Merry Christmas from me and my new camera

The Last Laugh · 12-25-2002, 02:52 AM

http://www.boomspeed.com/escapist/DSCF0002.JPG

Elvis The Naked Years · 12-25-2002, 02:56 AM

cool.

now we just have to wait till next christmas for santa to give you some image resizing software, and some manners.

DeadSwan · 12-25-2002, 02:56 AM

Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby

[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...

Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]

S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby

rkjr · 12-25-2002, 03:00 AM

Merry Christmas, The Last Laugh and The Last Laugh's new camera.

Affect · 12-25-2002, 03:09 AM

I love the detail on the leaves.

Way to get a shitty camera.

Affect · 12-25-2002, 03:10 AM

And learn to shave, you fucking dirty hippie. I don't want to see your lame week grown pube beard.

Shattered · 12-25-2002, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years

now we just have to wait till next christmas for santa to give you some image resizing software

I was thinking the same thing..I mean..could that picture BE anymore larger?

*Worst Chandler impression EVAR*

Elvis The Naked Years · 12-25-2002, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shattered

I was thinking the same thing..I mean..could that picture BE anymore larger?

*Worst Chandler impression EVAR*

don't even go there, girlfriend

hereisnowhy · 12-25-2002, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shattered
anymore larger

There's your problem.

aspecialkid · 12-25-2002, 04:17 AM

im hungry, can we see whats in the fridge?

Irrelevant · 12-25-2002, 04:21 AM

you look a lot less fat, stoned, and ghetto in this picture.

Irrelevant · 12-25-2002, 04:23 AM

i mean jeez, i used to imagine you posting with a block of hash on your lap and wearing a stocking cap, extremely stoned and unconcerned.

now you're going to be some normal guy. way to go.

Shattered · 12-25-2002, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hereisnowhy

There's your problem.

The "anymore" part..or the "larger" part..? It's the larger part isn't it?

Shattered · 12-25-2002, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years

don't even go there, girlfriend

Omifuk..Ricky Lake?

miss world · 12-25-2002, 02:40 PM

i have those pajamas.

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-25-2002, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadSwan
Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby

[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...

Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]

S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby

thats my #1 music video to masturbate to

12-25-2002, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
And learn to shave, you fucking dirty hippie. I don't want to see your lame week grown pube beard.

i laughed. really hard.

anyway, since no one has said the obvious and since netphoria is like 3rd grade in the sense that everyone gangs up on one person, 311 SUCKS.

spfreak · 12-25-2002, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elvis The Naked Years
cool.

now we just have to wait till next christmas for santa to give you some image resizing software, and some manners.

hah!

12-25-2002, 02:40 PM	#15
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	i have those pajamas. __________________

12-25-2002, 02:52 AM	#1
The Last Laugh Demi-God Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home Posts: 487	Merry Christmas from me and my new camera http://www.boomspeed.com/escapist/DSCF0002.JPG __________________ knife goes in. guts come out.

12-25-2002, 02:56 AM	#2
Elvis The Naked Years Pledge Location: within you Posts: 188	cool. now we just have to wait till next christmas for santa to give you some image resizing software, and some manners.

12-25-2002, 02:56 AM	#3
DeadSwan Socialphobic Location: GAZA STRIP MALL Posts: 10,828	Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby [Oooo, how you doin', baby? No, not you You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah What's your name? Damn, that sounds sexy] Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?) Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!) Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word) Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this I swear, I stared, my niece my witness The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it I'm not shy so I asked for the digits A ho? No, that don't make me See what I want slip slide to it swifty Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him Lick him like a lollipop should be licked Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom) Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha- Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please) Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna... Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey) Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby) Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm] When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure [Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you] Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop To the next man in the three-piece suit I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!" I like what ya do when you do what ya do You make me wanna shoop Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop [Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him He's the cutest brother in here And he's comin' this way! Oooo!] S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh) But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right) I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it) They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod) Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah) Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you So what you wanna do? What you wanna do? Mmmm, I wanna shoop Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Shoop shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop Oh, you make me wanna shoop Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby

12-25-2002, 03:00 AM	#4
rkjr Ownz Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 785	Merry Christmas, The Last Laugh and The Last Laugh's new camera.

12-25-2002, 03:09 AM	#5
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	I love the detail on the leaves. Way to get a shitty camera.

12-25-2002, 03:10 AM	#6
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	And learn to shave, you fucking dirty hippie. I don't want to see your lame week grown pube beard.

12-25-2002, 04:17 AM	#10
aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	im hungry, can we see whats in the fridge?

12-25-2002, 04:21 AM	#11
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	you look a lot less fat, stoned, and ghetto in this picture.

12-25-2002, 04:23 AM	#12
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	i mean jeez, i used to imagine you posting with a block of hash on your lap and wearing a stocking cap, extremely stoned and unconcerned. now you're going to be some normal guy. way to go.