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12-06-2004, 07:33 PM
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Braindead
 
Location: Unison
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i think i may have found the saddest person on the internet.
i went to this board to ask a few questions regarding studying japanese at university, which i plan on doing.
anyway, go to forum at the bottom, about penpals and stuff. click on the "i'm 17yrs old boy looking for japanese girlfriend" thread. i laughed but then i felt bad. then i laughed again. www.japan-zone.com/forum |
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12-06-2004, 07:35 PM
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Braindead
Location: Unison
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what a bird brain
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12-06-2004, 07:38 PM
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Socialphobic
 
Location: ur underpants lol
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Obloquy!
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12-06-2004, 07:41 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: New Jersey
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Re: i think i may have found the saddest person on the internet.
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12-06-2004, 07:42 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOPER
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i think there are sadder guys
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12-06-2004, 07:43 PM
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Braindead
Location: Unison
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12-06-2004, 07:45 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh
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you've obviously never browsed any Juggalo fan sites.
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12-06-2004, 07:45 PM
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Braindead
Location: Unison
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12-06-2004, 07:48 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: london
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12-06-2004, 07:48 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
Location: stand up and tell em you're from pittsburgh
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them, and everyone else on Psychopathic records needs to be KILLED
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12-06-2004, 09:49 PM
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Netflix Me
 
Location: Human Skull!
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i see a lot of white guys and a lot of japanese girls
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12-06-2004, 09:52 PM
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Banned
Location: I am from the sea!
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@ the icp hate in this thread i think they and their fans are peculiar, but there is definate merit to some of the stuff they do. faygo (not jsut the drink but their devotion to a drink)http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif some of their ridiculously vulgar songs (dead body man, fuck the world)http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif the nobility of the white trash that is their fanbase(im not making fun here. i really respect blue collar people sometimes)http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif |
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12-06-2004, 09:53 PM
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12-06-2004, 11:05 PM
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Socialphobic
Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda
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12-06-2004, 11:15 PM
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let's see your penis!
 
Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive
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i'm pretty sad
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12-06-2004, 11:16 PM
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: the mtns
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12-07-2004, 01:53 AM
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walks among us
Location: MNUSA
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12-07-2004, 01:59 AM
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Minion of Satan
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12-07-2004, 03:09 AM
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walks among us
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12-07-2004, 03:12 AM
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Immortal
Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
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I've only heard "Fuck the World" and I didn't listen to any of thier other songs cuz I really got a good laugh out of "Fuck the World" and don't want to ruin it with any crap.
C'mon, "Fuck everyone who went down on the Titanic in a panic"? Genius.
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12-07-2004, 06:32 AM
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Banned
Location: I am from the sea!
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at some point if you had asked me, i probably would have told you i was a juggalo and laughed. i once owned an icp shirt. i always saw it like everything else for what it was. i dont hate on the good of britney spears because of the bad, and i dont obsess over her either. there just happens to be more good to icp
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12-07-2004, 06:32 AM
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Banned
Location: I am from the sea!
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in case anyone is wondering,
[Violent J] Fuck. Fuck this shit. Fuck givin it to me. [Chorus:] If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!) [Violent J] Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Darius Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rumors Kings and Queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, fuck you Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do? (Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes In this song I say fuck ninety three times Fuck the president, fuck your welfare Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?! Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!! [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson? FUCK HIM! Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you Fuck the police and the 5-0 too Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way And fuck Violent J! |
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12-07-2004, 06:34 AM
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Banned
Location: I am from the sea!
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"This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11." [Violent J] Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied I just ate my first dead body last week Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth Before you start yelling and cursing my name Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck And my mother's like "What the fuck?!" He said I was born of an alien race Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand I'm just the dead body man "We got bodies, dead bodies We got fat ones, skinny ones Males, females, hermaphrodites We got somebodies, we got nobodies Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!" [Violent J] Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van All the little kiddies love the dead body man I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell Some people run cuz they don't like the smell Others line up just as quick as they can To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah Just don't look in the trunk I drive down Central kickin the bass Chillin with my freaks and I'm picked her face Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head Cuz my bitch is dead, I'd rather that instead Than a ho you can't trust, always diggin a nut A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut Riding in the back is my dead body crew Only they can never think of nothing to do If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself You got dead deer heads up on your shelf On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand I'm just the dead body man "We also collect dead bodies So, if you know any dead people Or you yourself are planning on dying soon We'll be happy to come to your house And pay cash for it We appreciate good healthy stiff For our dinner Woohoo!" [Chorus (1x)] Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me) Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me) Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me) Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me) Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me) Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me) Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me) Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me) Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man hmm. what was this thread about again? |
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12-07-2004, 06:48 AM
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Braindead
Location: The Ghetto
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What the fuck is this crap? |
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