Today was the oddest day I've ever had in a while... you know? ODD!!!

Sapphire · 12-07-2004, 03:25 AM

Usually, I'm a ghost. I can walk the public streets naked if I so desired and nobody would look at me. After a while, you forget that you're supposed to care and you just kinda live with it. Well today something must've happened, 'cause the whole world flipped right-the-fuck around.

I'm off in my own little world today. Usually I find it hard to escape into fantasy lands, but today I was out there. You know, the nice feeling? Where you're just doing stuff somewhere else in your mind as you're walking down the street. At Ryerson University, I kind of "woke up" from one of these daydreams as I was walking down the street, to see this absolutely gorgeous red-head (and I mean, mind-blowingly fabulous) smiling at me really sincerely. It was almost a crush kinda smile. It blew me away. I don't know what the hell it was, but it kept on happening throughout the day. As I was walking home, another girl (shorter, but too with red-hair) was smiling at me in the exact same fashion. I just kind of woke up out of my daydream to catch this one too. And then, when I enter my apartment building, this Italian guy (you know, the cool kind of Italians that have a sense of humor and are generally very easy going) says to me as I'm passing by him, "Styling!"

I don't know what this is, but I'm wearing the exact same coat and scarf that I usually do. I don't get it, all of these people giving me these vibes and whatnot, whereas before I might as well have been a ghost. Probably find out later that I had a booger in my hair or something...

ammy · 12-07-2004, 03:27 AM

was your fly down?

twice · 12-07-2004, 03:28 AM

i got hey sexy CHH CHH CHH hey girl i like yer bike.

Sapphire · 12-07-2004, 03:29 AM

Very small chance of my fly being down. I usually sub-conciously check it before I leave the apartment. But, then again, you never know.

Sapphire · 12-07-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by twice
i got hey sexy CHH CHH CHH hey girl i like yer bike.

Yeah, but I'm a guy. Guys don't get attention usually. Well... I don't. But girls don't even have to try. One out of every ten to fifteen guys on any given day will cat-call you, hoot, honk, holler or propose just out of the blue.

You've got it so good. You don't even have to try.

Voice Implodes · 12-07-2004, 03:40 AM

you sure your doodle wasn't hanging out or something?

C33 · 12-07-2004, 04:10 AM

odd is a common norwegian boy's name

C33 · 12-07-2004, 04:10 AM

i know a boy named odd christian

ammy · 12-07-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by Voice Implodes
you sure your doodle wasn't hanging out or something?

seriously. i know someone with that exact same story.. which ended in a "and then i looked down.."

alexthestampede · 12-07-2004, 04:24 AM

i think its obvious people stare at you every day of your life with watering mouths and this is the first time youve noticed it

Sapphire · 12-07-2004, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by alexthestampede
i think its obvious people stare at you every day of your life with watering mouths and this is the first time youve noticed it

I value your input.

Isle · 12-07-2004, 04:53 AM

maybe those chicks thought you were Richie Rich.

Winnipeg_creg · 12-07-2004, 05:44 AM

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Originally posted by Sapphire
Usually, I'm a ghost. I can walk the public streets naked if I so desired and nobody would look at me. After a while, you forget that you're supposed to care and you just kinda live with it. Well today something must've happened, 'cause the whole world flipped right-the-fuck around.

I'm off in my own little world today. Usually I find it hard to escape into fantasy lands, but today I was out there. You know, the nice feeling? Where you're just doing stuff somewhere else in your mind as you're walking down the street. At Ryerson University, I kind of "woke up" from one of these daydreams as I was walking down the street, to see this absolutely gorgeous red-head (and I mean, mind-blowingly fabulous) smiling at me really sincerely. It was almost a crush kinda smile. It blew me away. I don't know what the hell it was, but it kept on happening throughout the day. As I was walking home, another girl (shorter, but too with red-hair) was smiling at me in the exact same fashion. I just kind of woke up out of my daydream to catch this one too. And then, when I enter my apartment building, this Italian guy (you know, the cool kind of Italians that have a sense of humor and are generally very easy going) says to me as I'm passing by him, "Styling!"

I don't know what this is, but I'm wearing the exact same coat and scarf that I usually do. I don't get it, all of these people giving me these vibes and whatnot, whereas before I might as well have been a ghost. Probably find out later that I had a booger in my hair or something...

first compliment fishing, now badly disguised boasting.

alexthestampede · 12-07-2004, 06:21 AM

at the last 2 posts

Nothing/everything · 12-07-2004, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by Crestfallen33
i know a boy named odd christian

i always link it with soccer. Odd grenland.

barden · 12-07-2004, 06:37 AM

MAN, SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED TODY!! 2 GIRLS LOOKED AT ME AND SOME ITALIAN SAID SOMETHING!! OMG, LIKE, THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIPPING OUT! I CAN HARDLY BREATH, THIS IS SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE, FELLAS!

Trotskilicious · 12-07-2004, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by barden
MAN, SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED TODY!! 2 GIRLS LOOKED AT ME AND SOME ITALIAN SAID SOMETHING!! OMG, LIKE, THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIPPING OUT! I CAN HARDLY BREATH, THIS IS SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE, FELLAS!

Weak.

barden · 12-07-2004, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious

Weak.

Red haired girls and manly Italians hit on me every day.

I was expecting more for one of the oddest days he’s had in a while.

Trotskilicious · 08:04 AM

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Originally posted by barden

Red haired girls and manly Italians hit on me every day.

I was expecting more for one of the oddest days he’s had in a while.

I thought Sapphire's post was stupid too, but I don't think that summarizing his post in all-caps is necessarily a good burn.

Of course, winnipeg_creg has already said everything that needs to be said:

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Originally posted by winnipeg_creg
first compliment fishing, now badly disguised boasting.

C33 · 12-07-2004, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nothing/everything

i always link it with soccer. Odd grenland.

my best friend's father is the keeper trainer there

barden · 12-07-2004, 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious

I thought Sapphire's post was stupid too, but I don't think that summarizing his post in all-caps is necessarily a good burn.

Of course, winnipeg_creg has already said everything that needs to be said:

Okay, well, thanks for your opinion on all that.

sleeper · 12:03 PM

i kinda hate those days. they frustrate me. i dont know why one day ill get a lot of cheap attention and then get nothing for months afterwards. im sure theres some trend amongst those days, i dont think its just random. i must crack the code.

but this reminds me of a story which i try not to think about. i was going to work one day on the public transit and the whole way it felt like my penis just kinda came out of that uselesss little fly thing on boxers. guys know what im talking about. i think the button actually fell off on this pair and it was notorious for doing that. its just mainly uncomfortable and feels weird, but since im in public i cant just reach down and adjust. its the winter so the biking part of my trip is taken up by two buses so the whole trip is like an hour of sitting on seats or standing up facing people sitting in seats, so my crotch is readily visible. the whole way im noticing looks. not enticing looks from girls but looks like you give a retarded person. you just look as you would any person, then you realize theyre disabled and you look away as fast as possible. but those looks have their own qualities too. i remember leaving the station at the end of my trip and have some girl look at my crotch and back up at my face and i didnt really get it. so im out walking now on the howling don valley bridge in the middle of winter and only that huge draft made me realize that my motherfucking fly was open the whole time. so it depends on the lines of sight and everything, but for all i know everyone in toronto for a hour got a pristine few of my shrunken winter penis. i knew something was weird feeling the whole time by i just attributed it to the other fly. i dont want to think of the part of the trip on the bus where i was standing up with my crotch right infront of someones face. fuck, man

12-07-2004, 03:25 AM	#1
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Today was the oddest day I've ever had in a while... you know? ODD!!! Usually, I'm a ghost. I can walk the public streets naked if I so desired and nobody would look at me. After a while, you forget that you're supposed to care and you just kinda live with it. Well today something must've happened, 'cause the whole world flipped right-the-fuck around. I'm off in my own little world today. Usually I find it hard to escape into fantasy lands, but today I was out there. You know, the nice feeling? Where you're just doing stuff somewhere else in your mind as you're walking down the street. At Ryerson University, I kind of "woke up" from one of these daydreams as I was walking down the street, to see this absolutely gorgeous red-head (and I mean, mind-blowingly fabulous) smiling at me really sincerely. It was almost a crush kinda smile. It blew me away. I don't know what the hell it was, but it kept on happening throughout the day. As I was walking home, another girl (shorter, but too with red-hair) was smiling at me in the exact same fashion. I just kind of woke up out of my daydream to catch this one too. And then, when I enter my apartment building, this Italian guy (you know, the cool kind of Italians that have a sense of humor and are generally very easy going) says to me as I'm passing by him, "Styling!" I don't know what this is, but I'm wearing the exact same coat and scarf that I usually do. I don't get it, all of these people giving me these vibes and whatnot, whereas before I might as well have been a ghost. Probably find out later that I had a booger in my hair or something...

12-07-2004, 03:28 AM	#3
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i got hey sexy CHH CHH CHH hey girl i like yer bike. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

12-07-2004, 06:21 AM	#14
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	Re: Re: Today was the oddest day I've ever had in a while... you know? ODD!!! at the last 2 posts

12-07-2004, 11:58 AM	#22
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	i kinda hate those days. they frustrate me. i dont know why one day ill get a lot of cheap attention and then get nothing for months afterwards. im sure theres some trend amongst those days, i dont think its just random. i must crack the code. but this reminds me of a story which i try not to think about. i was going to work one day on the public transit and the whole way it felt like my penis just kinda came out of that uselesss little fly thing on boxers. guys know what im talking about. i think the button actually fell off on this pair and it was notorious for doing that. its just mainly uncomfortable and feels weird, but since im in public i cant just reach down and adjust. its the winter so the biking part of my trip is taken up by two buses so the whole trip is like an hour of sitting on seats or standing up facing people sitting in seats, so my crotch is readily visible. the whole way im noticing looks. not enticing looks from girls but looks like you give a retarded person. you just look as you would any person, then you realize theyre disabled and you look away as fast as possible. but those looks have their own qualities too. i remember leaving the station at the end of my trip and have some girl look at my crotch and back up at my face and i didnt really get it. so im out walking now on the howling don valley bridge in the middle of winter and only that huge draft made me realize that my motherfucking fly was open the whole time. so it depends on the lines of sight and everything, but for all i know everyone in toronto for a hour got a pristine few of my shrunken winter penis. i knew something was weird feeling the whole time by i just attributed it to the other fly. i dont want to think of the part of the trip on the bus where i was standing up with my crotch right infront of someones face. fuck, man Last edited by sleeper : 12-07-2004 at 12:03 PM.

12-07-2004, 03:27 AM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	was your fly down?

12-07-2004, 03:29 AM	#4
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Very small chance of my fly being down. I usually sub-conciously check it before I leave the apartment. But, then again, you never know.

12-07-2004, 03:40 AM	#6
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	you sure your doodle wasn't hanging out or something?

12-07-2004, 04:10 AM	#7
C33 Minion of Satan Location: I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOPER Posts: 7,121	odd is a common norwegian boy's name

12-07-2004, 04:24 AM	#10
alexthestampede Banned Location: I am from the sea! Posts: 4,947	i think its obvious people stare at you every day of your life with watering mouths and this is the first time youve noticed it

12-07-2004, 04:53 AM	#12
Isle Braindead Location: Unison Posts: 19,375	maybe those chicks thought you were Richie Rich.

12-07-2004, 06:37 AM	#16
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	MAN, SOME FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED TODY!! 2 GIRLS LOOKED AT ME AND SOME ITALIAN SAID SOMETHING!! OMG, LIKE, THE WORLD IS UPSIDE DOWN AND FLIPPING OUT! I CAN HARDLY BREATH, THIS IS SOME CRAZY FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE, FELLAS!