humorous e-mail I received:

Tessellation · 12-28-2002, 06:41 PM

Dear SIR,

I am Mr. John Coleman and my sister is Miss Rose Coleman, we are the children of late Chief Paul Coleman from Sierra Leone. I am writing you in
absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer our cash of twenty one Million Dollars ($21,000.000.00) now in the custody of a private Security trust firm in Europe the money is in trunk
boxes deposited and declared as family valuables by my late father as a matter of fact the company does not know the content as money, although my father made
them to under stand that the boxes belongs to his foreign partner.

Source of the money:

My late father Chief Paul Coleman , a native of Mende District in the Northerh province of Sierra Leone, was the General Manager of Sierra Leone Mining
co-operation (S.L.M.C.) Freetown . According to my father, this money was the income accrued from Mining Co-operation's over draft and minor sales.

Before the peak of the civil war between the rebels forces of Major Paul Koroma and the combined forces of ECOMOG peace keeping operation that almost destroyed my country, following the forceful removal from power of the civilian elected President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah by the rebels. My father had already made arrangement for his family thats talking about my mother, my little sister and myself to be evacuated to Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire with the CERTIFICATE OFDEPOSIT he made with a security firm in Europe through the aid of U.N
evacuation team.

During the war in my country, and following the indiscriminate looting of Public and Government properties by the rebel forces, the Sierra Leone mining coop. Was one of the target looted and it was destroyed. My father including other top Government functionaries were attaked and killed by the rebels in November 2000 because of his relationship with the civilian Government of Ahmed Tejan Kabbah.

As a result of my father's death , and with the news of my uncle's involvement in the air crash in Januaryit dashed our hope of survival. The untimely deaths caused my mother's heart failure and other related complications of which she later died in the hospital after we must have spent a lot of money
on her early this year . Now my 18 years old sister and myself are alone in this strange country suffering without any care or help. Without any relation,
we are nowlike refugees and orphans.

Our only hope now is in you and the boxes deposited in the Security Firm To this effect, I humbly solicit your assistance in the followings ways.

1. to assist me claim this boxes from the security
Firm as our beneficiary

2. to transfer this money (USD$21M) in your name to your country

3. to make a good arrangement for a joint business investment on our
behalf in your country and you, our Adviser/ Manager

For your assistance, I have agreed with my younger sister that 15% of the total amount will be for your effort and another 5 % to cover all the
expenses that may incur during the business transaction, Last, I urge you to keep this transaction strictly confidential as no one knows our where about.

Please as you show your willingness, Forward to us your full name, address and Tel/ Fax numbers, to me via my private email address as indicated bellow, this is for security reasons as i will only be accessing my private email earnestly awaiting your response.

Thanks.

May God bless you as you assist us.

Mr. JOHN COLEMAN.

__________________________________________________ _____
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sickbadthing · 12-28-2002, 06:45 PM

God please respond to it...

VegasPumpkin · 12-28-2002, 07:26 PM

We got something like that a few years ago in the mail and the postmark was from Congo or some African country. Needless to say, we just threw it out.

Have A Headache · 12-28-2002, 09:01 PM

welcome to ten years ago. 419 scam, google it you dumb bitch.

meow · 12-28-2002, 11:43 PM

lol

its sad though because alot of old people fall for these sort of things

Tessellation · 12-29-2002, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Have A Headache
welcome to ten years ago. 419 scam, google it you dumb bitch.

I think that's why I chose to deem it humorous, moron.

Affect · 12-29-2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tessellation

I think that's why I chose to deem it humorous, moron.

Well, it appears as though you are the only one, idiot.

I got this email about three years ago, and I quietly deleted it. It isn't funny. It isn't even marginally amusing.

Grow up.

12-28-2002, 06:41 PM	#1
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	humorous e-mail I received: Dear SIR, I am Mr. John Coleman and my sister is Miss Rose Coleman, we are the children of late Chief Paul Coleman from Sierra Leone. I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer our cash of twenty one Million Dollars ($21,000.000.00) now in the custody of a private Security trust firm in Europe the money is in trunk boxes deposited and declared as family valuables by my late father as a matter of fact the company does not know the content as money, although my father made them to under stand that the boxes belongs to his foreign partner. Source of the money: My late father Chief Paul Coleman , a native of Mende District in the Northerh province of Sierra Leone, was the General Manager of Sierra Leone Mining co-operation (S.L.M.C.) Freetown . According to my father, this money was the income accrued from Mining Co-operation's over draft and minor sales. Before the peak of the civil war between the rebels forces of Major Paul Koroma and the combined forces of ECOMOG peace keeping operation that almost destroyed my country, following the forceful removal from power of the civilian elected President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah by the rebels. My father had already made arrangement for his family thats talking about my mother, my little sister and myself to be evacuated to Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire with the CERTIFICATE OFDEPOSIT he made with a security firm in Europe through the aid of U.N evacuation team. During the war in my country, and following the indiscriminate looting of Public and Government properties by the rebel forces, the Sierra Leone mining coop. Was one of the target looted and it was destroyed. My father including other top Government functionaries were attaked and killed by the rebels in November 2000 because of his relationship with the civilian Government of Ahmed Tejan Kabbah. As a result of my father's death , and with the news of my uncle's involvement in the air crash in Januaryit dashed our hope of survival. The untimely deaths caused my mother's heart failure and other related complications of which she later died in the hospital after we must have spent a lot of money on her early this year . Now my 18 years old sister and myself are alone in this strange country suffering without any care or help. Without any relation, we are nowlike refugees and orphans. Our only hope now is in you and the boxes deposited in the Security Firm To this effect, I humbly solicit your assistance in the followings ways. 1. to assist me claim this boxes from the security Firm as our beneficiary 2. to transfer this money (USD$21M) in your name to your country 3. to make a good arrangement for a joint business investment on our behalf in your country and you, our Adviser/ Manager For your assistance, I have agreed with my younger sister that 15% of the total amount will be for your effort and another 5 % to cover all the expenses that may incur during the business transaction, Last, I urge you to keep this transaction strictly confidential as no one knows our where about. Please as you show your willingness, Forward to us your full name, address and Tel/ Fax numbers, to me via my private email address as indicated bellow, this is for security reasons as i will only be accessing my private email earnestly awaiting your response. Thanks. May God bless you as you assist us. Mr. JOHN COLEMAN. __________________________________________________ _____ EC Plaza!!! The world's No.1 B2B site, http://www.ecplaza.net __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-28-2002, 06:45 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	God please respond to it...

12-28-2002, 07:26 PM	#3
VegasPumpkin Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,323	We got something like that a few years ago in the mail and the postmark was from Congo or some African country. Needless to say, we just threw it out.

12-28-2002, 09:01 PM	#4
Have A Headache Oblivious Virgin Posts: 35	welcome to ten years ago. 419 scam, google it you dumb bitch.

12-28-2002, 11:43 PM	#5
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	lol its sad though because alot of old people fall for these sort of things