i lost my virginity last night.

[Axis of Action]

stef's pastor = one of the guests (etc)

[BeautifulLoser]

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
i totally saw that one coming, except i thought it would be that kid that you know that came here and posted the absolute dumbest shit ever and you said you didn't really like her...


hey youth pastor. check out steph's other threads! ha ha.

You forgot to mention that she smokes and drinks, and sends pictures of her underweared ass to people she doesn't know on the internets!!

[Liquid-J]

tell the youth pastor to register here and start posting!

[Axis of Action]

Originally posted by Liquid-J
tell the youth pastor to register here and start posting!

I sense a troll in our very near future.

[pink_ribbon_scars]

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
You forgot to mention that she smokes and drinks, and sends pictures of her underweared ass to people she doesn't know on the internets!!

that is cruel, we should have made him do the legwork.

[alexthestampede]

whatever religion she's in, it seems pretty chill. she probably got like a 45 minute speech on choices.

[Liquid-J]

Originally posted by Sehki


I sense a troll in our very near future.

NO ONE DO IT!!!

i want the real deal!


this is too good to ruin with a troll

[stefanie]

Originally posted by alexthestampede
whatever religion she's in, it seems pretty chill. she probably got like a 45 minute speech on choices.

he talked to doug.

doug talked to me.

i cried. and now i laugh about it.

but i feel bad while i laugh.

[Voice Implodes]

all i have to say is

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING...
BANANA PHONE

[Winnipeg_creg]

Originally posted by Isle
stef, was it like this

stef&doug

very post modernistic, tottaly cut up.

[stefanie]

Originally posted by Sapphire

btw this is genius.

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by Sean Casey


i warned you about this like two months ago

Yeah.....I almost posted pictures of my soccer team one time.....but then I was all WAIT.

And then I didn't. 'cause I figured something similar would happen.

[Sapphire]

Originally posted by stefanie

btw this is genius.

What I really want to know though is what your pastor thought of the pic. Did he like it? Would it get higher than three stars? Does he have any religious advice for my MS Paint skillz?

Geez Stef, you really gotta get him posting here more often. Especially when we could create a religious thread about a lost translation of the bible just to goat him.

[BeautifulLoser]

God damn it, stef, delete this fucking thread.

[Helena Handbasket]

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser
God damn it, stef, delete this fucking thread.

Yeah. Or quit bumping it.

WHOOPS!

[boynameddarcy]

I hope the guy is getting shit to. Steph didin't have sex by herself. It's never the guy's fault. WHATEVER.

[Sapphire]

How and why is there any fault in having sex?

Despite them doing it so poorly.

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

Originally posted by KrazeeStacee


I'll give her credit for being safe, but having sex with some boy she's been dating a week and not having even graduated high school yet...well it doesn't really strike me as responsible.

werent you the one who got knocked up and then killed your unborn fetus. that is assuming you believe unborn fetuses are living things

[the]

butt