the universal life church of toby

Toby · 12-11-2004, 05:02 PM

post here if you'd like to get married, baptized or have your sins absolved.

blessed be.

Winnipeg_creg · 12-11-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
post here if you'd like to get married, baptized or have your sins absolved.

blessed be.

i would like to penetrate your moist, tight anushole.

obscured01 · 12-11-2004, 05:04 PM

That's kind of creepy.

alexthestampede · 12-11-2004, 05:05 PM

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/catalog/video.html

Winnipeg_creg · 12-11-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by obscured01
That's kind of creepy.

yeah fuck you toby, with all your religious zealotery and whatnot. it makes me uneasy.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Winnipeg_creg

i would like to penetrate your moist, tight anushole.

i've taken a vow of celibacy. Sorry.

Winnipeg_creg · 12-11-2004, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by alexthestampede
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/catalog/video.html

Toby · 12-11-2004, 05:07 PM

God hates sin; He cannot stand to look at its ugliness.

GreenEggsNSpam · 12-11-2004, 05:52 PM

I have no sins, I am perfect.
I'll take you up on the marriage one. Let's get to it baby.

phaedrus · 12-11-2004, 05:53 PM

i'd like my sins absolved, please and thank you.

pale blue eyes · 12-11-2004, 06:00 PM

I am also able to absolve sins but only by appointment and preferably after finals.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by pale blue eyes
I am also able to absolve sins but only by appointment and preferably after finals.

Yeah, I need to get my head back in the books!!! Only 7 more days left until freedom...oh freedom!!

pale blue eyes · 12-11-2004, 06:09 PM

Only a week left, you have no excuse procrastinating. My history book beacons

....God be with you and all that shit.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by pale blue eyes
Only a week left, you have no excuse procrastinating. My history book beacons ....God be with you and all that shit.

Blessed be, sister Erin.

12-11-2004, 06:15 PM

i think i need my sins absolved

Karl Connor · 12-11-2004, 06:40 PM

Toby · 12-11-2004, 06:44 PM

Rockin' Cherub · 12-11-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Randall Sandell

12-11-2004, 06:00 PM	#11
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	I am also able to absolve sins but only by appointment and preferably after finals. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-11-2004, 06:09 PM	#13
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Only a week left, you have no excuse procrastinating. My history book beacons ....God be with you and all that shit. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-11-2004, 06:44 PM	#17
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	haha

12-11-2004, 05:04 PM	#3
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	That's kind of creepy.

12-11-2004, 05:05 PM	#4
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/catalog/video.html

12-11-2004, 05:07 PM	#8
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	God hates sin; He cannot stand to look at its ugliness.

12-11-2004, 05:52 PM	#9
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	I have no sins, I am perfect. I'll take you up on the marriage one. Let's get to it baby.

12-11-2004, 05:53 PM	#10
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	i'd like my sins absolved, please and thank you.

12-11-2004, 06:15 PM	#15
Quagmire Posts: n/a	i think i need my sins absolved