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Old 12-09-2004, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default anyone ever think about masterbating?

i heard about some guy who tried in my school. can you believe it? i never thought that could happen here. i'll only admit this on the internet, but i thought about trying it last night. i got grossed out though, thank god.

 
Old 12-09-2004, 04:46 PM   #2
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Masturbating is for losers.
Why don't they just go out and fuck women if they want to get off?

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 04:46 PM   #3
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i've thought about it but it's not for me

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:02 PM   #4
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:04 PM   #5
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i heard it gives you hairy palms.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:13 PM   #6
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i was starting to question the type of people who posted on netphoria after the whole stefanie think (give me a pm, baby). its good to see you all arent sicko's

 
Old 12-09-2004, 05:15 PM   #7
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Masturbating is for losers.
Why don't they just go out and fuck women if they want to get off?
cut the guy some slack, he's talking about masterbating!

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:15 PM   #8
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what's masterbating?

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:16 PM   #9
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cut the guy some slack, he's talking about masterbating!
ahaaaa.....

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:16 PM   #10
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what's masterbating?
sounds interesting, that's for sure

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:16 PM   #11
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i thought about it. then i did it.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:17 PM   #12
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i thought about it. then i did it.
tell us about your masterbation

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:17 PM   #13
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I HEARD IF YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE MASTURBATING, YOUR HAND GROWS TO FREAKISH PROPORTIONS AND WILL COVER YOUR ENTIRE FACE

































*WHAP*

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:18 PM   #14
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tell us about your masterbation
i was tired of masturbation, so i tried masterbation. no difference tho, just more stupid.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:20 PM   #15
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i was tired of masturbation, so i tried masterbation. no difference tho, just more stupid.
how boring.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:21 PM   #16
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what mr panty face needs is a good wank.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:24 PM   #17
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i'm thinking about masterbating RIGHT NOW

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:26 PM   #18
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i'm thinking about masterbating RIGHT NOW
YUO R SICK!!1

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:26 PM   #19
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girls can masterbate. girls ever freeze a piece of shit any use as a dildo? thats how girls masterbate.

 
Old 12-09-2004, 08:25 PM   #20
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girls can masterbate. girls ever freeze a piece of shit any use as a dildo? thats how girls masterbate.
i would have to say youve captured the essence of salad fingers fairly well

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:27 PM   #21
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girls can masterbate. girls ever freeze a piece of shit any use as a dildo? thats how girls masterbate.

i don't do it. ever. i love telling a guy that and watching him freak out and not believe me.

 
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Old 12-09-2004, 08:35 PM   #22
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i don't think about masturbating
i think about sex, then if it is unavailable at the moment, i masturbate

 
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Old 12-10-2004, 01:47 AM   #23
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as noted in my other post i could have got som,e opussy tronight. didnt want it though. long term goals and whatnot. since the the short term pussy was aquestionabler i thought about thawing oput the fish and using it as a cindom. anyone know any better emergencty pertection from dirty ho's?

 
Old 12-10-2004, 02:24 AM   #24
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every time you touch yourself god kills a kitten.

 
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:25 AM   #25
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