![]() |
|
|
|
#1 |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
today when i got home to my mommys apartment from the asylum, i found one of my (clean) white tube socks hanging on the doorhandle in a sealed plastic bag. someone called t. johanson had put the following note on the bag :
"i found this in the laundry room today, GROSS HUH?!!! You must have "forgot" it when you did the laundry before me earlier today". should i take this as a decleration of war? |
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Minion of Satan
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOPER
Posts: 7,121
|
how could she know it was your sock?
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Socialphobic
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 14,498
|
that's kind of creepy!
there's this crazy german lady that lives in the same apartment complex my friend ally lives in. she's always outside with her really skinny dog muttering stuff. i don't know how to spell it in german, but she was screaming "LUDA LUDA LUDA!" - which i think means slut or bitch or something like that- when i last saw her. and her hair is like 5 different colors. she;s so scary! |
|
|
|
|
#4 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Immortal
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Sherwood Forest
Posts: 21,296
|
The other day I put my laundry in the washing machine in my building. (There's only two washers and dryers on our floor)
My laundry hadn't even been done for a whole 5 minutes when some prick fucking put all my wet clothes on top of one of the dryers in a big pile. Including my underwear. I wanted to scream. Other people + my laundry = me freaking out. ![]() |
|
|
|
|
#7 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 | |
|
Socialphobic
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 14,498
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#9 | |
|
Immortal
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Sherwood Forest
Posts: 21,296
|
Quote:
Fuck that! |
|
|
|
|
|
#10 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 | |
|
Minion of Satan
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 7,230
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 | |
|
Immortal
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Sherwood Forest
Posts: 21,296
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
A : you used a whole laundry machine for your underwear B: you stuff your underwear with other clothes in order to give a false impression of having a large amount of pubic hair |
|
|
|
|
|
#14 | |
|
Immortal
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Sherwood Forest
Posts: 21,296
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 | |
|
Apocalyptic Poster
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Posts: 2,067
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 | |
|
Immortal
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Location: Sherwood Forest
Posts: 21,296
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|