ATTN: ndugu

pastor craig · 12-11-2004, 02:09 PM

Wan monee? Give me your address and I'll have my church adopt you.

ndugu · 12-11-2004, 02:11 PM

....

u giv to ndugu, ndugu show you giraffe

killer_tomato · 12-11-2004, 02:11 PM

careful he's trying to convert you to christianity.

pastor craig · 12-11-2004, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ndugu
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u giv to ndugu, ndugu show you giraffe

It's a deal. Where can we mail you?

ndugu · 12-11-2004, 02:12 PM

wat dat?

pastor craig · 12-11-2004, 02:13 PM

How do we send you things like monee and food and bibles? Where should we send it to? Where is your village/hut?

ndugu · 12-11-2004, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pastor craig
How do we send you things like monee and food and bibles? Where should we send it to? Where is your village/hut?

u send to:

hut ndugu
umglak road
penhalonga town
botwana
afrca
....

pastor craig · 12-11-2004, 02:25 PM

Wonderful! I'll bring this to the congregation tomorrow morning!

12-11-2004, 02:47 PM

Hot Tub Hottie

When I got a job maintaining hot tubs, Jacuzzis and pools. I figured it would be peaceful because most people don’t hang around during the day, and all the tubs I service are outside and easy for me to access. But sometimes kids are there and they hang around and watch, asking all kinds of questions. Other times it’s a horny housewife, usually just wanting to flaunt what you can’t have in front of you while you work. Just taking up time, but hey, why not take in the scenery, especially if it’s being flashed right into your face! That’s what happened when I showed up at a new address on my route. It was a hot tub, something about the jets. I parked, grabbed my gear and headed around the back of the house. There, off to the side in a gazebo, was the hot tub. Some of these houses have awesome setups, and this was definitely one of them. I opened the door and stepped inside, and collided with a yellow bikini covered butt. Right in the face. She squealed and jumped around, almost head-banging me in the process. Then she apologized for being such a klutz! I couldn’t believe it; here was a super sexy blond beach babe in a teeny yellow bikini, like she just stepped out of a magazine. I could barely concentrate as she described how her gold chain had got caught in the drain, and she didn’t want to use the tub until she got it out. It didn’t take me long to retrieve it, and she was filling the tub with water in no time. Then she got frisky and started playing with the hose. And she promised me she could play with my hose much better. How could I deny her? We went at it like sex-starved maniacs, licking and sucking and biting and fingering and fucking every which way we could. She drained my pipe and greedily sucked up the last of it in her perky little mouth. When I left I checked her number on the call sheet, and the name. Everything’s paid for in advance these days by credit card, so the only information I get is the name, address, and problem. I don’t have to collect any money. So I see her name, not a guys. Sounds familiar, then it clicks; the web site I’ve been surfing! Hot chicks who want fun times! I’ll check tonight.

12-11-2004, 02:09 PM	#1
pastor craig Pledge Location: THE RIGHT HAND OF AN ANGRY GOD Posts: 121	ATTN: ndugu Wan monee? Give me your address and I'll have my church adopt you.

12-11-2004, 02:11 PM	#2
ndugu Demi-God Location: chruch in botwana Posts: 369	.... u giv to ndugu, ndugu show you giraffe

12-11-2004, 02:11 PM	#3
killer_tomato Apocalyptic Poster Location: london Posts: 4,949	careful he's trying to convert you to christianity.

12-11-2004, 02:12 PM	#5
ndugu Demi-God Location: chruch in botwana Posts: 369	wat dat?

12-11-2004, 02:13 PM	#6
pastor craig Pledge Location: THE RIGHT HAND OF AN ANGRY GOD Posts: 121	How do we send you things like monee and food and bibles? Where should we send it to? Where is your village/hut?

12-11-2004, 02:25 PM	#8
pastor craig Pledge Location: THE RIGHT HAND OF AN ANGRY GOD Posts: 121	Wonderful! I'll bring this to the congregation tomorrow morning!

12-11-2004, 02:47 PM	#9
MrPantyFAce Posts: n/a	Hot Tub Hottie When I got a job maintaining hot tubs, Jacuzzis and pools. I figured it would be peaceful because most people don’t hang around during the day, and all the tubs I service are outside and easy for me to access. But sometimes kids are there and they hang around and watch, asking all kinds of questions. Other times it’s a horny housewife, usually just wanting to flaunt what you can’t have in front of you while you work. Just taking up time, but hey, why not take in the scenery, especially if it’s being flashed right into your face! That’s what happened when I showed up at a new address on my route. It was a hot tub, something about the jets. I parked, grabbed my gear and headed around the back of the house. There, off to the side in a gazebo, was the hot tub. Some of these houses have awesome setups, and this was definitely one of them. I opened the door and stepped inside, and collided with a yellow bikini covered butt. Right in the face. She squealed and jumped around, almost head-banging me in the process. Then she apologized for being such a klutz! I couldn’t believe it; here was a super sexy blond beach babe in a teeny yellow bikini, like she just stepped out of a magazine. I could barely concentrate as she described how her gold chain had got caught in the drain, and she didn’t want to use the tub until she got it out. It didn’t take me long to retrieve it, and she was filling the tub with water in no time. Then she got frisky and started playing with the hose. And she promised me she could play with my hose much better. How could I deny her? We went at it like sex-starved maniacs, licking and sucking and biting and fingering and fucking every which way we could. She drained my pipe and greedily sucked up the last of it in her perky little mouth. When I left I checked her number on the call sheet, and the name. Everything’s paid for in advance these days by credit card, so the only information I get is the name, address, and problem. I don’t have to collect any money. So I see her name, not a guys. Sounds familiar, then it clicks; the web site I’ve been surfing! Hot chicks who want fun times! I’ll check tonight.