can you tell?' and he says 'From the Bark, you dummy! From the bark!'"
*guy starts gagging*
"Can we get some water over here?"
"Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismal!"
"Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?"
"Oh, he ordered the special..."
"That's what I ordered! Change mine to the soup!"
"Good call!"
*alien rips out through chest*
"Oh no! Not again..."
*alien snarls for a moment then puts on a top hat and cane*
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your ownnnnnn!!!"
"Check please!"

12-31-2002, 05:24 PM

"I don't know what's happened to you, Joe. But, I hope you're happy with the life you've chosen."
"Don't quote Dickens in MY apartment!"

11-24-2002, 10:08 PM	#32
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	Never go against the family. I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FREDO.

11-24-2002, 10:44 PM	#35
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	'If I lose, I won't even notice! I'll be too busy lookin good!' (Enter the Dragon) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "It was a thunderingly beautiful experience—voluptuous, sexual, dangerous, and expensive as hell."

11-25-2002, 04:46 PM	#37
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	My sig... it isn't a movie quote or anything. Oh well. __________________ This time i kept watch of the tub to make sure the goldfish would not commit suicide, for, no matter how mad it was at life or at god or at its life partner, there was no way i was going to be on call when it finally managed to take its own life. -- M.

11-27-2002, 09:42 AM	#44
Ugly Posts: n/a	Gary Oldman in The Professional ownz "Tell them we were doing our job!"

11-27-2002, 07:25 PM	#46
Ugly Posts: n/a	I'm smilling as I type this one. "And Harry started feelin up the trees and he says 'We's on pluto!' and I says 'Harry, how can you tell?' and he says 'From the Bark, you dummy! From the bark!'" guy starts gagging "Can we get some water over here?" "Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismal!" "Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?" "Oh, he ordered the special..." "That's what I ordered! Change mine to the soup!" "Good call!" alien rips out through chest "Oh no! Not again..." alien snarls for a moment then puts on a top hat and cane "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, and you'll be left alone. Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your ownnnnnn!!!" "Check please!"

11-24-2002, 09:43 PM	#31
funnygeezus Apocalyptic Poster Location: up in da m-peezy fo' reezy Posts: 2,669	well allow me to retort... gah, now i need to go play with the sam jackson soundboard.

11-24-2002, 10:14 PM	#33
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	''...obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh...yeah...Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?''

11-25-2002, 03:24 AM	#36
Ugly Posts: n/a	"You want to talk to God? Let's go see him together, I've got nothing better to do!"

11-27-2002, 04:52 AM	#38
Ugly Posts: n/a	"One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items." "Really?" "If one were so inclined" "Tyler you are, by far, the most interesting single serving friend I have ever met . . . you see I have this thing that on airlines-" "Oh, I get it. Its very clever. How's that working out for you?" "What?" "Being clever."

11-27-2002, 05:19 AM	#39
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

11-27-2002, 06:44 AM	#40
Ugly Posts: n/a	"You're gonna be o-kay-ay! Say the goddamn fuckin words! Say it!!!" "Ok . . ." "Ok!" "Ok . . ." and "Good. Your hatred has made you powerful. Now, fullfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!" *(Luke looks at his mechnical hand then back at Vader's severed mechanical stump.)* "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You failed your highness. I am Jedi, like my father before me." "So be it. Jedi."

11-27-2002, 07:55 AM	#42
Ugly Posts: n/a	This guy aint a motherfuckin' emcee/I know everything he's 'bout to say against me/I AM white, I AM a fuckin bum/I DO live in a trailer with my mom/My boy Future is an Uncle Tom/I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob/Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun/I did get jumped/By all 6 of you chumps/And Wink did fuck my girl/I'm still standin' here screamin "Fuck the Free World!"/Don't ever try to judge me, dude/You don't know what the fuck I been through/But I know something about you/You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school/What's a matter dawg?/You embarrased? This guy's a gangsta?/His real name's Clarence/And Clarence lives at home with both parents/And Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage/This guy doesn't want to battle, he's shook/’Cuz ain't no such things as half way crooks/He's scared to death/He's scared to look in his fuckin' yearbook/Fuck Cranbrook!/Fuck the beat, I'll go acapella/Fuck a Papa Doc/Fuck a glock/Fuck a trailer/Fuck everybody/Fuck ya'll if you doubt me/I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash/I'll say it proudly/Fuck this battle, I don't wanna win/I'm outee Here, tell these people something they don't know about me!

11-27-2002, 09:39 AM	#43
INFECTED Apocalyptic Poster Location: sp Posts: 1,514	-The last two days on earth, if I had a dick I'd go get laid, but we can do that next best thing. -What's that? -We'll kill people. [Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee] -Oh not you!

11-27-2002, 04:36 PM	#45
Downandlow Pledge Location: The Skank's Caravan Posts: 174	heyyyy you guys!!!

12-31-2002, 05:24 PM	#47
Ugly Posts: n/a	such a good line I had to dig out this thread "I don't know what's happened to you, Joe. But, I hope you're happy with the life you've chosen." "Don't quote Dickens in MY apartment!"