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i heard about some guy who tried in my school. can you believe it? i never thought that could happen here. i'll only admit this on the internet, but i thought about trying it last night. i got grossed out though, thank god.
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GreenStarsNSpam
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Masturbating is for losers.
Why don't they just go out and fuck women if they want to get off? |
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let's see your penis!
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i've thought about it but it's not for me
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Minion of Satan
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i heard it gives you hairy palms.
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i was starting to question the type of people who posted on netphoria after the whole stefanie think (give me a pm, baby). its good to see you all arent sicko's
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Minion of Satan
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Immortal
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what's masterbating?
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Immortal
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Minion of Satan
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Braindead
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i thought about it. then i did it.
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Minion of Satan
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Banned
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I HEARD IF YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE MASTURBATING, YOUR HAND GROWS TO FREAKISH PROPORTIONS AND WILL COVER YOUR ENTIRE FACE
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Braindead
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Minion of Satan
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Braindead
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what mr panty face needs is a good wank.
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Minion of Satan
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i'm thinking about masterbating RIGHT NOW
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Braindead
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girls can masterbate. girls ever freeze a piece of shit any use as a dildo? thats how girls masterbate.
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Banned
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Braindead
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![]() i don't do it. ever. i love telling a guy that and watching him freak out and not believe me. |
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Netflix Me
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i don't think about masturbating
i think about sex, then if it is unavailable at the moment, i masturbate |
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as noted in my other post i could have got som,e opussy tronight. didnt want it though. long term goals and whatnot. since the the short term pussy was aquestionabler i thought about thawing oput the fish and using it as a cindom. anyone know any better emergencty pertection from dirty ho's?
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Minion of Satan
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every time you touch yourself god kills a kitten.
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ADMlNISTRATOR
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:chuckle:
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