i took my sister shopping for a SKIRT

Samsa · 12-30-2002, 11:57 PM

we eventually ended up at belk

things i discovered:

shoes are so kewl

i wish id idn't have such bad balance that makes me incapable of walking with any shoe with any sort of raised sole or heel or whatever

my sister ended up getting this sort of black pinstripe skirt with a sort of (soort of -- very loose) ruffle on the bottom right? best part? it had this sort of leather (

) sach that loops around these small belt loops in the BACK and it has a BLACK ROSE on it that you're supposed to hang at your side i guess. holy shit i love that rose

i may have tos teal her skirt

origins sells dandruff shampoo

and all kinds of special body scrubs i wonder which kind i'll end up buying

AHHHH grown-ups are mean when you're wearing smeared off lipstick (i decided to sorta get fancy when took my sister shopping -- before i left iw ent in my other sister's room and i put this glittery hair mascara in my hair then i put this white shiny eye liner on and this really dark lipstick, but my sister made me take the lipstick off so i rubbed it off and ib asically got it all over my face

i think people don't get then when i get all fancy it's SUPPOSED to be funny it makes me sad like that people don't get the joke)

they had cool boy underwear sorta there that was slightly cheaper than victoria's secret. just slightly. by tommy hilfiger i think

lol maybe it'll go on sale one day :-/ i was so excited.

yeah.

MyAdviceIha · 12-31-2002, 12:00 AM

It is kind of hard to find a good skirt during this season. I went looking for one the other day for my girlfriend.

skippy · 12-31-2002, 12:02 AM

Haha Belk. That's that shitty department store they have in South Carolina. It's like JC Penney South. Heh.

You southern folks crack me up. Pour me a glass of sway tay y'all!

jenny4ever · 12-31-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
Haha Belk. That's that shitty department store they have in South Carolina. It's like JC Penney South. Heh.

You southern folks crack me up. Pour me a glass of sway tay y'all!

WE'RE COOL OKAY??

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
Haha Belk. That's that shitty department store they have in South Carolina. It's like JC Penney South. Heh.

You southern folks crack me up. Pour me a glass of sway tay y'all!

i admit belk is SORTA lame but they have really cleaned up their image in the past couple of years. now they sorta sell, you know. discounted designer stuff most of all. a lot of tommy hilfiger and ralph ****** you know. nice shoes and handbags

and great makeup too. the belk in my mall even has an origins

as i said. nice perfume. yeah belk is waaay more high class than jc pennies. i HATE jc pennies

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:06 AM

and mark ledrew. you live in new jersey. that's like, the armpit of the north east. seriously don't talk.

my state has a great long legacy behind it. pffft. what does yours have?

Affect · 12-31-2002, 12:11 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
and mark ledrew. you live in new jersey. that's like, the armpit of the north east. seriously don't talk. my state has a great long legacy behind it. pffft. what does yours have?

Shut up, slave driver. Go pick some cotton, niggers.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Shut up, slave driver. Go pick some cotton, niggers.

the vast majority of my ancestors were in ghettoes during the slave times okay? jeez.

and the ones that didn't lived up north. i'm a first-generation southerner. well not really. my grandfather spent his childhood in western florida (the part that's under mississippi and/or alabama or whatever) vaaary racist/anti-semitic place to live

MyAdviceIha · 12-31-2002, 12:18 AM

Haha. I am from South Carolina. It kills me how everyone calls the store "Belks" instead of "Belk". I call it Belk because there is no s on it, but people just seem to not grasp the concept. *shrugs*

noir cat · 12-31-2002, 12:25 AM

Don't you wear skirts sometimes, Suze?
Or do you stroll around all day in only boy underwear? : )

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:26 AM

pfffft

Belk Department Store
250 N New Hope Rd
Gastonia, NC 28054
704-867-3671

This is a good place for the upwardly mobile in search of designer labels. Though not as luxurious as the traditional, old-money department stores, Belk features all the same mainstream designers as its big-city brethren. The men's department is particularly strong, with large collections from Calvin Klein, Ralph ****** and Perry Ellis; while the women's department seems to be an homage to Liz Claiborne. Belk also has a few private brands that will surprise label seekers with their quality. Housewares feature many of the same designers, with the Tommy Hilfiger label attached to everything from pillows to shower curtains. -- Joe Brennon

***

i still have wet dreams about macy's though *sigh* sooo fucking expensive

those northerners have the best, most expensive department stores

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr
Don't you wear skirts sometimes, Suze?
Or do you stroll around all day in only boy underwear? : )

i used to wear skirts quite often, now that i'm at college (and a college where most people wouldn't be caught dead getting fancy

) not so much. marshall's has these wonderful tights with beautiful patterns, like butterflies and flowers on them but i can never find them in my size. my sister just needs a skirt mainly cuz we're going out to dinner tomorrow

such a pathetic existence.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:28 AM

Belk has shed a lot of bulk. Now a relatively svelte 207-store retailer operating in 13 states, the chain was a confederation of 112 separate companies, formed over the past century, before its 1998 reorganization. Belk stores, located in the Southeast and Mid-Atlantic (primarily in the Carolinas and Georgia), offer mid-priced brand-name and private-label apparel, shoes, cosmetics, gifts, and home furnishings. Its stores usually anchor malls or shopping centers in small to medium-sized markets. The Belk family runs the show and owns most of the company, which is the largest privately owned department store chain in the US.

jenny4ever · 12-31-2002, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
pfffft

Belk Department Store
250 N New Hope Rd
Gastonia, NC 28054
704-867-3671

hahahah gastonia has the highest rate of gonorrhea in nc and i saw a bumper sticker that said "clap for gastonia" the other day.

random, sorry. but i just like teehee when i saw gastonia.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:39 AM

i've decided i'm gonna try to marry someone from the belk family. well not marry. just have one of their kids and take them to court for child support

MyAdviceIha · 12-31-2002, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i've decided i'm gonna try to marry someone from the belk family. well not marry. just have one of their kids and take them to court for child support

YOu do realize that all department stores are going down the tube, right? You would be better to have the kid of someone like Billy Gates or MIchael Jackson. *nods*

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:45 AM

ohhh my god. belk is actually doing well i think i read that. like most department stores are failing but belk is just

yeah. anyways even if the stores don't do so great i'm sure the family is still mucho wealthy

Affect · 12-31-2002, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i've decided i'm gonna try to marry someone from the belk family. well not marry. just have one of their kids and take them to court for child support

I doubt you'll marry anyone. You don't even date. You can barely even talk with people face to face. You're fucked for life.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
I doubt you'll marry anyone. You don't even date. You can barely even talk with people face to face. You're fucked for life.

oh come on i'm irresistable

and i can always trick someone into marrying me you know :-/ like that ho on. did you ever watch 'making the band' with o-town? remember when that chick tricked whatshisface into marrying her? yeah maybe i'll do that

skippy · 12-31-2002, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by MyAdviceIha
YOu do realize that all department stores are going down the tube, right? You would be better to have the kid of someone like Billy Gates or MIchael Jackson. *nods*

Actually Jacko is in some pretty dire financial trouble himself. And Gates is already married. Maybe she could marry the Amazon.com guy. Or that red neck who just won that big lottery.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:49 AM

yeah gates is married to this cool woman

uhhh. the redneck (? whatever mjl) who won hte lottery, he is cool. he is giving his tithing away to charity. 10% like the good book says. yyyep. seriously. he promised like 300,000 dollars to his church and i think that is just his first payment.

MyAdviceIha · 12-31-2002, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew

Actually Jacko is in some pretty dire financial trouble himself. And Gates is already married. Maybe she could marry the Amazon.com guy. Or that red neck who just won that big lottery.

Haha. Knowing MJ, he has millions of dollars buried in the ground someone for safe keeping. He probably forgot where it is though.

Yeah, the Amazon.com guy could be a good choice. Who cares if Mr. Gates is married. She is just after child support. Haha.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 12:53 AM

i know but i don't wnat to be a homewrecker :-/

MyAdviceIha · 12-31-2002, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i know but i don't wnat to be a homewrecker :-/

2 points for you. *high five*

Affect · 12-31-2002, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa

oh come on i'm irresistable

and i can always trick someone into marrying me you know :-/ like that ho on. did you ever watch 'making the band' with o-town? remember when that chick tricked whatshisface into marrying her? yeah maybe i'll do that

Yeah, that girl was intelligent, and had no problem speaking with people. You on the other hand, can't even talk to strangers.

You're going to have lots of cats, and a shitty job.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
Yeah, that girl was intelligent, and had no problem speaking with people. You on the other hand, can't even talk to strangers.

You're going to have lots of cats, and a shitty job.

NOOOO this girl was an o-town fan. everyone in o-town had to go on 'dates' with like fans who won some competition. and she took him on a 'date' to a wedding chapel lol. turns out it was official! she just tricky dicked him that's all.

and hmm. lots of cats? i don't think. i may even be allergic to them. maybe i'll have cats. they are so cruel though :-/ i really think i'm a dog person althoughc ats are sorta comforting right? and a shitty job. hmm. you never know. i may end up dying for my art

we;ll see

Affect · 12-31-2002, 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa

NOOOO this girl was an o-town fan. everyone in o-town had to go on 'dates' with like fans who won some competition. and she took him on a 'date' to a wedding chapel lol. turns out it was official! she just tricky dicked him that's all.

and hmm. lots of cats? i don't think. i may even be allergic to them. maybe i'll have cats. they are so cruel though :-/ i really think i'm a dog person althoughc ats are sorta comforting right? and a shitty job. hmm. you never know. i may end up dying for my art we;ll see

You have no art. No wit. And especially no social skills. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? It would benefit the world much more than having you hang around.

Samsa · 12-31-2002, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by Affect
You have no art. No wit. And especially no social skills. Why haven't you killed yourself yet? It would benefit the world much more than having you hang around.

awww come on you know you want me

*lifts up skirt*

Affect · 12-31-2002, 01:14 AM

I want you to die. Nothing would make me more happy.

Salena Child · 12-31-2002, 01:15 AM

i wore a gray plaid skirt that i got from sears for 12 dollars on christmas day. i looked so cute

12-30-2002, 11:57 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i took my sister shopping for a SKIRT we eventually ended up at belk things i discovered: shoes are so kewl i wish id idn't have such bad balance that makes me incapable of walking with any shoe with any sort of raised sole or heel or whatever my sister ended up getting this sort of black pinstripe skirt with a sort of (soort of -- very loose) ruffle on the bottom right? best part? it had this sort of leather ( ) sach that loops around these small belt loops in the BACK and it has a BLACK ROSE on it that you're supposed to hang at your side i guess. holy shit i love that rose i may have tos teal her skirt origins sells dandruff shampoo and all kinds of special body scrubs i wonder which kind i'll end up buying AHHHH grown-ups are mean when you're wearing smeared off lipstick (i decided to sorta get fancy when took my sister shopping -- before i left iw ent in my other sister's room and i put this glittery hair mascara in my hair then i put this white shiny eye liner on and this really dark lipstick, but my sister made me take the lipstick off so i rubbed it off and ib asically got it all over my face i think people don't get then when i get all fancy it's SUPPOSED to be funny it makes me sad like that people don't get the joke) they had cool boy underwear sorta there that was slightly cheaper than victoria's secret. just slightly. by tommy hilfiger i think lol maybe it'll go on sale one day :-/ i was so excited. yeah.

12-31-2002, 12:02 AM	#3
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Haha Belk. That's that shitty department store they have in South Carolina. It's like JC Penney South. Heh. You southern folks crack me up. Pour me a glass of sway tay y'all! __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

12-31-2002, 12:00 AM	#2
MyAdviceIha Pledge Posts: 210	It is kind of hard to find a good skirt during this season. I went looking for one the other day for my girlfriend.

12-31-2002, 12:06 AM	#6
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	and mark ledrew. you live in new jersey. that's like, the armpit of the north east. seriously don't talk. my state has a great long legacy behind it. pffft. what does yours have?

12-31-2002, 12:18 AM	#9
MyAdviceIha Pledge Posts: 210	Haha. I am from South Carolina. It kills me how everyone calls the store "Belks" instead of "Belk". I call it Belk because there is no s on it, but people just seem to not grasp the concept. shrugs

12-31-2002, 12:25 AM	#10
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Don't you wear skirts sometimes, Suze? Or do you stroll around all day in only boy underwear? : )

12-31-2002, 12:26 AM	#11
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	pfffft Belk Department Store 250 N New Hope Rd Gastonia, NC 28054 704-867-3671 This is a good place for the upwardly mobile in search of designer labels. Though not as luxurious as the traditional, old-money department stores, Belk features all the same mainstream designers as its big-city brethren. The men's department is particularly strong, with large collections from Calvin Klein, Ralph **** and Perry Ellis; while the women's department seems to be an homage to Liz Claiborne. Belk also has a few private brands that will surprise label seekers with their quality. Housewares feature many of the same designers, with the Tommy Hilfiger label attached to everything from pillows to shower curtains. -- Joe Brennon * i still have wet dreams about macy's though sigh sooo fucking expensive those northerners have the best, most expensive department stores

12-31-2002, 12:28 AM	#13
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	Belk has shed a lot of bulk. Now a relatively svelte 207-store retailer operating in 13 states, the chain was a confederation of 112 separate companies, formed over the past century, before its 1998 reorganization. Belk stores, located in the Southeast and Mid-Atlantic (primarily in the Carolinas and Georgia), offer mid-priced brand-name and private-label apparel, shoes, cosmetics, gifts, and home furnishings. Its stores usually anchor malls or shopping centers in small to medium-sized markets. The Belk family runs the show and owns most of the company, which is the largest privately owned department store chain in the US.

12-31-2002, 12:39 AM	#15
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i've decided i'm gonna try to marry someone from the belk family. well not marry. just have one of their kids and take them to court for child support

12-31-2002, 12:45 AM	#17
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	ohhh my god. belk is actually doing well i think i read that. like most department stores are failing but belk is just yeah. anyways even if the stores don't do so great i'm sure the family is still mucho wealthy

12-31-2002, 12:49 AM	#21
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	yeah gates is married to this cool woman uhhh. the redneck (? whatever mjl) who won hte lottery, he is cool. he is giving his tithing away to charity. 10% like the good book says. yyyep. seriously. he promised like 300,000 dollars to his church and i think that is just his first payment.

12-31-2002, 12:53 AM	#23
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i know but i don't wnat to be a homewrecker :-/

12-31-2002, 01:14 AM	#29
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	I want you to die. Nothing would make me more happy.

12-31-2002, 01:15 AM	#30
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	i wore a gray plaid skirt that i got from sears for 12 dollars on christmas day. i looked so cute