Favorite Simpson's characters/quotes

Nate the Grate · 12-26-2002, 02:12 PM

Johnny Tightlips

Louie: Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya?
Johnny: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Louie: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny: Tell 'im to suck a lemon.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(psst I just got the newest Simpson's book. Whee!)

INFECTED · 12-26-2002, 02:50 PM

there are so many
but my favorite quotes are:

Bart: Hey, I know... how about if I pick up some dirt on Allison? Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's most wanted?
(The scene switches to two FBI. agents driving up. One peers through binoculars.)
FBI Agent #1: There he is on the monkey bars.
FBI Agent #2: Try to take him alive.
(The car crashes through the fence, sending children running away, screaming)
Milhouse: Oh no, not again!

Homer goes downstairs in the middle of the night, with Mr Burns above him attempting to sneak in with plunger hands on the ceiling.

Homer: mmmmm.. 64 slices of American cheese... 1 ... 2... 3 ... (fades out)
Homer: (morning) ssssiiiixxxtyyy thhreeeee... sssiiiixxxttyy fooourrr.
Marge: (walks in): Homer have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think i'm blind!
(Mr Burns crashes to the floor, in the **********)

there are a lot of these @ http://www.p-bot.com/simps.html

miss world · 12-26-2002, 02:50 PM

ralph wiggum OWNS you all.

as does that canadian kid in the episode where the simpsons move.

12-26-2002, 02:50 PM	#3
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	ralph wiggum OWNS you all. as does that canadian kid in the episode where the simpsons move. __________________

12-26-2002, 02:12 PM	#1
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	Favorite Simpson's characters/quotes Johnny Tightlips Louie: Johnny Tightlips! Where'd they hit ya? Johnny: I ain't sayin' nothin'. Louie: But what'll I tell the doctor? Johnny: Tell 'im to suck a lemon. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! (psst I just got the newest Simpson's book. Whee!)

12-26-2002, 02:50 PM	#2
INFECTED Apocalyptic Poster Location: sp Posts: 1,514	there are so many but my favorite quotes are: Bart: Hey, I know... how about if I pick up some dirt on Allison? Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's most wanted? (The scene switches to two FBI. agents driving up. One peers through binoculars.) FBI Agent #1: There he is on the monkey bars. FBI Agent #2: Try to take him alive. (The car crashes through the fence, sending children running away, screaming) Milhouse: Oh no, not again! Homer goes downstairs in the middle of the night, with Mr Burns above him attempting to sneak in with plunger hands on the ceiling. Homer: mmmmm.. 64 slices of American cheese... 1 ... 2... 3 ... (fades out) Homer: (morning) ssssiiiixxxtyyy thhreeeee... sssiiiixxxttyy fooourrr. Marge: (walks in): Homer have you been up all night eating cheese? Homer: I think i'm blind! (Mr Burns crashes to the floor, in the **********) there are a lot of these @ http://www.p-bot.com/simps.html