Battle of the LJs

[Liquid-J]

Live Journal vs. Liquid-J. who is better?

[meow]

liquid, of course

[LittleWing]

When I see LJ I always think of you, man.

[Liquid-J]

Originally posted by LittleWing
When I see LJ I always think of you, man.

aw, thanks!

when i see your avatar, i always think of stefanie!!!

[killer_tomato]

i gave you my vote jesse even though you like westsideyouth, but only because live journal is one of the worst things ever to happen to the internet.

[LittleWing]

Originally posted by Liquid-J


aw, thanks!

when i see your avatar, i always think of stefanie!!!

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/1489/stef28fj.jpg

[Liquid-J]

Originally posted by LittleWing

http://img66.exs.cx/img66/1489/stef28fj.jpg

!!!

[GreenEggsNSpam]

LiquidJ of course. The other is for whiney little fuckbags who like to talk about friends behind their back, and tell his internet friends what we all do and how mean we are to him.

[Liquid-J]

oh man, someone vote for for Live Journal! i didn't mean this to be a fishing for compliments thread, someone give props to Live Journal or bash me!

[3Marlon3Brando]

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[meow]

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
LiquidJ of course. The other is for whiney little fuckbags who like to talk about friends behind their back, and tell his internet friends what we all do and how mean we are to him.

ahem

his or her

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by Liquid-J
oh man, someone vote for for Live Journal! i didn't mean this to be a fishing for compliments thread, someone give props to Live Journal or bash me!

You sir, are ill.

[3Marlon3Brando]

Liquuid J: are you a bee?
Skeet Ulrich Pie: i wish
Liquuid J: bzzzzzzzzz
Skeet Ulrich Pie: totally

[relaxor!]

Youth! There’s a new type of flavored liquor/influx of Ritalin on the loose! Go check it out.
Hello adults, I’m glad to have you here alone. For those of you hearing this bulletin that are over 25, you need to be brought up to speed on what you’re facing. Sit down.
There is a killer virus infecting the youth of today. Please, lock up your elementary-school children and chinaware, get in all the unprotected sex you can, and slam your car into pedestrians! The internet blog fad has been reported in your area. The first sign of infection is the sight of dribbling, uninspired, listless real life conversations between kids due to their juicy, back stabbing anonymous secret-telling. You’ve seen it before. The open-book zombie friends that sit together at coffee shops or drive silently together through the streets.
“Why does this happen?”
“How can I avoid this plague?”
Well, impossible as it might sound, you must get them to try not to read the wild drunken sexcapades of their closest friends, because when they know their deepest wishes and thoughts, trivial ‘friendship talk’ seems pretty flat.
In the simplest terms, your adolescence was not spent playing a relentless game of emotional hide and seek wherein you conceal your most repulsive secrets under the sofa, or in a closet but know that part of the fun is that eventually you will be found. And when you do! Oh the delight! This is what youngsters are doing at the computer all day, every day.
The real danger emerges when a youth engages in such a game but for whatever reason expects not to be found. Oh they’ll make sure to cautiously leave a flirtatious, weensy-beensy trail sticking out from under the carpet in the form of a link to their inner most lives. The older generations know that for anything to be truly hidden they must blockade and barricade the entrance in their mind with as much razor wire as possible, but not you sons or daughters! Instead of flying their crushes and cocaine-bragging deep into the Congo disguised as a flicket of tree-bark, they bring the package over to their friend’s house and with a flip of the wrist deposit it onto the kitchen counter, saying with a saddened, tear streaked face, ‘Please don’t go snooping around, if anyone found this I would just die!’.
“Fine,” you might say. “it sounds like those stupid kids should just do what they want. Besides, maybe they keep the really bad stuff to themselves”
Well, if that’s the okay stuff, it certainly is more bad photography and angtsy than my mind can wrap around.
“Man, you’re right! My god! Who invented this thing?”
Researchers believe it was invented by Chinese Nationalist Wu Heg-Pauchioux. During the Civil War he kept a diary of his battle-tormented mind, all details of his murdered mother and family recorded. Highly personal, it was to be his only friend during those cruel years. At War’s end, he was hastily retreating to Taiwan when, in a controversial move, he purposely dropped the journal, the last entry reading ‘Hey, making response funny, send to over Taiwan, we chat lotus moon cloud blog!’ [TRANSLATED]. Lo and behold, three days later, across the straight floated his secrets, attached to which was a sticky note reading, ‘Hey, good craft tale lol fag’ [TRANSLATED].
Word of this spread to all of eastern Asia and was duplicated constantly between warring peoples. Years later, in the wave of Japanese culture that crash landed on North America in the mid-nineties came an unknown vial of wretched substance that was as it turned out tailor-made to destroy the world’s most weak minded and self centered civilization: American Teenagers. Soon every minute thought or problem or complaint was warrant enough to be floated ‘across the Taiwanese Straight’ to enemies, tales witty and full of enough posed pictures to be held alongside the struggles of Mao Tse Tung, Ho Chi Min and Kim il-sung.
“That’s terrible! I think I’m going to vomit everywhere! Is there anything I can do?”
Sadly, there seems to be little anyone can do. There’s one available option however. This is for those adults or concerned parents who would rather not have the leaders of tomorrow turn into dreary, lackluster zombies.
“Great!”
Tell me about it. It’s rather cockeyed though, so listen closely: we need to make internet blogs of our own.
“No, then we’ll be just as terrible as them!”
You might think so, but there’s hope in this plan. If adults spend all day writing terribly boring things to their friends and ignoring and being rude to everyone who dares stop them from being online, the world of the youth will shut down. Their parental-bought computer will be occupied by you so they’ll try at first to go to the library, or a wireless café. But they’ll find you cold and rude and shrill when they want a shoulder a cry on after they purposely read that the girl at the pizza place has a sixty your old boyfriend and isn’t into the same kind of music they are. Your children will have no option but to come to the bargaining table. Ignoring them will crumble their whole infrastructure. Also, remember to flaunt in their faces that because you found out your best friend thinks you suck, you’re terribly melancholy, and that although your avoidable actions are the cause of it, remember to constantly up the ante on how much you are the victim. Parents, find what works best for you in this area, have fun with it.
“So wait, if I’m just as much of an ungrateful pissant as they are it’ll turn them around?”
Hmm? Oh yeah, yes. Exactly.
“Geez, I’m glad you alerted us to all this.”
Yes, you’re welcome. Good night to all of you.
Excuse me! One last thing. If you’re afraid that disconnecting them from their friend’s explicit secrets will kill them, try weasling some antidepressants into their mouths. They’re usually pretty pleased with the bragging rights available from taking dazzling amounts of such drugs, so it shouldn’t be too hard. Just remember, if you can’t get them to quit, the longer they stay online and read terrible things said about them by their friends the more you’ll have to pump those hormonal Hydrogen Bombs into them. If it comes to that, try to keep a good equilibrium.
All right, good night!

[GlasgowKiss]

i voted spa ced. Cos im drunk, tired and he is pretty.

[relaxor!]

In other words, Liquidman by a landslide.

[spa ced]

Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
i voted spa ced. Cos im drunk, tired and he is pretty.

[pyramidsonmars]

Congrats on the win lol

[alexthestampede]

when i saw the thread title i thought it was going to be about some livejournal flamewar. i see no flamewar and im severely disappointed