The McDonald's Quick Draw

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-25-2002, 02:58 PM

Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you fellatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-25-2002, 02:59 PM

The Walrus: when she's giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-25-2002, 03:00 PM

Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.

mpp · 12-25-2002, 03:02 PM

where are you getting these?

thanks

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-25-2002, 03:04 PM

Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.

12-25-2002, 04:30 PM

this thread made me laugh.
really hard and really long (no pun intended).

Tessellation · 12-25-2002, 04:34 PM

I don't want any McDonald's employee semen to get over my car or girlfriend. Intercourse in public is definitely on my "to do" list, though.

shaniqua · 12-25-2002, 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.

hahaha YES

hereisnowhy · 12-25-2002, 07:30 PM

All these great moves I never knew about!

tear stained glass · 12-25-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Tessellation
I don't want any McDonald's employee semen to get over my car or girlfriend. Intercourse in public is definitely on my "to do" list, though.

Don't you mean just intercourse in general?

miss world · 12-25-2002, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by tear stained glass
Don't you mean just intercourse in general?

zing.

Tessellation · 12-26-2002, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by miss world

zing.

great: idiot and idiot, jr.

Travis Meekz · 12-26-2002, 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by Tessellation

great: idiot and idiot, jr.

and here's the father of them all

lolololololzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tessellation · 12-26-2002, 01:53 AM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks

and here's the father of them all

lolololololzing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taking after Apart now, are you?

tear stained glass · 12-26-2002, 01:58 AM

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Originally posted by Tessellation
taking after Apart now, are you?

You've been around long enough to know that it's not Apart unless you say "lol stupid cunt

". Dumbass.

Ihaman · 12-26-2002, 02:06 AM

The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggy style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard as tightly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good bitch. More than likely she will try to escape. This gives the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

Ihaman · 12-26-2002, 02:06 AM

Snowmobile: While getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

Ihaman · 12-26-2002, 02:07 AM

The Angry Dragon: Immediately after blowing a load in the girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she should look like an angry dragon

12-25-2002, 02:58 PM	#1
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	The McDonald's Quick Draw Get your girlfriend to talk dirty into the intercom, making the order guy start to beat off. Then while pulling up to the window, have her give you fellatio till you are about to blow your beefy chunk-load. Upon pulling up to the window, tell your girl friend to yell "Draw!". Then both you and the guy blow your loads either on her or each other.

12-25-2002, 04:34 PM	#7
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	I don't want any McDonald's employee semen to get over my car or girlfriend. Intercourse in public is definitely on my "to do" list, though. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-25-2002, 02:59 PM	#2
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	The Walrus: when she's giving u a blowjob and u cum in her mouth unexpectadly, cover up her mouth and punch her in the stomach.

12-25-2002, 03:00 PM	#3
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.

12-25-2002, 03:02 PM	#4
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	where are you getting these? thanks

12-25-2002, 03:04 PM	#5
Why Am I So Ugly? Apocalyptic Poster Location: in a bottle for 100 years Posts: 3,835	Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.

12-25-2002, 04:30 PM	#6
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	this thread made me laugh. really hard and really long (no pun intended).

12-25-2002, 07:30 PM	#9
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	All these great moves I never knew about!

12-26-2002, 02:06 AM	#16
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggy style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard as tightly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good bitch. More than likely she will try to escape. This gives the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

12-26-2002, 02:07 AM	#18
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	The Angry Dragon: Immediately after blowing a load in the girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she should look like an angry dragon