Who's the greatest (poet)?

eyesbomb · 12-29-2002, 11:11 AM

Let's see what the annoyed yankee kids think about it

let's see if there's someone left in this world who really cares for poetry at all..
well, not that this is gonna get popoular, I'll 'bump' it anyway

p.s.
I didn't ******* the real greatest poet of all times, 'cause he could have won too easily.
and it's above them all by far, anyway

sawdust restaurants · 12-29-2002, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb
p.s.
I didn't ******* the real greatest poet of all times, 'cause he could have won too easily.
and it's above them all by far, anyway

Yeah, Spenser would have cleaned house.

eyesbomb · 12-29-2002, 01:39 PM

not correct

wangcomputers · 12-29-2002, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
whoever wrote the man from nantucket

well, let's just say the stories about him have been greatly exaggerated.

sawdust restaurants · 12-29-2002, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb
not correct

You realize I was kidding ...

eyesbomb · 12-29-2002, 02:04 PM

of course not

sawdust restaurants · 12-29-2002, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Delta
i said eliot, but only because keats and tennyson werent options

Yeah. What's up with leaving off all of the British Romantics and Realists? I'd have voted for William Blake (one of my absolute favorites) or Wordsworth, perhaps, over Eliot.

eyesbomb · 12-29-2002, 02:58 PM

John Keats.

on my recent trip to scandinavia I've been reading his letters, and I got so close to him, I could get a lot from the reading

a wonderful poet, indeed, but not one of the very greatest
You gotta understand that rankings are stupid, I made this just to get an idea for your tastes, nothing more
Keats was a brilliant one, but Dante was ..
he just was on another level, let's say

beef curtains · 12-29-2002, 03:15 PM

jenn · 12-29-2002, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by eyesbomb
John Keats.

my friend made me read that along with a bunch of his byron stuff... *votes with eyesbomb*

Chewbacca · 12-29-2002, 03:34 PM

Marco

beef curtains · 12-29-2002, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by Chewbacca
Marco

Polo!

AndySlash · 12-29-2002, 04:26 PM

Hello?! Shel Silverstein anyone?

Ed · 12-29-2002, 05:06 PM

Avril Lavigne

Samsa · 12-29-2002, 07:06 PM

where's jewel????

Mood ring · 12:40 AM

listen to this story that im about to tell. it could save your life someday, maybe keep you from hell. its a miracle thats for, secret telling i shall. a mystery of adore, you can also be...

Shattered · 12-30-2002, 01:39 AM

Emily Dickinson..although I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to say with her poems sometimes..but they sure do sound purtee..

coffee spoons · 12-30-2002, 02:13 AM

how bout dylan "i just drank 18 shots of whisky. Is that a record?" thomas.

Irrelevant · 12-30-2002, 02:20 AM

Emily Dickinson and William Blake.

i'm not hip and i don't much care for poetry.

Irrelevant · 12-30-2002, 02:23 AM

oh, and Milton is pretty cool.

silvergeek · 12-30-2002, 02:25 AM

glaring omissions:

Wordsworth
Blake
Keats
Yeats
Basho
Poe
Shakespeare
Ezra Pound
William Carlos Williams
Wallace Stevens
Li Po
Neruda
James Tate
Ashberry
Elizabeth Bishop
Marianne Moore
Ginsberg
Corso
Whitman
Robert Frost
Sandburg
AE Housman
Emily Dickinson
Anne Sexton
Gertrude Stein
DH Lawrence
HD
Hart Crane
Allen Tate
Stanley Kunitz
Phillip Larkin
William Stafford
Dylan Thomas
Randall Jarrell
Muriel Rukeyser
Robert Lowell
Ferlinghetti
James Dickey
Maxine Kumin
James Merrill
AR Ammons
Galway Kinnell
Frank O'Hara
WS Merwin
Robert Hass
Adrienne Rich
Ted Hughes
Derek Walcott
Seamus Heaney
Robert Pinsky
Rita Dove
Mark Strand
Sylvia Plath
Rainer Maria Rilke

and many many more

DeadSwan · 12-30-2002, 09:39 AM

my favorites:

rimbaud
baudelaire
dylan thomas
william carlos williams
anne sexton
denise levertov
sylvia plath
victor hugo
georges bataille (!)
pablo neruda
ezra pound
e e cummings

Mason R Butler · 12-30-2002, 09:47 AM

You forgot the classic poem "I Stuck Her With My Wang" by Joe Bruce.

Yeah, what's up, man?
ICP in this bitch, ya know what I'm saying?
All you bitches, man, come over to my house and I'ma take ya upstairs and I'ma stick you with my wang, ya know what I'm saying?
I stuck her with my wang
She hit me in the balls
I grabbed her by her neck and I bounced her off the walls
She said it was an accident and then apologized
But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes
I stuck her with my wang
Bitchy bitchy hoe
I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole
I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up
Pop off the lid, now it's shooting out her butt
I stuck her with my wang
She grabbed by me nuggets
She told me that she loved me then commenced down to suck it
I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear
When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear

I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, y'all
I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door

I stuck her with my wang
I'm ringing ding-a-ling
After I hit it, my boys'll do the same
Bitches come in flocks when the Carnival's in town
Sucking on my nuts, trying to be down
I stuck her with my wang
The freaky little slut
She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt
I asked the bitch why
She gave no reply
I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye
I stuck her with my wang
I hit it slow motion
I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion
I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane
Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name
"Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your waaaang!!"

I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, y'all
I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door
I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, y'all
I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door

I stuck her with my wang
I hit it chicken style
I hit up in Meijer's in the home improvement aisle
She called me Bob Vila when I stuck it in the place
I tied her legs behind her head and kicked her in the face
I stuck her with my wang
I took some Elmer's glue
I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof
And when I came back, I opened up the door
Her titties were so long they was dragging on the floor
I stuck her with my wang
A little two-on-one
I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun
I heard a knock knock, I'm fidna get some stank
I opened up the door
"Hi, I'm Frank."

I kicked him in his ass
He kicked him in his ass, y'all
I kicked him in his ass
He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up
I stuck her with my wang
He stuck her with his wang, y'all
I kicked him in his ass
He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of bitches, man, ya know what I'm saying.
Fat bitches, skinny bitches ugly bitches...
I stuck her with my wang
Bitches with hunchbacks, bald-headed bitches.
Muthafuckin' nasty motherfucking noodle-stank booty-wack bitches...
I stuck her with my wang
All kind of motherfucking hoes, man...

View Poll Results: most magnificent poetry
Francois Villon	2	15.38%
Dante Alighieri	0	0%
Victor Hugo	1	7.69%
Baudelaire	0	0%
Stephan Mallarmé	0	0%
Goethe	0	0%
T.S. Eliot	5	38.46%
Eugenio Montale	0	0%
Cummings	5	38.46%
José Saramago	0	0%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

12-29-2002, 11:11 AM	#1
eyesbomb Apocalyptic Poster Location: Roma, €urope Posts: 2,935	Who's the greatest (poet)? Let's see what the annoyed yankee kids think about it let's see if there's someone left in this world who really cares for poetry at all.. well, not that this is gonna get popoular, I'll 'bump' it anyway p.s. I didn't ******* the real greatest poet of all times, 'cause he could have won too easily. and it's above them all by far, anyway

12-29-2002, 03:15 PM	#9
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Ooh look at me I'm snooty and intellectual! Ovid

12-29-2002, 03:34 PM	#11
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12-29-2002, 05:06 PM	#14
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12-29-2002, 01:39 PM	#3
eyesbomb Apocalyptic Poster Location: Roma, €urope Posts: 2,935	not correct

12-29-2002, 02:04 PM	#6
eyesbomb Apocalyptic Poster Location: Roma, €urope Posts: 2,935	of course not

12-29-2002, 02:58 PM	#8
eyesbomb Apocalyptic Poster Location: Roma, €urope Posts: 2,935	John Keats. on my recent trip to scandinavia I've been reading his letters, and I got so close to him, I could get a lot from the reading a wonderful poet, indeed, but not one of the very greatest You gotta understand that rankings are stupid, I made this just to get an idea for your tastes, nothing more Keats was a brilliant one, but Dante was .. he just was on another level, let's say

12-29-2002, 04:26 PM	#13
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	Hello?! Shel Silverstein anyone?

12-29-2002, 07:06 PM	#15
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	where's jewel????

12-30-2002, 12:36 AM	#16
Mood ring Banned Location: Between Sun and Moon Posts: 686	listen to this story that im about to tell. it could save your life someday, maybe keep you from hell. its a miracle thats for, secret telling i shall. a mystery of adore, you can also be... Last edited by Mood ring : 12-30-2002 at 12:40 AM.

12-30-2002, 01:39 AM	#17
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	Emily Dickinson..although I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to say with her poems sometimes..but they sure do sound purtee..

12-30-2002, 02:13 AM	#18
coffee spoons Banned Location: Teh Klan Rally Posts: 260	how bout dylan "i just drank 18 shots of whisky. Is that a record?" thomas.

12-30-2002, 02:20 AM	#19
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	Emily Dickinson and William Blake. i'm not hip and i don't much care for poetry.

12-30-2002, 02:23 AM	#20
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	oh, and Milton is pretty cool.

12-30-2002, 02:25 AM	#21
silvergeek Pledge Location: Atlanta GA Posts: 103	glaring omissions: Wordsworth Blake Keats Yeats Basho Poe Shakespeare Ezra Pound William Carlos Williams Wallace Stevens Li Po Neruda James Tate Ashberry Elizabeth Bishop Marianne Moore Ginsberg Corso Whitman Robert Frost Sandburg AE Housman Emily Dickinson Anne Sexton Gertrude Stein DH Lawrence HD Hart Crane Allen Tate Stanley Kunitz Phillip Larkin William Stafford Dylan Thomas Randall Jarrell Muriel Rukeyser Robert Lowell Ferlinghetti James Dickey Maxine Kumin James Merrill AR Ammons Galway Kinnell Frank O'Hara WS Merwin Robert Hass Adrienne Rich Ted Hughes Derek Walcott Seamus Heaney Robert Pinsky Rita Dove Mark Strand Sylvia Plath Rainer Maria Rilke and many many more

12-30-2002, 09:39 AM	#22
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	my favorites: rimbaud baudelaire dylan thomas william carlos williams anne sexton denise levertov sylvia plath victor hugo georges bataille (!) pablo neruda ezra pound e e cummings

12-30-2002, 09:47 AM	#23
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	You forgot the classic poem "I Stuck Her With My Wang" by Joe Bruce. Yeah, what's up, man? ICP in this bitch, ya know what I'm saying? All you bitches, man, come over to my house and I'ma take ya upstairs and I'ma stick you with my wang, ya know what I'm saying? I stuck her with my wang She hit me in the balls I grabbed her by her neck and I bounced her off the walls She said it was an accident and then apologized But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes I stuck her with my wang Bitchy bitchy hoe I'd like to stick a Faygo bottle in her neden hole I twist ya and turn ya, just to shake it up Pop off the lid, now it's shooting out her butt I stuck her with my wang She grabbed by me nuggets She told me that she loved me then commenced down to suck it I tried to hold it back, but I nutted in her ear When it dried up, the bitch couldn't hear I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, y'all I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door I stuck her with my wang I'm ringing ding-a-ling After I hit it, my boys'll do the same Bitches come in flocks when the Carnival's in town Sucking on my nuts, trying to be down I stuck her with my wang The freaky little slut She wanted me to stick my finger in and out her butt I asked the bitch why She gave no reply I went psycholistic and I stuck it in her eye I stuck her with my wang I hit it slow motion I had the Ringmaster brew me up a love potion I put it on her neden, I know this sounds insane Her coochie started whistling and singing out my name "Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy, stick me with your waaaang!!" I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, y'all I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, y'all I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, then he hit the door I stuck her with my wang I hit it chicken style I hit up in Meijer's in the home improvement aisle She called me Bob Vila when I stuck it in the place I tied her legs behind her head and kicked her in the face I stuck her with my wang I took some Elmer's glue I slapped it on her titties and I stuck her to the roof And when I came back, I opened up the door Her titties were so long they was dragging on the floor I stuck her with my wang A little two-on-one I told her call a friend over, we can have some fun I heard a knock knock, I'm fidna get some stank I opened up the door "Hi, I'm Frank." I kicked him in his ass He kicked him in his ass, y'all I kicked him in his ass He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up I stuck her with my wang He stuck her with his wang, y'all I kicked him in his ass He kicked him in his ass then we fucked him up I stuck her with my wang All kind of bitches, man, ya know what I'm saying. Fat bitches, skinny bitches ugly bitches... I stuck her with my wang Bitches with hunchbacks, bald-headed bitches. Muthafuckin' nasty motherfucking noodle-stank booty-wack bitches... I stuck her with my wang All kind of motherfucking hoes, man... __________________ C30xC60xC90xGO: is netphoria fixed yet? Ventolinn signed off at 11:21:50 PM.