i'm remembering last night in flashes.

[El Savior]

bump on the head. that came from a bottle.

scratches on the stomach. those came from scissors.

i almost cut my toes off.

i didn't make it to the concert. i was too drunk.

i kicked myself in the nuts. i had to prove to someone that i could. and i dropped. hard.

i woke up with scribbled writing all over my harm. i couldn't read it at all.

ahhhh... what else?

[LittleWing]

Does your asshole hurt?

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by El Savior


i kicked myself in the nuts. i had to prove to someone that i could. and i dropped. hard.

I'd like to know how you manage to do this.

[El Savior]

Originally posted by Eulogy


I'd like to know how you manage to do this.

leg up. swing back. heel to the balls. ouch.

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by El Savior


leg up. swing back. heel to the balls. ouch.

impressive.

[El Savior]

Originally posted by Eulogy


impressive.

i also do a bit of knife swallowing.

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by El Savior


i also do a bit of knife swallowing.

You must be a hit at parties

[daydreamer999]

= Best night ever.

[mirrar]

why the scissors to the stomach??

[alexthestampede]

obviously because hes such a cut-up, kicking himself in the nuts

[El Savior]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
why the scissors to the stomach??

not sure...

[souvenir]

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
why the scissors to the stomach??

Originally posted by El Savior

i also do a bit of knife swallowing.