WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOUR PENIS HAS BEEN CARESSED BY POLAR BEAR FUR?

tear stained glass · 12-29-2002, 03:27 AM

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Gwargh · 12-29-2002, 03:37 AM

You don't have to keep doing this, you know.

12-29-2002, 03:27 AM	#1
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	WHEN WAS THE LAST TiME YOUR PENIS HAS BEEN CARESSED BY POLAR BEAR FUR? WELL, THAT'S TOO LONG!!! ORDER MATLOCK™ BRAND POLAR BEAR PENIS CARESSING FUR TODAY! ONLY $19.95 + S&H. Note: overuse of penis caressing fur may cause penis to fall off. Not to be used on vaginas. Wash after every use.

12-29-2002, 03:37 AM	#2
Gwargh Pledge Location: elsewhere Posts: 51	You don't have to keep doing this, you know.