i had a surreal experience at lunch today.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 03:26 PM

i went out with my family to this Tapas restaurant, and all the staff looked just like netphorians. i'm not kidding. our waiters were toby and kimmy(she even the same piercings), the other waiters i saw were mariner baden and latino Ugly with an afro, and the manager was dude the bagman. i would have laughed, but its much funnier in retrospect.

Geek USA · 12-11-2004, 03:28 PM

once ****** and i saw shaunna, tony (sugarsickess), sehki and ME on the train.

man i know there was more.. we see netphorians all the time, we saw calum hanging out with black people once.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 03:30 PM

interesting! i think i'm missing someone actually

oh yeah the chef, who did he look like....

Toby · 12-11-2004, 03:37 PM

thanks for the shit tip, asshole.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
thanks for the shit tip, asshole.

YOU FORGOT THE WATER, CUNTBRAIN!!

Toby · 12-11-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Isle

YOU FORGOT THE WATER, CUNTBRAIN!!

Sorry, it's hard to be in 2 places at once.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
Sorry, it's hard to be in 2 places at once.

quite alright.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 03:41 PM

I do find it hard to believe that anyone can look like me. I'm a unique person.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 03:42 PM

talk to the chino

12-11-2004, 03:44 PM

once agian showing how your life revolves around this board. btw i had even more surreal experience today

Discrete Redhead

I’ve had sex with a lot of women and I got to tell you that in my experience nothing beats a redhead. There’s something about them that’s just like putting a match to fire when it comes to sex. They get me soo excited and they can be soo naughty that if I could have my way I’d date nothing but reds from now on. The only problem is it’s hard to find a lot of them, and even the EasyDater dating service that I use for meeting women for casual sex only has about 5 redheads in my area. Maybe it’s because they’re rare that I find them soo exciting. The most memorable encounter I had was when this one redhead housewife actually replied to my ad on EasyDater. Since she was a red I was willing to spend a few dollars on a nice room and we met at a theme hotel. She was in her mid-thirties but she still had a killer body. I was drooling from the moment I saw her. She didn’t want to talk much, something I LOVE in a woman, and we were all over each other the moment the door to the room closed. This babe was soo hot I didn’t even make it to the bed with her. She sucked me and rode me right there on a bench by the door. I ended up blowing my load deep inside of her pussy and I just kept fucking her. She was soo hot I didn’t loose my erection, and after another 20 mins of sex I was ready to cum again. This time I blew my second load all over her face, watching her eagerly lick up every last drop. We spent the afternoon together, fucking a couple more times before she had to go. Seems she had to pick her kids up at school and she almost was late she spent soo much time with me. Imagine what her husband would think if he know what she did with me that afternoon!

Toby · 12-11-2004, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
talk to the chino

I just don't see it, guys.

the · 12-11-2004, 03:50 PM

damn i only get to see calums, kristins and girls that look like the canadian girls

Varien · 12-11-2004, 04:02 PM

Toby always serves me slices of pizza at Deluxe Pizzeria by thalus' house

GuybrushT · 12-11-2004, 04:11 PM

Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin´ out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.

Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin´!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing´...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Varien
Toby always serves me slices of pizza at Deluxe Pizzeria by thalus' house

DO YOU CALL HIM TOBY!?!

Axis of Action · 12-11-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I do find it hard to believe that anyone can look like me. I'm a unique person.

After seeing myself in 14-year-old form, I'll believe I'm in fact a very copyable person. Just ask Mirror_Untrue. I look like Ryan Cock or something. Point is, I look like one of her friends. Why do I look like so many people. God.

Mariner · 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Isle
i went out with my family to this Tapas restaurant, and all the staff looked just like netphorians. i'm not kidding. our waiters were toby and kimmy(she even the same piercings), the other waiters i saw were mariner baden and latino Ugly with an afro, and the manager was dude the bagman. i would have laughed, but its much funnier in retrospect.

FYI: toby and kimmy used to go out. now that's the cause of a lot of work drama. latino ugly with an afro rakes in so many tips from the ladies. the rest of the waitstaff includes a japanese guy that reminds everyone of glasgowcraig, this guy that looks like you, Isle, (boy would that have been wierd if he was working when you came in), and an indie-hippie Hyperbole. dude the bagman is the coolest manager ever. in the back we've got the white version of mxzombie and a guy that looks like jesse with a beard cooking up the food, and geo and yo soy el mejor washing dishes. a bodybuilder who looks eerily like sehki is in charge of catering, and his underlings include a nude, reclining, black 3marlon3brando (a big hit at baby showers), twins that look like deadswan, and a gothy pink-ribbon-scars clone. jczeroman and his wife (a scottish version of so very sad about me) own/run the place. oh, and andyslash is the delivery boy.

obscured01 · 12-11-2004, 04:35 PM

I see Toby every other day or so next to the Math building at school.

Toby · 12-11-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by obscured01
I see Toby every other day or so next to the Math building at school.

What am I doing out there?!

obscured01 · 12-11-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
What am I doing out there?!

Smoking a cigerette, or talking on your cell phone.

Isle · 12-11-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Mariner

FYI: toby and kimmy used to go out. now that's the cause of a lot of work drama. latino ugly with an afro rakes in so many tips from the ladies. the rest of the waitstaff includes a japanese guy that reminds everyone of glasgowcraig, this guy that looks like you, Isle, (boy would that have been wierd if he was working when you came in), and an indie-hippie Hyperbole. dude the bagman is the coolest manager ever. in the back we've got the white version of mxzombie and a guy that looks like jesse with a beard cooking up the food, and geo and yo soy el mejor washing dishes. a bodybuilder who looks eerily like sehki is in charge of catering, and his underlings include a nude, reclining, black 3marlon3brando (a big hit at baby showers), twins that look like deadswan, and a gothy pink-ribbon-scars clone. jczeroman and his wife (a scottish version of so very sad about me) own/run the place.

i'm totally coming back, dude. it's like my home.

Mariner · 12-11-2004, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
What am I doing out there?!

probably busking deftones songs

Toby · 12-11-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mariner

geo and yo soy el mejor washing dishes.

racist!

Mariner · 12-11-2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
racist!

GuybrushT · 12-11-2004, 04:44 PM

Sammiches · 12-11-2004, 05:13 PM

I saw relaxor! at the bus stop yesterday

alexthestampede · 12-11-2004, 05:14 PM

ive probably seen keebs in the crowd without realizing it

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

12-11-2004, 03:26 PM	#1
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	i had a surreal experience at lunch today. i went out with my family to this Tapas restaurant, and all the staff looked just like netphorians. i'm not kidding. our waiters were toby and kimmy(she even the same piercings), the other waiters i saw were mariner baden and latino Ugly with an afro, and the manager was dude the bagman. i would have laughed, but its much funnier in retrospect.

12-11-2004, 03:28 PM	#2
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	once ****** and i saw shaunna, tony (sugarsickess), sehki and ME on the train. man i know there was more.. we see netphorians all the time, we saw calum hanging out with black people once. __________________ well.

12-11-2004, 04:11 PM	#14
GuybrushT Pledge Location: Deep in the Caribbean Posts: 135	Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates! Edward: A sailin´ out to sea. Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee! Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous. Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers! Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at! Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear plugs! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't. Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin´! Edward: If ya disrespect our singing´... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming. Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures. All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you... Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now. __________________ "That's the second-biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

12-11-2004, 03:30 PM	#3
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	interesting! i think i'm missing someone actually oh yeah the chef, who did he look like....

12-11-2004, 03:37 PM	#4
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	thanks for the shit tip, asshole.

12-11-2004, 03:41 PM	#8
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I do find it hard to believe that anyone can look like me. I'm a unique person.

12-11-2004, 03:42 PM	#9
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	talk to the chino

12-11-2004, 03:44 PM	#10
MrPantyFAce Posts: n/a	once agian showing how your life revolves around this board. btw i had even more surreal experience today Discrete Redhead I’ve had sex with a lot of women and I got to tell you that in my experience nothing beats a redhead. There’s something about them that’s just like putting a match to fire when it comes to sex. They get me soo excited and they can be soo naughty that if I could have my way I’d date nothing but reds from now on. The only problem is it’s hard to find a lot of them, and even the EasyDater dating service that I use for meeting women for casual sex only has about 5 redheads in my area. Maybe it’s because they’re rare that I find them soo exciting. The most memorable encounter I had was when this one redhead housewife actually replied to my ad on EasyDater. Since she was a red I was willing to spend a few dollars on a nice room and we met at a theme hotel. She was in her mid-thirties but she still had a killer body. I was drooling from the moment I saw her. She didn’t want to talk much, something I LOVE in a woman, and we were all over each other the moment the door to the room closed. This babe was soo hot I didn’t even make it to the bed with her. She sucked me and rode me right there on a bench by the door. I ended up blowing my load deep inside of her pussy and I just kept fucking her. She was soo hot I didn’t loose my erection, and after another 20 mins of sex I was ready to cum again. This time I blew my second load all over her face, watching her eagerly lick up every last drop. We spent the afternoon together, fucking a couple more times before she had to go. Seems she had to pick her kids up at school and she almost was late she spent soo much time with me. Imagine what her husband would think if he know what she did with me that afternoon!

12-11-2004, 03:50 PM	#12
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	damn i only get to see calums, kristins and girls that look like the canadian girls

12-11-2004, 04:02 PM	#13
Varien Minion of Satan Posts: 7,230	Toby always serves me slices of pizza at Deluxe Pizzeria by thalus' house

12-11-2004, 04:35 PM	#18
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	I see Toby every other day or so next to the Math building at school.

12-11-2004, 04:44 PM	#25
GuybrushT Pledge Location: Deep in the Caribbean Posts: 135

12-11-2004, 05:13 PM	#26
Sammiches Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,232	I saw relaxor! at the bus stop yesterday

12-11-2004, 05:14 PM	#27
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	ive probably seen keebs in the crowd without realizing it The apparition of these faces in the crowd; Petals on a wet, black bough.