Oh my goodness, we are getting married (again) today!

Sam and Mike · 12-11-2004, 12:31 PM

And the limo hasn't been booked yet and the favors aren't done yet and we're still waiting on one tux, etc.

Oh my goodness!

killer_tomato · 12-11-2004, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam and Mike
tux

http://www.dia.fi.upm.es/~jmbuena/procimdig/tux.jpg

Sam and Mike · 12-11-2004, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam and Mike
And the limo hasn't been booked yet and the favors aren't done yet and we're still waiting on one tux, etc.

Oh my goodness!

And yet I'm sitting here looking at netphoria!

blackfaerie · 12-11-2004, 12:45 PM

hahahaha, have fun kids.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 01:17 PM

gaddrow, when i click my fingers you will be hypnotized and say "i take thee toby" at the altar.

click.

BeautifulLoser · 12-11-2004, 02:36 PM

Good luck. But you don't really need it... it'll all work out fine.

yo soy el mejor · 12-11-2004, 02:40 PM

you're going to have party favours?

Geek USA · 12-11-2004, 02:48 PM

I wasn't invited.

Never Nohen · 12-11-2004, 02:49 PM

Congratulations you guys!

pale blue eyes · 12-11-2004, 02:50 PM

Have fun

Toby · 12-11-2004, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Isle
gaddrow, when i click my fingers you will be hypnotized and say "i take thee toby" at the altar.

click.

uh...:erm

AndySlash · 12-11-2004, 03:02 PM

Oh, joy! I can't wait to hear all about it (again)!

BeautifulLoser · 12-11-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by AndySlash
Oh, joy! I can't wait to hear all about it (again)!

Dude, it'll all be over with after today. You should be happy!!

GuybrushT · 12-11-2004, 03:47 PM

have a honeymoon on the sea but look out for pirates. it is goods if you know how to fire a cannon while tied up by kicking a hot coal on it.

AndySlash · 12-11-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
Dude, it'll all be over with after today. You should be happy!!

The "wedding" may be finally over with, but I've the feeling Netphoria's suffering is still just beginning.

Just wait til they have kids- we'll be subjected to the "Sam, Mike, Billy, Geneveive, and Latoya" username and they'll all get to post what they had for dinner, how Billy takes too long in the bathroom, and that mom and dad were caught having sex in the laundry room and that they have cooties.

I just can't wait.

12-11-2004, 03:58 PM

Now no more humiliating myself in public. I’m no Don Juan; I freeze whenever a good-looking girl smiles at me. I never know what to say. Like most guys I use the Internet for porn. But I found so much more at Easydater. Now I don’t worry about what I say to girls. All the women I’ve met on Easydater do the talking for me. They ask questions, too, like ‘are you married? How big is your cock? Get a measuring tape, I’ll wait.’ I guess the last one isn’t a question, but they say it a lot. My nine and a half inches measure up, making me a meaty fucker. Easydater lets me put my best asset to good use. The first girl I met was Ranie. We met at a motel, and when she opened the door and I saw her for the first time I almost fell in love right there. I couldn’t believe I was there just to fuck her; I was sure we’d fuck; especially after the conversation we’d had on the phone. I came, but I didn’t tell her that. I didn’t want her to think I was a pre-mature ejaculator. I wanted her to want me. Rainie didn’t let me down. I didn’t say much after saying ‘Hi,’ and I didn’t have to. She was ready for the real thing. ‘Hurry up and strip,’ she ordered. ‘Give me your cock,’ she demanded. ‘Lay down so I can suck you.’ She glared at me like I was a moron or something. I decided the best thing I could do in a situation like this was shut up and listen. It worked. She sucked me hard like a black hole, I swear, my cock damn near disappeared down her throat. I thought I’d never get it back. I did though, only long enough to stick it in her tight, wet slit. Then I was all hers, again. Until suddenly, she pushed me back. ‘Get out of here, my husband will be back any second.’ ‘What are you talking about? You’re an Easydater swinger,’ I stammered and my hard cock bounced in the empty air between us. ‘I’m an Easydater cheater, you asshole, and he just went for drinks. Now scoot!’ And I was gone.

Varien · 12-11-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam and Mike

And yet I'm sitting here looking at netphoria!

Somehow in the back of your mind you knew that you would haha.

Congrats again, and good luck

Sammiches · 12-11-2004, 05:08 PM

Trotskilicious · 12-11-2004, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Sean Casey
sorry for not going

damn

12-11-2004, 06:11 PM

my cousin is getting married today. i hate weddings, it's in 2 hours

BeautifulLoser · 12-11-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AndySlash

"Sam, Mike, Billy, Geneveive, and Latoya"

12-11-2004, 12:31 PM	#1
Sam and Mike You are love, you are soul, you are real to me. Location: In each other's hearts Posts: 3,139	Oh my goodness, we are getting married (again) today! And the limo hasn't been booked yet and the favors aren't done yet and we're still waiting on one tux, etc. Oh my goodness!

12-11-2004, 12:45 PM	#4
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	hahahaha, have fun kids. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

12-11-2004, 02:48 PM	#8
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	I wasn't invited. __________________ well.

12-11-2004, 02:50 PM	#10
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Have fun __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-11-2004, 03:47 PM	#14
GuybrushT Pledge Location: Deep in the Caribbean Posts: 135	have a honeymoon on the sea but look out for pirates. it is goods if you know how to fire a cannon while tied up by kicking a hot coal on it. __________________ "That's the second-biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

12-11-2004, 01:17 PM	#5
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	gaddrow, when i click my fingers you will be hypnotized and say "i take thee toby" at the altar. click.

12-11-2004, 02:36 PM	#6
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	Good luck. But you don't really need it... it'll all work out fine.

12-11-2004, 02:40 PM	#7
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	you're going to have party favours?

12-11-2004, 02:49 PM	#9
Never Nohen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Never Never Land Posts: 2,981	Congratulations you guys!

12-11-2004, 03:02 PM	#12
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	Oh, joy! I can't wait to hear all about it (again)!

12-11-2004, 03:58 PM	#16
MrPantyFAce Posts: n/a	congratz Now no more humiliating myself in public. I’m no Don Juan; I freeze whenever a good-looking girl smiles at me. I never know what to say. Like most guys I use the Internet for porn. But I found so much more at Easydater. Now I don’t worry about what I say to girls. All the women I’ve met on Easydater do the talking for me. They ask questions, too, like ‘are you married? How big is your cock? Get a measuring tape, I’ll wait.’ I guess the last one isn’t a question, but they say it a lot. My nine and a half inches measure up, making me a meaty fucker. Easydater lets me put my best asset to good use. The first girl I met was Ranie. We met at a motel, and when she opened the door and I saw her for the first time I almost fell in love right there. I couldn’t believe I was there just to fuck her; I was sure we’d fuck; especially after the conversation we’d had on the phone. I came, but I didn’t tell her that. I didn’t want her to think I was a pre-mature ejaculator. I wanted her to want me. Rainie didn’t let me down. I didn’t say much after saying ‘Hi,’ and I didn’t have to. She was ready for the real thing. ‘Hurry up and strip,’ she ordered. ‘Give me your cock,’ she demanded. ‘Lay down so I can suck you.’ She glared at me like I was a moron or something. I decided the best thing I could do in a situation like this was shut up and listen. It worked. She sucked me hard like a black hole, I swear, my cock damn near disappeared down her throat. I thought I’d never get it back. I did though, only long enough to stick it in her tight, wet slit. Then I was all hers, again. Until suddenly, she pushed me back. ‘Get out of here, my husband will be back any second.’ ‘What are you talking about? You’re an Easydater swinger,’ I stammered and my hard cock bounced in the empty air between us. ‘I’m an Easydater cheater, you asshole, and he just went for drinks. Now scoot!’ And I was gone.

12-11-2004, 05:08 PM	#18
Sammiches Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,232

12-11-2004, 06:11 PM	#20
Quagmire Posts: n/a	my cousin is getting married today. i hate weddings, it's in 2 hours