hahhaha i almost died

the · 12-10-2004, 06:57 PM

so there was a massive gas leak in my building (it was midnight when i came home and noticed) and i told my mom about it. she freaked out and called the police and the gas people.

LOL
the police came right away but my mom had to call and threathen the gas people that THE POLICE IS HERE!!!
so they came in about 40 minutes and for 20 minutes they tried to convince my mom that the smell comes from the cellar. IT'S A DEAD RAT MAM. OR CABBAGE.

ahahhaha. and then the police forced them to spray that stuff to see how much gas is leaking and they did and the whole building a giant bag of gas.

if my dad would've walked in smoking, we would have gone boom.

man.

the · 12-10-2004, 06:58 PM

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Isle · 12-10-2004, 06:59 PM

(_l_)!

i'm glad you're ok.

alexthestampede · 12-10-2004, 07:00 PM

honestly if i had found that out i would have been tempted to just light a match

gpub · 12-10-2004, 07:00 PM

the gas people couln't small the gas

the · 12-10-2004, 07:00 PM

WHAT A FU

WHAT
WUT
WHAT

HAH

i'm gonna ask for monee

the · 12-10-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by gpub
the gas people couln't small the gas

yeah LOL they were walking from side to side sniffing the air like dogs until the cop told him to USE THE SPRAY!

the · 12-10-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by alexthestampede

honestly if i had found that out i would have been tempted to just light a match

hehe my brother lit up a cigarette and my mom kicked him

the · 12-10-2004, 07:02 PM

he was inside our apartment tho.

Isle · 12-10-2004, 07:07 PM

must've been your explosive personality

SuckSuckStyle · 12-10-2004, 07:08 PM

thats scary. one of those 'what ifs'

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-10-2004, 07:09 PM

wow thats scary ana. if your brother lit a match and nothing happened, i dont understand how there was a gas leak. anyways me and amna thought we pissed you off or something. thats good that yore ok and not mad

the · 12-10-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
wow thats scary ana. if your brother lit a match and nothing happened, i dont understand how there was a gas leak. anyways me and amna thought we pissed you off or something. thats good that yore ok and not mad

i live on the 4rd level
the leak was on the 1st level (stairhouse)
the windows on my floor were opened

my brother was inside the apartment.

mad mamushka

the · 12-10-2004, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
thats scary. one of those 'what ifs'

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DREI VIER GRENADIER
FUNF SECHS bLA BLEH BLEX
SIEBEN ACHT
GUTE NACHT

the · 12-10-2004, 07:16 PM

actually it's pretty sad in a way.

the gas people should do periodical check ups, but they don't. man... who knows what might've happened.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-10-2004, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the
actually it's pretty sad in a way.

the gas people should do periodical check ups, but they don't. man... who knows what might've happened.

yeah man, thats pretty sad. what if somethign happened toy ou? i dont even want to think about it

. im glad ur ok bobo

the · 12-10-2004, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

yeah man, thats pretty sad. what if somethign happened toy ou? i dont even want to think about it . im glad ur ok bobo

i'm not bobo

bobo won the cotton fight last night tho.

where are you, siraj?

Firmament · 12-10-2004, 10:16 PM

In a momentary lapse of reason I set my hair on fire two days ago. I was just standing over the bearou looking into the mirror. I keep my insence/candles/lighter/matches ontop of my chess set, and without thinking I just enflamed the lighter and put it to my hair. My hair went PSSSSSHHHHT! and that was that. It lasted all of 0.5 seconds but in that moment about all of this passed through my head ("what the fuck are you doing you set your hair on fire fuck I hope it goes out what if mom comes home to my ashen corpse that would suck")

If it's of any comfort, in an parallel universe your family is dead and I'm in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

alexthestampede · 12-10-2004, 10:58 PM

BEAROU
http://www.toddblackwell.com/cycle_m..._soft_edge.jpg

real politik · 12-10-2004, 11:24 PM

I wish you had.

12-10-2004, 06:57 PM	#1
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	hahhaha i almost died so there was a massive gas leak in my building (it was midnight when i came home and noticed) and i told my mom about it. she freaked out and called the police and the gas people. LOL the police came right away but my mom had to call and threathen the gas people that THE POLICE IS HERE!!! so they came in about 40 minutes and for 20 minutes they tried to convince my mom that the smell comes from the cellar. IT'S A DEAD RAT MAM. OR CABBAGE. ahahhaha. and then the police forced them to spray that stuff to see how much gas is leaking and they did and the whole building a giant bag of gas. if my dad would've walked in smoking, we would have gone boom. man.

12-10-2004, 06:58 PM	#2
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	siraj (_\|_)

12-10-2004, 07:00 PM	#5
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12-10-2004, 10:16 PM	#18
Firmament Demi-God Location: Bottom of the Rabbit Hole Posts: 421	In a momentary lapse of reason I set my hair on fire two days ago. I was just standing over the bearou looking into the mirror. I keep my insence/candles/lighter/matches ontop of my chess set, and without thinking I just enflamed the lighter and put it to my hair. My hair went PSSSSSHHHHT! and that was that. It lasted all of 0.5 seconds but in that moment about all of this passed through my head ("what the fuck are you doing you set your hair on fire fuck I hope it goes out what if mom comes home to my ashen corpse that would suck") If it's of any comfort, in an parallel universe your family is dead and I'm in the hospital with 3rd degree burns. __________________ The secret ingredient is but a child's cough syrup!

12-10-2004, 06:59 PM	#3
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	(_l_)! i'm glad you're ok.

12-10-2004, 07:00 PM	#4
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	honestly if i had found that out i would have been tempted to just light a match

12-10-2004, 07:02 PM	#9
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	he was inside our apartment tho.

12-10-2004, 07:07 PM	#10
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	must've been your explosive personality

12-10-2004, 07:08 PM	#11
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	thats scary. one of those 'what ifs'

12-10-2004, 07:09 PM	#12
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	wow thats scary ana. if your brother lit a match and nothing happened, i dont understand how there was a gas leak. anyways me and amna thought we pissed you off or something. thats good that yore ok and not mad

12-10-2004, 07:16 PM	#15
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	actually it's pretty sad in a way. the gas people should do periodical check ups, but they don't. man... who knows what might've happened.

12-10-2004, 10:58 PM	#19
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	BEAROU http://www.toddblackwell.com/cycle_m..._soft_edge.jpg

12-10-2004, 11:24 PM	#20
real politik Pledge Location: Where no cars go Posts: 243	I wish you had.