In other news: failure goatse'd sp_aced's nine-year-old sister

12-29-2002, 04:12 AM

hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: hi
hijacked affairs: um. hi?
kyuteclown: hi
hijacked affairs: who is this?
kyuteclown: Pi.
hijacked affairs: that doesn't help me any.
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: well u asked my name.
hijacked affairs: no, i asked who this was
kyuteclown: and i said Pi
hijacked affairs: i didn't ask your name. i asked "who is this?"
hijacked affairs: implying that i wanted to know more than just your name.
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: im me.
hijacked affairs: since the name Pi, whether it's 3.14 or not, doesn't help me.
hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: since the name Pi, whether it's 3.14 or not, doesn't help me.
kyuteclown: 3.14?
perfectoranje: ok
Auto response from hijacked affairs: hold on

hijacked affairs: what kind of idiot can this person be
hijacked affairs: jesus
perfectoranje: probably a weezer fan
perfectoranje: seriously
hijacked affairs: haha why?
perfectoranje: ask them if they like weezer
perfectoranje: i know this guy named charles who likes weezer
perfectoranje: and he also shops at hot topic
perfectoranje: be afraid
perfectoranje: be very afraid
hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: how can you be named "pi" and not know what 3.14 is?
kyuteclown: is it math?
hijacked affairs: yes
kyuteclown: what grade are u in?
hijacked affairs: 16th
kyuteclown: im in 5th
kyuteclown: so u must be smart.
perfectoranje: haha
perfectoranje: you're such a dumbass
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: im in 5th
kyuteclown: so u must be smart.
kyuteclown: sir?
hijacked affairs: yes?
hijacked affairs: where do you live, little boy?
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: im a girl, im from Texas.
hijacked affairs: oh.
perfectoranje: why are you still talking to this person?
hijacked affairs: because he/she/it is funny
perfectoranje: oh
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: how did you find my screename?
kyuteclown: it was on the list.
hijacked affairs: what list?
kyuteclown: my dad's aol thingy
hijacked affairs: and who is your dad, pi?
perfectoranje: hahaha
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: and who is your dad, pi?
kyuteclown: his name is Larry.
hijacked affairs: why would my screename be on your dad's buddylist?
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: why would my screename be on your dad's buddylist?
kyuteclown: i dont know
hijacked affairs: how about you ask him?
perfectoranje: larry is obviously a die hard radiohead fan
perfectoranje: adding every possible radiohead lyric to his buddylist
hijacked affairs: hahahah
perfectoranje: looks like you have a new best friend
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: how about you ask him?
kyuteclown: i cant
hijacked affairs: why not?
kyuteclown: he'll get mad, hes asleep.
hijacked affairs: does he know his 10 year old daughter is online at 1am?
perfectoranje: haha
hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im 9
perfectoranje: goatse her!!
hijacked affairs: no!!
perfectoranje: GOATSE HER!!!
hijacked affairs: i wouldn't dare!
hijacked affairs: well
hijacked affairs: maybe in a bit
hijacked affairs: i don't want to just yet
perfectoranje: it's probably one of your friends with a fake screenname
hijacked affairs: probably yeah
hijacked affairs: ello hijacked affairs
My names Pi. Im a clown for myself. I am pretty good at Gymnastics and fighting. I can do tricks. I like to roleplay, and will fight anyone. When i do fight, im dressed in a black top, and baggy pants. (with purple spots) My face is pale with a purple spot under each cheek.

Garden of Thorns.

Spinning slowly
These vines Piercing our skin.
Dark skies are glowing.
Ripping apart this time.
Tearing Apart Our dreams...

Never left alone.
shivering through and through...
hijacked affairs: is its screename
hijacked affairs: so who knows
hijacked affairs: i mean
hijacked affairs: its profile
perfectoranje: OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING FARM ANIMALS
perfectoranje: AND MEN
hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im 9
hijacked affairs: oh
hijacked affairs: are you allowed to look at websites, pi?
kyuteclown: and i dont have school till the 7th.
kyuteclown: i can go to www.cartoonnetwork.com
kyuteclown: and some times www.cbs.com
hijacked affairs: can you go to http://goatse.cx
hijacked affairs: ?
perfectoranje: haha
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: ?
kyuteclown: hold on please.
hijacked affairs: okay
perfectoranje: you suck
hijacked affairs: YOU TOLD ME TOO
hijacked affairs: TO
perfectoranje: i know
perfectoranje: but you're still evil
hijacked affairs: :-(
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: does it work?
hijacked affairs: hello? pi?
kyuteclown: im trying to type fast.
kyuteclown: sorry if im slow
hijacked affairs: does it work, though?
hijacked affairs: actually
hijacked affairs: pi
hijacked affairs: don't go to that site
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: im trying
kyuteclown: whats that?
perfectoranje: haha
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: whats that?
hijacked affairs: what's what?
kyuteclown: the picture.
perfectoranje: you must post this to netphoria
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: what's what?
kyuteclown: the picture.
hijacked affairs: it's um. something you'll learn about when you're older.
perfectoranje: and save it for future reference
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: what's what?
kyuteclown: the picture.
hijacked affairs: it's um. something you'll learn about when you're older.
kyuteclown: *rubs her eyes* what is it though.
hijacked affairs: i'm just giving you a sneak peak of all the fun you can have in the years to come.
hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: okie dokie *smiles*
hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: thats a mans potty.
perfectoranje: hahaha
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: okie dokie *smiles*
kyuteclown: thats a mans potty.
kyuteclown: this place is nasty
hijacked affairs: it'll become sweet like peaches and cream when you're 15
perfectoranje: oh my god what the hell
hijacked affairs: what?
hijacked affairs: heheh
hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: it'll become sweet like peaches and cream when you're 15
kyuteclown: i dont like peaches.
hijacked affairs: oh.
hijacked affairs: what's your favorite fruit, pi?
kyuteclown: i like banana's and strawberries
hijacked affairs: okay, well,
hijacked affairs: goatse.cx is like banannas and strawberries. except they go into a man's potty. they taste better that way.
perfectoranje: i don't like peaches, either
hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: goatse.cx is like banannas and strawberries. except they go into a man's potty. they taste better that way.
kyuteclown: why?
hijacked affairs: ask larry.
kyuteclown: he would get mad if i showed him the pictures.
hijacked affairs: don't, then.
hijacked affairs: what is larry's screename?
kyuteclown: i cant spell it.
hijacked affairs: try your hardest.
hijacked affairs: i'd really like to know
perfectoranje: hahaha
hijacked affairs:
kyuteclown: nuh uh, pupple
hijacked affairs: are you sure?
kyuteclown: yes sir.
perfectoranje: ok
hijacked affairs: LOL
hijacked affairs:
hijacked affairs: are you sure?
kyuteclown: yes sir.
kyuteclown: how old are you?
hijacked affairs: well, i have no clue who your dad is.
kyuteclown: are you a boy or girl? my dad talks to girls alot
perfectoranje: hahaha
hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: what is your brother's name, pi?
kyuteclown: Danny.
hijacked affairs: oh my god
hijacked affairs: OH MY GOD
hijacked affairs: I THINK IT'S SP___ACED

hijacked affairs: 'S SISTER
hijacked affairs: wait
hijacked affairs: what is killtheyouth's real name
hijacked affairs: john?
perfectoranje: yeah
perfectoranje: haha
hijacked affairs: dammit

patrick · 12-29-2002, 04:21 AM

sawdust restaurants · 12-29-2002, 12:55 PM

That was kinda mean, dude. I mean, don't get me wrong--it's funny--but if you did that to my nine-year-old sister I'd probably kick your ass.

12-29-2002, 04:12 AM	#1
Conan O'Brien Posts: n/a	In other news: failure goatse'd someone's younger sister hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: hi hijacked affairs: um. hi? kyuteclown: hi hijacked affairs: who is this? kyuteclown: Pi. hijacked affairs: that doesn't help me any. hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: well u asked my name. hijacked affairs: no, i asked who this was kyuteclown: and i said Pi hijacked affairs: i didn't ask your name. i asked "who is this?" hijacked affairs: implying that i wanted to know more than just your name. hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im me. hijacked affairs: since the name Pi, whether it's 3.14 or not, doesn't help me. hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: since the name Pi, whether it's 3.14 or not, doesn't help me. kyuteclown: 3.14? perfectoranje: ok Auto response from hijacked affairs: hold on hijacked affairs: what kind of idiot can this person be hijacked affairs: jesus perfectoranje: probably a weezer fan perfectoranje: seriously hijacked affairs: haha why? perfectoranje: ask them if they like weezer perfectoranje: i know this guy named charles who likes weezer perfectoranje: and he also shops at hot topic perfectoranje: be afraid perfectoranje: be very afraid hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: how can you be named "pi" and not know what 3.14 is? kyuteclown: is it math? hijacked affairs: yes kyuteclown: what grade are u in? hijacked affairs: 16th kyuteclown: im in 5th kyuteclown: so u must be smart. perfectoranje: haha perfectoranje: you're such a dumbass hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im in 5th kyuteclown: so u must be smart. kyuteclown: sir? hijacked affairs: yes? hijacked affairs: where do you live, little boy? hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im a girl, im from Texas. hijacked affairs: oh. perfectoranje: why are you still talking to this person? hijacked affairs: because he/she/it is funny perfectoranje: oh hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: how did you find my screename? kyuteclown: it was on the list. hijacked affairs: what list? kyuteclown: my dad's aol thingy hijacked affairs: and who is your dad, pi? perfectoranje: hahaha hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: and who is your dad, pi? kyuteclown: his name is Larry. hijacked affairs: why would my screename be on your dad's buddylist? hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: why would my screename be on your dad's buddylist? kyuteclown: i dont know hijacked affairs: how about you ask him? perfectoranje: larry is obviously a die hard radiohead fan perfectoranje: adding every possible radiohead lyric to his buddylist hijacked affairs: hahahah perfectoranje: looks like you have a new best friend hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: how about you ask him? kyuteclown: i cant hijacked affairs: why not? kyuteclown: he'll get mad, hes asleep. hijacked affairs: does he know his 10 year old daughter is online at 1am? perfectoranje: haha hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im 9 perfectoranje: goatse her!! hijacked affairs: no!! perfectoranje: GOATSE HER!!! hijacked affairs: i wouldn't dare! hijacked affairs: well hijacked affairs: maybe in a bit hijacked affairs: i don't want to just yet perfectoranje: it's probably one of your friends with a fake screenname hijacked affairs: probably yeah hijacked affairs: ello hijacked affairs My names Pi. Im a clown for myself. I am pretty good at Gymnastics and fighting. I can do tricks. I like to roleplay, and will fight anyone. When i do fight, im dressed in a black top, and baggy pants. (with purple spots) My face is pale with a purple spot under each cheek. Garden of Thorns. Spinning slowly These vines Piercing our skin. Dark skies are glowing. Ripping apart this time. Tearing Apart Our dreams... Never left alone. shivering through and through... hijacked affairs: is its screename hijacked affairs: so who knows hijacked affairs: i mean hijacked affairs: its profile perfectoranje: OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING FARM ANIMALS perfectoranje: AND MEN hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im 9 hijacked affairs: oh hijacked affairs: are you allowed to look at websites, pi? kyuteclown: and i dont have school till the 7th. kyuteclown: i can go to www.cartoonnetwork.com kyuteclown: and some times www.cbs.com hijacked affairs: can you go to http://goatse.cx hijacked affairs: ? perfectoranje: haha hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: ? kyuteclown: hold on please. hijacked affairs: okay perfectoranje: you suck hijacked affairs: YOU TOLD ME TOO hijacked affairs: TO perfectoranje: i know perfectoranje: but you're still evil hijacked affairs: :-( hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: does it work? hijacked affairs: hello? pi? kyuteclown: im trying to type fast. kyuteclown: sorry if im slow hijacked affairs: does it work, though? hijacked affairs: actually hijacked affairs: pi hijacked affairs: don't go to that site hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: im trying kyuteclown: whats that? perfectoranje: haha hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: whats that? hijacked affairs: what's what? kyuteclown: the picture. perfectoranje: you must post this to netphoria hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: what's what? kyuteclown: the picture. hijacked affairs: it's um. something you'll learn about when you're older. perfectoranje: and save it for future reference hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: what's what? kyuteclown: the picture. hijacked affairs: it's um. something you'll learn about when you're older. kyuteclown: rubs her eyes what is it though. hijacked affairs: i'm just giving you a sneak peak of all the fun you can have in the years to come. hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: okie dokie smiles hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: thats a mans potty. perfectoranje: hahaha hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: okie dokie smiles kyuteclown: thats a mans potty. kyuteclown: this place is nasty hijacked affairs: it'll become sweet like peaches and cream when you're 15 perfectoranje: oh my god what the hell hijacked affairs: what? hijacked affairs: heheh hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: it'll become sweet like peaches and cream when you're 15 kyuteclown: i dont like peaches. hijacked affairs: oh. hijacked affairs: what's your favorite fruit, pi? kyuteclown: i like banana's and strawberries hijacked affairs: okay, well, hijacked affairs: goatse.cx is like banannas and strawberries. except they go into a man's potty. they taste better that way. perfectoranje: i don't like peaches, either hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: goatse.cx is like banannas and strawberries. except they go into a man's potty. they taste better that way. kyuteclown: why? hijacked affairs: ask larry. kyuteclown: he would get mad if i showed him the pictures. hijacked affairs: don't, then. hijacked affairs: what is larry's screename? kyuteclown: i cant spell it. hijacked affairs: try your hardest. hijacked affairs: i'd really like to know perfectoranje: hahaha hijacked affairs: kyuteclown: nuh uh, pupple hijacked affairs: are you sure? kyuteclown: yes sir. perfectoranje: ok hijacked affairs: LOL hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: are you sure? kyuteclown: yes sir. kyuteclown: how old are you? hijacked affairs: well, i have no clue who your dad is. kyuteclown: are you a boy or girl? my dad talks to girls alot perfectoranje: hahaha hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: hijacked affairs: what is your brother's name, pi? kyuteclown: Danny. hijacked affairs: oh my god hijacked affairs: OH MY GOD hijacked affairs: I THINK IT'S SP___ACED hijacked affairs: 'S SISTER hijacked affairs: wait hijacked affairs: what is killtheyouth's real name hijacked affairs: john? perfectoranje: yeah perfectoranje: haha hijacked affairs: dammit

12-29-2002, 04:21 AM	#2
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12-29-2002, 12:55 PM	#3
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	That was kinda mean, dude. I mean, don't get me wrong--it's funny--but if you did that to my nine-year-old sister I'd probably kick your ass.